The government of North Korea claims it has fashioned a mind-expanding, liquid brain juice dubbed the ‘Super Drink’ that can supposedly multiply brain hells and halt skin aging.
Leave it to the world’s most bizarre and out-of-date regime to produce an anti-oxidation drink that, according to the secretive Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), “protects skin from wrinkles and black spots, and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral haemorrhage [sic], myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.”
The Telegraph reports that the mixture contains 60 types of “microelements” extracted from over 30 species of plants. The combination evidently helps improve mental acuity and retention by “multiplying brain cells.” How exactly the juice does this is unclear. Moreover, the KCNA has yet to release the drink’s name or announce its official arrival date on store shelves.
They did however claim that the juice was well received by Chinese, German and other businessmen at a trade fair in Pyongyang last month. Plus they quoted company manager, Jong Song Ho, who testified that the juice “proved efficacious among workers of such industrial establishments as thermal power station and smeltery and at medical institutions.”
a skeptic sipper
If the quoted grammar in that article is any indication of the drink’s efficacy, I’ll just stick with my orange juice, thanks
Jokes on you
Jokes on you it IS orange juice
Andy
I wonder if there is anybody in the world who would fall for something like this.
Dear Leader
Yeah, North Koreans.
Aznator
Multiply "brain hells"….?
dimples
Pyong Tang
ohiokimono
Way to go NK….yea….~eyeroll~
awa
This juice will get the hell out of your brain
Tim McDowell
Wow, Tang makes a comeback.
Chris
What a glorious juice!
Long live Kim Jong-il, great enemy of thirst!
george
Looks like camel pee!
NotSoSerious
'…evidently helps improve mental acuity and retention by “multiplying brain cells.”'
It's from the nuclear fallout from testings near freshwater that these drinkers may be exposed to which give them comic-book mutant powers. (READ MY MIND, NOW~~~~WOOOOOOO!)
susan veres
a small country has to excel at something—-before laughing off this naturalpathic drink, why not hope it is a mixture of all good things that will help any aging population?
Tyler520
yet they still can't figure out how to feed the millions of starving people in their country – ho hum.
sinto EDAN
Looks like camel pee!
LOL
@iDrifter
North Korea finally discovered LSD.