Why have expensive rhinoplasty when you can wear this hilarious contraption on your noise for a fraction of the price. The Beauty Lift High Nose is a small gadget that helps make your schnozz a bit firmer and a higher.

Using electric vibrations emanating from the bottom, sides, and front of the device, the Beauty Lift High Nose fits snugly over the nose. Thankfully, you apparently only need three minutes a day to achieve its intended effect, so you won’t be in danger of anyone seeing you ear it.

The Beauty Lift High Nose features:

Recommended use time: 3 minutes per day
Size: 7 x 5 x 7cm (2.8 x 2 x 2.8″)
Materials: ABS, silicone, steel
Power: lithium CR203 battery (included)
Weight: about 25g
Made in Japan
Instruction manual: Japanese (but self-explanatory)