Never underestimate the ingenuity of the Japanese when it comes to improving your appearance without expensive surgery. The Houreisen Face Exercise Mask is a small mask made of silicone rubber and nylon that purports to lift and tighten sagging cheeks, making it an ideal product for a negative Nancy and aspiring superheroes eager for a permanent smile.

Using the mask is simple, and requires nothing more than strapping it behind your ears and opening and closing your mouth for ten minutes a day. It only weighs 91g, and comes in a pleasing-to-the-eye red. No guarantees on its ability to make you a crime fighter, though. That’s all on you.

The Houreisen Face Exercise Mask features:

Recommended for use for 10 minutes each day
Colors: red
Material: Silicone rubber and nylon tape
Weight: 91g
Instructions: Japanese only