Everyone farts… Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be.
Luckily, a man named “Big Chicken Mushroom” from WuHan, China, has invented the “Fart Silencer”, a small plastic tube that you… um… put in your anus.
The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.
Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.
Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.
Below is the inventor’s demonstration by uses his mouth as anus, seems like it is working.
Here is some video of the inventor demonstrating his “Fart Silencer“, with his mouth of course…
Is it me, or thats simply a toothbrush case with extra holes on it?
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Wait, insert it when you feel a fart coming? Wouldn’t it be noticeable (if in public or company), if you stuck your hands down your pants to stick that tube into your anus? You must have quick hands or it takes practice.
I guess you can leave it in there prior.
insert? Look at the size of that thing. . .
Thats no moon.. its a spacestation
Its a trap!
The only problem I see with this (other than inserting it into my anus)is if you shart and it sprays out like the lego fun factory spaghetti maker…
Playdough….can I get a neat star or half moon shape?
I Like willies in my bum and i am a boy:/
The only thing missing from this video is the hamster
holy shat! I think I saw someone just yesterday holding it in his hands in the train!! O.O He was with a young child. Zomg..
Any lead in it?
Ok, it looks like a hollow dildo with holes in it, wonder how the inventer came up with it, had a dildo in his ass and farted and , no noise!!!
i hope he hasnt used the one he demonstrated with
*sigh* I wonder how many emergency room visits with the explanation “I fell on it” are going to arise from this device.
your idea is great is there available extention tube? for connect to toilet or window?
What about the smell?
obviously photoshopped…the shading is all wrong
Is this guy for real… i mean, its scary just to think what he dreams, and i imagine he has others inventions as well, je!
I for one think farting is funny. Why would I want to keep it quiet?
Is the guy for real, you ask? His name is “Big Chicken Mushroom”….
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woah comes with two functions a dildo and a fart silencer! no noise??? where do you get one of these things?!
Where can i buy the fart silencer
Okay, so do you have to put this in your butt every time you feel a fart coming on? IMO sticking a plastic tube in your butt is not any less obvious than just letting one rip…
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what a load of shite. All you need to do is pull your arsecheeks apart a little to silence a fart. You just need to stop your cheeks and the edges of your anus from slapping together. You could use anything hollow and open-ended. Or some sort of permanent bum brace. It would need a fine mesh across it to let exhaust gases escape but would stop you from inadvertantly shitting yourself (you'd be able to open it for egestive purposes at the appropriate time).
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