We knew you couldn’t resist another batch of bizarre signs to do the Engrish language proud, so here they are.
You’ll be told a lot of things in this collection that don’t make any sense, but rest assured they will make you laugh.
For instance, you’ll be told that there are no more steps when you’re standing at the foot of the stairs. Or that you can’t use the toilet while it’s a stabling – for horses, we can only presume. Or that you can’t reverse your car unless somebody is watching your rear end.
And you definitely won’t want to shit downwards.