Airport sign in India Eating carpet strictly prohibited

Airports Authority of India, I think you need to reconsider. Or at least clarify if we can eat carpet in other terminals or locations not right by the gate. Seriously, if you take this flavorful pastime away, what do you expect us to do when we’re sitting around for hours, waiting to get through security? Or how will we pass the time when our flight is inevitably delayed five times? Such bigotry, singling out carpet eaters.

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Steve Pame

Steve Pame

A part-time graduate student and high school teacher, Steve enjoys just about anything that makes him forget all the student loans he'll never be able to pay back. He enjoys visiting his extended family, spread throughout the world, whenever he has a chance.