Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.
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Yoki
I'm so glad i subscribed to this blog.
vivdiva
How the hell do you subscribe to this blog? There’s no “subscribe here” option!
X-Fi6
It’s called “RSS”.
tropiscan
Oh thanks I forgot about that but its so tiny
Required
lol you moron
yoko
lol?
geb
LOLOLOLOL
alif
vraiment ..c ….grave ….lol.
dean
lol just heard about this on radio 1 in the uk, very funny and its not wrong to laugh about it lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lizerdstylee
I’m pretty sure actually I saw Scott Mills doing this to a similer bench in Southampton !!!! This is also a regular accourance in Bognor Regis !!
Lee
I’m from Bognor and can honestly say i’ve never shagged a bench….Yet!
mike
of course is not wrong!!!, nobady force him to do that, …it was…. an act of free will….LOLOLOLOLOL
scotty
it was an act of free will . . . but not until after 4 hours according to the report!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!
TLove
Laughing Out Loud = LOL
no sht
duh. he wasnt asking what lol was
Justin
Actually it should be ROR = Raff out Roud
just wrong
changing L to R is for the japanese, not the chinese!
Whatever
Same thing.
bill
This joke pretty much sums up ignorant racists – Morons who don’t understand what they are talking about.
anon
learn to troll newfag
JULIA
HE IS SICK LOR…
Hole In Bench
I’m telling ya…when I seen him sit down I was a little iffy about it…he put off a weird vibe….
but as soon as I seen him roll over and undo his pants… I knew was gunna get screwed….
literally….. probably the most embarrassing moment of my life… all the other holes will never let me live this one down…..he may of won the battle but im pretty positive I won the war…..
put that thing near me again and see what happens….
and its still true all asian men are small!!! I obviously know from experience!
Jam
ROFFLEZ~!!!!! XD
Sandy Nguyen
LOL
asier
well done mate
Surfer Dude
Man Id like to have a four hour hard on haha They REally Love there Olympics over there haha owww owww ooooo
Tourex
What a stupid,pathetic idiot!! Now he’s traumatized for life towards “small holes”!!
morgan
init
WTA
What a stupid guy~ lol~
Malte
Lol, who stupid is that? The social Network Xing.com will be happy to hear 😀
Mickey J Barczyk
hole-y-shit 🙂
Trolley
Rofl
olly otter
Sounds like something i might do if i was lonely in the park at night. LOL!!
Lee
That would chafe the hell out of my cock!
memadman
Must have been a good idea at first !
ashlley
wwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooowwwwww what a dumb a**
Brad
Those holes look awful small. Guess it’s true about the Asian “equipment”.
eskimo
rofl.
L
not all Asian ‘equipment’ is that small! My fiance is 6’1″ he is small in no way…lol
Matt
You don’t have to lie. It’s ok, as long as you love him.
My Cock owns
umm.. im 15 yr old and my ‘equipment’ is 5’11” it’s gonna get bigger XD
Sea
No it won’t.
Mine is the same size as it was when I was 15. Passing from centimeters (16 cm) to inches = 6’3” just a little bigger than average… good I guess.
Although your cock doesn’t “own” like you say do not worry I know friends with as small as 4’7” being 19 of age.
ack
why do you measure your friends penises?
maurice
)))))
bob
OWNED^^^^
holluhback
Guys actually mesure their shiz?
ertet
yea but he got REALLY stuck meaning that he’s a lot bigger
Muah
Hahaha, he must have a psp..
(pretty small penis)
memadman
I would have split that bench in half !!!
Joseph King
get a fleshlight dude… sheesh
Marty
Hmm, get a girlfriend?
Mikki Davis
Dude!!!! Just pay the extra money and hire a professional, sheeeeesh!
guy who loves an asian
As a guy who has an asian boyfriend, the asian ‘equipment’ you speak of is really quite nice… this guy just needs a blowup doll or something.
confused dude
wait.. you’re a GUY with an asian BOYFRIEND? well, it’s either a typo or someone who has a small asshole.
Aaron
You're a real detective aren't ya?
dan
HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAH
SgtBash
I also am a man who has an Asian boyfriend, named Tim. It might be small but he’s got STAYING POWER!!! I call him DarkChili.
SJ
Asia BF? So what’s on the menu tonight, ‘sum yung guy cum’? hehe.
Roflwaffle
Wow . . . XD rofl
Muah
thats hilarious
Small but Powerful
Wow, i like this nick name… DarkChili !!!
girl who loves an asian
As a girl who has an asian boyfriend, the asian ‘equipment’ you speak of is really quite nice… he’s the best lover I’ve ever had. YUM.
memadman
I am happy for you !!! Stereotyping is a hate crime.
anti “girl who loves an asian”
no one wants to hear about your yellow fever !!!
high_pitch_eric
I put my dick in one of those one time and it didn’t touch the sides of the hole.
Sam
lol…i love when people make fun of themselves. like reverse thats what she said jokes.
“well, that didnt last very long”
…
“thats what she said : (”
that kinda thing. bravo, anyway
weed mann
I highly think nobody wanted to hear that, and I don’t even want to know what u r , wyte or wat ever, u would be a stupid mofo to do that… nothin personal…
ABC
Why did is have to be a white guy? >.> racist.
papayaroot
Video by the local media
http://tv.on.cc/news/news.html?mid=OBK-080807-11571-08M&mtype=Video&mtime=1218057370
Grizzy
It’s funny how they crank up the volume and the news reader shuts up for a moment in order for us to hear the dude moan 🙂
Oriental_Steel
This is a safety hazard. Benches should have bigger holes!
Muah
haha
vinni
mabey….- people should not put there dick in a park bench hole, either get a bird or give up trying!! : P
yee
hi can i met u friend,,,,,,,,,
japan Toys
All can say is he must have a small willy lol , Just look at the size of them holes , This blog has to be 10 . 10 another LMAO story keep up the good work mr blog master you have made my day ,
Donna x
ertet
he went in it soft….you could have got into the hole if you were soft no matter your size..then he got horny and stuck..as would you or anyone…
DARKWING DUCK
THAT WHAT YOU CALLED HARD TIMES
Here you’ve been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your d*ck stuck in bench was the best thing that ever happened to you.
Sally
There' something about mary quote, right????
Chairman Mao
In China, metal benches screw you!
James
HAHAHAHAHA
Carl
Yeah.
and I’m pretty sure he wont even call that bench either.
douche
wow
Wow, Carl, whoever you are, your comment is the greatest.
Genius. Fo real.
Muah
You sir are awesome
Cheese lord
What?! You’ve never humped a park bench before? They’re GREAT@
Frostillicus
Wouldn’t you think that a man from the country that invented the Chinese Finger Trap would have been able to figure out how to release his piece?
weed mann
makes sense, but never put anything past a chinaman, or apparently in a park bench ,either!!! lolololololololol
Mr CrEEP
Geez, he should of at least used some lube…………… or spit!!!!
smurtbubble
you all SURE that’s not a lightweight stretcher that he’s on? and that this isn’t a creative writing project?
naween
hahahahahahhahahahha
his scared of small holes now
lol good he doesnt know this chick i know lolll
1 finger in her max, and its the size of them holes lol
lol ownt
your d*ck must have plenty of room then
Muah
Haha..pawned…
Rod
What if he’s made the poor bench pregnant? Who would adopt an steel child?
J.
X-Men would
Shanteya
LMFAO !!
yes they would.
gaara
Hey, high_pitch_eric thats nothin i put mine in one to it didnt touch the sides nor did it come out the other side.
nana
I am wicked Brittish, I have rotten teeth
my.poor_butt
I am never sitting on a park bench again.
Nilu
LOL! Me too. XD
HappyBoBappy
Everyone is talking about the guy… but what about the bench? Looking all stainless and whatnot… tempting the guy. It’s wrong, just plain wrong. The Government should do something about sultry benches. That’s what I say.
darkwing duck
Wrong! It’s ’cause you ain’t got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will f*ck you’re head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man’s life are the few minutes after he’s blown his load – now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you’re no longer trying to get laid, you’re actually… you’re thinking like a girl, and girls love that.
Miia
…from ‘there’s something about mary’. 🙂
Seymour
The bench was a slut and deserved all it got.
(Incidently the correct spelling for an English language story is ‘Lam Tin Park’ the incorrect version was provided by the online translation service, worldlingo.com.)
artemis
Once a pervert always a pervert…too bad you haven’t overcome the obsessions brought on by the eroticization of your childhod and by those who were supposed to have looked out after your well-being. Here you are in your 60’s and still finding this twisted stuff interesting. Certainly your obsessions have afffected your own children yet it never stopped you from finding subjects like this interesting. What a waste of talent to be so caught up in your own twisted desires. 😉
Guardian Angel
sir jorge
the bench must have been really embarrased
Bench Baby
The story is funny enough, but they had to cut the bench and take it with them? Why couldn’t someone cute just get some lube, reach down below the bench, and whack off the poor guy? He’d get his desired relief, his Asian equipment would shrink back down, he’d get up, get dressed, and go home. End of story.
Except he’d probably be back there next Saturday night.
a white guy, thankfully
i don’t think it stuck out much.. he’s asian
Moi
checkout the first picture. The paramedic on the right seems to be doing just that 🙂
mohammed dodol
Xian should sued the city of hong kong, they should put warning sign, to not put your dick in the bench holes.
J9
HAHAHAHAHAHA! good one
anon
Last time I checked it was public indecency to masturbate in public anyway.
Griffo
Bench looks like a Cheese grater 😛
mister fister
ROR !!!
Mick Rogers
Good grief I just can’t help but laugh ROTFLMAO
Smokey
poor guy, all he wanted was a companion willing to give love. unfortunately benches dont expand their hole sizes during sex.
Lari
Why women are better than park benches: expanding holes.
ABC
I’m putting that on my top ten greatest things about a women. it will be second after boobs. benches don’t have boobs.
Walter
The Chinaman is not the issue here Dude.
arhan
hei, what’s happen?
*lol*
hhh
what an idiot, lmao
kris
two delightful quotes;
1) 4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
“his” – how patronising, lulz
2) The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself.
they had to include “small”, theyre not making it easy for him lawl
Bananabones
Yea, but an hour later, he’s just gonna want to do it again.
Munchkin
I’d rather have sex with a cute furry plushie than a park bench. LOL!
anon
i bet you already do, furfag
Dude_Man
You sir, are a racist idiot.
O RLY
Uhhhh, since when did furries become an actual race of people?
dolche
They aren’t, their just delusional.
Lalala
Munchkin you rotten.com fag
a white guy, thankfully
is it just me or are his toes in the holes too?
BurningDog
The bench must have a foot fetish.
Becky
Probably thought he could get leverage and pull himself out if he could brace his feet somewhere.
siktirlan ibine
ccc MHP
Me
Hey, it’s Johnny Bench!
ErnestoTheTrippyOne
Oh my god! So much fail!
clowangel
Hahaha!!! The crazy things some people would do in order to get some release.. I thought I’ve heard of some relatively crazy ones, but this one takes the cake.
Saix
Epic fail XD
Grim
Wow –
First off… Haters – can’t you take it somewhere else?
The rest of ya’ll –
Hell yeah this is some seriously funny s**t! Equally disturbing that this cat figured a bench would offer him some gratification… not sure if I feel sorry for him or want to get him a few beers, a hooker and then a shrink.
Peace!
jen
haha, im from HK, i was so amused when i first read about it in the newspaper~!!! stupid man. he also took some erection medicine before he got stuck….lol thats why he couldn’t get it out for hours
Zla’od
So what if the holes were small?
Maybe he likes ’em tight!
ABC
and steel oohhh yummy.
Ubersp00k
Haha. Holes. Well at least those holes weren’t blistering.
Hemingway
It’s surprising he wasn’t able to remove his penis considering the unusually small size of most asian penis’s
Hemingway
It’s surprising he couldn’t remove it considering the unusually small size of most asian’s pricks.
J9
haha what a perv !!! ya must be mini like they say to even get in there in the first place LOL THAT BENCH WAS VIOLATED!
james
LMAO xD
scott jenkins
Xing finally conquers his performance anxiety and the bench just lays there. I would think a well placed cup of ice water would have done the job…make Xing rook rike seven year old standing in cold stream!!
Mike
The stupidity of the human race continues to amaze me.
scott jenkins
Xing funny, he berong in comedy crub!
KMc
LOL, Scott!
That bench love him long time!!
scott jenkins
I didn’t know my x was visiting China!
Michael
That is so funny.
What a weird world we live in.
Renee
Well, I have to say I have newfound sympathy for him , and the rest of you that claim you can fit your dicks in these holes, I mean wow, maybe you should go see your GP and see if you have a micro penis? check out the size of his toes,next to the holes………..yea, he probably couldn’t play with it it was so small,so he decided to try the bench, poor bench……..
steve
I understand this is a new event at the Olympics.
holluhback
LOL!
Lorraine Larrabee
LMFAO!!! I don’t know why, but the fact that his toes are stuck too just kills me.
KMc
Is that Xing’s umbrella in the pic? What was he planning to do with that?
Blue Lanugo
That saddest part of the story ( an aspect left out of this report ) was that the man had been involved with a small kitchen stool for the past five months, and had been seeing the bench on the side.
How embarrassing for all involved.
Tom
I bet I can fit both my balls in that hole…
Tom
Also notice in the 2nd Picture.. Why did they strap him down? It’s not like he was gonna slide off of it…
Jennnnn
but wouldnt it hurt if he moved?
Leo
Wow, you guys have it all wrong. This guy should receive a award for his tremendous and brave acts of nobility. This guy is my hero.
Foxy_Roxxxy
Some wise man said “a fool and his ________(fill in the blank with appropriate choice) are soon parted.” Just think, if he dropped a Viagra. Vicious!
thebliss
The worst thing is is that you know he will never call the bench back. Men, all about 1 night stands and getting drunk and having sex with benches.
man in metal
Well, i am from Hong Kong and i have read this news for a hundred times
This news report has missed the most important point : Xing, the bench man, HAD TAKEN VIAGRA before he made that weird attempt to satisfy his sexual need.
It is so unfortunate that he still has his penis intact;otherwise, he will be awarded the Darwin Award without doubt.
XIII
I have to admire the rescue workers who are able to help him with a straight face.
Emily
WHAT A LEGEND
statik
So, is the bench seeing other people now……I mean, is it cool if I take the bench out for a drink, or maybe drag it along a beach, laughing, whispering, sharing?
Cloaky
WTF???
LOL!!!!
Zomg
O HAI!
I R HAS PENIS STUCK IN BENCH?
He clearly did it for teh lulz…
thebliss
If that bench has an STD (seating transmitted disease) i will laugh.
DIFTL
Who called the popo anyways?
“Oh hai dere, I’m stuck in a bench.”
“Sir, how are you stuck on a bench?”
“I was horny… I’m stuck, It’s really starting to swell. Is can hab help plx?”
“OHNOES! Sir, hold your balls we’re on our way”
<3
yuki
omg that was my dad
darkwing duck
I saw this on a shirt and thought it was hilarious.
Bed, Beer & A Bench
Romance And Imported Benches (I Seen This On TV.. No Lie)
Love Is Blind
I Want To Know What Love Is – Foreigner
Spending Time Together
Here’s Your Sign
Gabiechan
lol
ggjeffy
Man’s penis not swole. Man stick penis in hole in bench. Man’s penis get swole. Swole penis not go back to un-swole size cuz blood stuck in swole penis in hole. Man call police to help get perma-swole penis out of bench. Bad bench. Dumb man. Swole penis.
fingerbo
He could have at least said he was trying to create a new Olympic event.
Bananabones
“I was practicing my aim by peeing in the holes, when, all of a sudden, a monsoon threw me facedown onto the bench. It then lifted me up a couple inches…threw me back down…lifted me up…threw me down…”
jrh
my husbands is 9″ beat that lol!
lizerdstylee
9 inces, wow you must have a bucket !!!
David
LOL “you must have a bucket”.. brilliant!! Made me laugh hard!
homer
her husband is probably only 1 cm thick though. LOL
jrh
9 inches
FILP
CASTROOOOON
davapa
LOL!!
owned
Kiebres
Waaaaaaaaahahahaha, juajuajuajuaaaaaaaa que me meoooo!! Vaya chino mas tooooooooonto madre miaaaa!! juaaaaaaajuajuajuajuajuajua, y encima pichulÃn, que mira que agujerillos tan pequeños tiene el banco!!!! A nadie le cabe ahà ni con la picha floja. Juaaaaajajajajaja que me tronchoooo! juajuajuaaaaaaaaa es que me va a dar algoooo!!!!!! xD
Darwin1889
Jajaja seguro que es CATALÃN aunque sea de raza asiática. Porque esa estupidez y ese miembro tan chico que quepa por esos agujerillos, solo puede tenerlo un catalán.
MUERTE A CATALUÑA.
manolo
Seguro que es catalan… tu si que eres gilipollas que eres un puto perro que cobra peonadas? o simplemente eres un garrulo de los de sol i sombra en el bar?
Darwin1889
Esas “i” te delatan manolo. Cuidado con olvidar a escribir correctamente el castellano.
Ya te gustarÃa a ti, vivir como yo, ya te gustarÃa MARICÓN.
Jordi
Joder, leyendo tu comentario, ha salido un chorro de bilis por la pantalla. ¿Es tuya?
Saludos y recuerda que el garrulismo se cura leyendo.
Xavi
Y tú seguro que eres un PUTO ESPANYOL con ganas de que Franco resucite y te de por el ojete rebentandote el ano mientras canta el cara al sol!!!!ten cuidado con lo que dices hijo puta. Gracias a Dios que sólo eres un prigao ignorante de mierda y que la mayorÃa de espanyoles no piensan como tú!
Darwin1889
¿Odiar a cataluña es sinónimo de ser franquista? Mamarrachos catalanes, niñatos, que vais de listo y vivÃs con papá y mamá chupando de la teta y la polla aún.
Más emancisparse de casita de los papis y menos independencia estatal, que es muy fácil pedirla.
Ojalá se mueran todos los catalanes, el mundo estarÃa mejor sin ellos.
mike
Haber si se va a morir tu puta madre y toda tu puta familia peazo hijo la gran puta. Tu madre se mete el banco entero por el coño y le baila.
tu claro te independizas con el dinero que gana tu puta madre chupando nabos de chinos.
PAYASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okalf
kjajkajkajkajkajkajkjkajkajkajkajkjkajkajkawjkjkawjkwjkawjkwajkajkw enfermo, como tan wn, jkajkakjakj a nadie le cabe la pichula en esos ollitos, imaginate ese wn se debe follar hasta el subwoofer, el cerrojo, las botellas, etc kajakjajkjkajkajka en la casa le guardan las cosas con ollos kajkjkajakjkajkajkajkajkajka
enfermoooooooooooooooooo
Bingo
Is he bisexual and also attracted to wooden benches?
FamouslyUnknown
He might as well had it cut off… if it can fit in a tiny little hole such as the one on that bench… then what is the point of having a penis!?
Le Xing
let me now it
manolo
gilipollas.
lo
Wait, I’m confused — did a guy named Xing or the city of Xi’an get its penis stuck in a hole? Either way, comedy gold.
Carmela
BWAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..U FUC..KING MORON!!! Where’s your brain man!!! Chinese people are dumb!!!!
IamMissBench
I am Miss Bench. I’m afraid I’m pregnant. I’m not having my period for months. I was raped by a perv who tried to use all our tiny holes. Does anybody know about a place where I could abort? Any Association of Raped Benches could assist me on this? In case my baby is born, how can I contact this perv so he assumes all the expenses? I’ve heard about some other benches who got pregnant during the last few months. Please, help me!
ROFMLAOBBQ
LOLLERROFLOMGWTFBBQRIFKENSWTFBOMBOMGMISSLESOWNED!!
winnie
sorry that a guy needs to get off that way!! where are all the horney chicks?
YAUYIN
He claimed that he was doing sit up on the bench, strangely, his trouser zip was opened, and his penis fall in the hole. Then, he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
xD…
I’m come from Hong Kong and sorry for my poor English.
acks
my penis much like the universe has no boundaries
Dawizz
C`est la vie, chinese people are really dumb,but one can`t blame the guy,woman are realy hard to conquer…a bench doesn´t ask you to remember her birhtday,or ask for chocolate & flowers.I think it´s the season the hot and humid climate,the guy saw and opportunity and he took it.
the ghetto
LOL ROFLMAO
Becky
Here’s what I’m wondering: he’s face down with his whatever sized erection stuck through a hole in the bench. The second picture shows them loading him into the ambulance face down. What did they do with his penis in the mean time, prop him up with it?
Drinckie
LMAO!!! 😮
megal
Good one to pass on.
tranc3
Guess they don’t have ice there.
Kittia003
I’m not sure wether to laugh or be disgusted :\
karon
too much viagra?
abc
People, it is not funny.
Apparently you people did not read the article properly.
It said “The lonely and disturbed man..” The key word is DISTRUBED, so he is not normal and does not behave in a normal and rational manner so it is not funny for a disturbed person to be doing something out of the ordinary. Please do not laugh at someone’s mistake or downfall and call them “stupid” or “dumb”.
nacho
come on man!! if he is so disturbed he´s not going to read on the Internet, we are just having some fun!! besides, you must be QUITE disturbed to do such a thing!
holluhback
Shut up. 😐
AnGie
HMM I GET WHERE YOUR COMMIN AT.. YOU HAVE A POINT.. BUT DISTURBED DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE MENTAL DISABLITIES….
IF HE IS CAPABLE OF GOIN HOME CALLLIN THE POLICE.. IT AINT COMPLETLY STUPID…
LESSON TO BE REMEMBERED. AND LOL TO OTHERS WHO DONT THINK WITH THEIR HEADS.
usa
only think with their dicks
Vince
Hahahahaha. Wow man. Great way to celebrate the Olympics. How about next Olympics you go celebrate by fisting a beehive.
Limey
Reminds me of this English sheep-shagger who was caught last month in London with a Sheep, on the south east news.
TOMM
So…. does the bench have a date for next fri night?
CHINAMAN
LOL? STUpid im 16 and im 7”9 , ill hit 8 soon
Me
You dont start measuring at your asshole!
AHAHAHAAA PRICELESS
Ohoho dis bencha alookie gooda.. alemme jus see….. hmm hmmph.. ah ya.. der we go.. oooh yah.. you lika dat don you bish.. mi 2 incha a hard cock.. yeeaa… ok me done.. gotta go…………… oh no.. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
LMAO ROFL
AHAHA XD
AnGie
LMAO…..LOL OH GOD IM LAUGHING …… IT HURTS!!!! LOL YOU CRACK ME UP..GOOD ONE!!!
Chalkie
Aye, saw Wombat (RSD) and Philman (PS) doing a dare comp at the Roundhouse in Brisbane of the exactly same thing – sick man…
NiftyG
OH.MY.GOD.
That guy has serious issues….
nacho
lolololol, this guy should be banned from Korea cause he demonstrated that asian pennis (or at least korean ones) are quite small, how the hell could he introduce a normal prick into that little hole???
LeRd
mas tonto y no nace el follabancos
jaks offalot
ha ha ha his hand must of been tired or his dog ran away
huk
so did he cum or what!?
gary noel
don’t try this at home!!!!!!!!!!
yuck.
lol so many comments.
i saw a vid clip of this and they showed some of his blood on the ground… EEEWWW
Alucinao
Pero cómo pudo meter la pollita allÃ? Si es que a la mayorÃa seguro les resulta imposible meter la polla en estado de flacidez, por ser ésta más ancha que el agujero.
Serge
Poor guy… yes, that’s something he will never forget. The holes look pretty small to me, I wonder how he managed to “get in”…
…and what a way to celebrate the Olympics!
T
Did he kiss the bench first?
L
hes gotta turn this around, make a webpage about it, then go out and keep putting appendages (penis, fingers, toes, arms, legs) through holes in public places. i swear, he could get famous. preform at birthday parties and circuit city grand openings and maybe even start a sport.
AnGie
LMAO OMG SAD LOOSER -_-
IS THAT HEALTHY THINKING? EWWW
PITTY HE DIDNT GET HIS FINGERS TRAPPED TOO..HE WOULD WOULD HAVE BROKEN WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE BIGGEST LOOSER
OR
PIECE OF STEEL ARTWORK ! HAHA IM CHINESE… ITS SO EMBARASING ><
chantal lai
ROFL! ( rolling on floor laughing) what the hell?
joe webb
I knew he wasn’t a Brother because a brother would not have been able to penetrate the steel bench in the first place.
joe webb
Can You Imagine if there was an Egyptian Cobra under the bench ready to go for his dick?
joe webb
He should have done his homework. A car exhaust pipe would have been better.
chantal lai
ROFL! what the hell?
hmmm
Poor poor fellow – his penis is so small, that it can antually go through those small wholes.. 🙁
Doggie
LOL I almost pissed myself when I read it on the train in the morning heading for work.
I never thought people can be so stupid… those holes are less than the size of a HK$5 coin. (Yes I’m in HK and everyone here is talking about it still XD)
vikki C.
Oh great! next thing we will see is a whole new line of weird Asian sex toys cropping up made to look like outdoor furniture and garden tools… Garden Gnome vibrators, lamp post shaped butt plugs…
Skibe
I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die, and to see the video only made it more hilarious. I have heard about desperate guys, but this takes first place. If I were him I would change my name, move to another country and hide in a cave. Talk about screw up!
I HATE your face
Go to hell, you racist jerk. There are stupid people from every race, and you’re probably the dumbest one of yours.
ghost rider
sick mother fxxxer. should hav chop off his penis!!! wasted.
woundthatneverhealed
Hole in one 🙂
Maarten
LOL this was also in the belgium news paper: het nieuwsblad!
Dave Smirnoff
That is sad how does he live with himself.
Richard
You must be out of your nutty brain to use your penis in a small hole for fun.
undeniablynerdy
woow, imagine he ejaculated when they were looking at it
jake
Could you imagine if he hadn’t call for help and died on the bench? Funny stuff.
Ben Tahellanbach
At least they didn’t havta worry about him slidin offa the thing while they were carreying him into the hospital
andyqhw
lolololololololololololololololololo
kate
fortunately, he has choose the bench not any innocence
the one
The hole was exatly 25 MM,,,,, LOL
ed
WTF! Shagged a bench?! FTW… roflmao
tanya
‘at least he has proved that not all Asian men are small.’ ??? LOL. SERIOUSLY?
Chucky
ROFLMAO, I could never imagine this dude. But enjoy anyway~.
Ichank
It is a very dangerous sex activity. I have translated it to my local language.
funny shiz
if he had a realy hot cop tht would have made it so much beta
or if tht was were the local prossys hung after a night at work 😛
Stradivarius
i;m not surprised in the very least.
Skinsy
lol. Poor dude
Its not so much that he tried to fuck a bench and got his shit stuck(thats bad enough).
Its that his dick fit into one of those holes in the first place!
THOSE HOLES ARE TINY!!!!!!
yeah rite
Yeah rite, f**k off..
WTF
Dinner and a movie $40.00
Screwing a bench Priceless
miya
Omg, +1 to him
danny
Must be trying to start a Jackass over there I think
Jenn
LMFAOWTF LOLOLOLOL
what an idiot T.T
pertb
poor benches…
SMK
Baka -_-
Honeydew
lol lol lol lol lol lol . it’s so retarded. HAHAHAHAH. LOLOLOLOL
mOin
av nevA heard anythin wierd than that…thatZ a stupid….hahaa…..a silly wankar!! lolxx
Blurrie
Hell man.. how can such a dumbass exist on earth~!
wahahahhaa~!
Paul
You know. This is not a laughing matter. I think the bigger issue here is was it a consenting bench or was it bench rape? Maybe the bench was asking for it by showing too much leg?
Darkheart
LOLASO xDDDD
haigboyz
I wonder if dat Jerk Lick e Bench Hole 1st…den he insert it…hehe
moonlight
omfg dat is hilarious wit ahh daft thing to do omfg ahh wudnt dare imagine if u were stuck lyk dat 4 eva n u had to carry ariund ahh park bench around with u 4 the rest on ur life. also imagine if his penius had to get chopped off omfg dat wud prob hurt n he prob wudnt bee able to hav sex agen unlucky for hym…must bee so embarissing 4 hym lyk…x
manshurin
good
Gay
Retarded pervert deserved this.
ashley
geez GUYS WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH U PLP OMGWHO CARE WHAT THE FCK THE SIZE IS OMG THAT IS SO WEIRD OF YOU TO DO THAT GEEZ
ALOT LOT OF US GIRLS DONT FCKIN CARE AND MAYBE U HAVENT NOTICE CUZ U NEVER GET DATES CUZ UR SOOOOOOOO WEIRD OMG
Curtis Ludlow
that picture says it all. hahahaa.
OMG
Hey Ashley,
Do you really talk like you type? If so, go back to night school.
John Keir
OMG, The poor bench!!!!!!
Chee
haha
id hate to see the small asians
TINY little wholes
The Very Reverend Billy D.
I thought you were supposed to call a Dr. if you had a situation lasting more than four hours…
Bench Lover
Well.. For all of you people out there laughing at what happened to me, I just want to say, SCREW YOU. I had thought that when I got an erection that my penis would still be small enough to slide out easily!!
SilverXD
WTF!?!?
What is wrong with people this days ???
xDDD
pinky pearl
pity poor mannnn..hehehe…sooooo hilarious!….lololollolol!!!!!!!
AE
Lmao! “..at lest this proves that not all asian men are small”
Oh really?!! FFS, did u see the wholes?!
FLuffeeTalks
At least he made a good story, 😀
ABC
ANOTHER RACIST >.>
ABC
the hooker must have up’ed her fee to 6 dollars. And well the bench was free..
franco
and i thought Asian’s were already tight …lol
Just Human
Geez, there are so many men who have responded here seem to have “penis” on their mind when the write or talk. Are these people all Homos perhaps?? Where are the heterosexuals anymore??
OceanBlue
Probably Not as disgusting as you, loser.
My guess is that you belong to a civilization who eats with his bare hands (fresh from buttocks-wiping) until just a few hundred years ago.
twatter
Don't indian's still do that ??
bleh
uh. this guy isnt korean
Jay Jay
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol… he must have a BIG “penis”lol lol lol..
Jay Jay
that man most coludnt get none from his “GURL” last night:P lol lol
raj
come on men i knw ur dum but not to this extnd.ur stupid until cannot stupid anymore.
Lance
LMFAOOOOOO
Yin Huang
Making china proud…yeah! xD
rabbs
Bloody Dumb A**. He shud have rather made a hole in ground…..
alicelockhart
owch! lmao
Mijonju
hahhaha!!!.. so horny he tried to hump a metal bench!
memadman
This is like the one with handcuffs. He suffer enough!
CreAtive
WTF! JOKER!
memadman
Use Vaseline next time stupid !!!
Lisa
i'll never look at those excersizing benches the same way again XD
fcsdnkldznv
i would have wated and lost my errection lol
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fuckin horny jackass
drummet
he's so…small lol
Matt~
Kinda like you do in Linkin Park in Chicago at 4:00 AM and u can easily take it out cuz it doesnt get stuck because its so small. shit on
Wang
Who has not wanted to do this in Hong Kong?
Karen
Oh no, I'd better not let my boyfriend see this because he'll only have nightmares. On the other hand, perhaps I should so that he doesn't do anything so stupid!
ldii
The most peculiar and ashamed manner I've ever seen. I'm so sorry
ldii
the funniest occurrence I've ever found. I'm so sorry.
Racheal
just goes to show you most Men will hump anything when they are horney LOL…
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avi1368
Sick but funny
nate
those are some really small holes
lol
whattt a fukkk dickkkk ,
he must of thought if i do this i best make sure first hes dick git stuck
i would be in creasesssssss on the floor pissing masennnn
what a wankerrr !!!!!!!!!!!
lolgirk
thats stupid….which also means he had a wide dick lol sorry
tropiscan
idiot reminds me of American Pie 2 where a guy gets his hand glued to his penis .
Haykakan
ROFLMFAO!!!!!! wow hahahahahahahhahah
jo blo
only asians…
ur moma
holy crap dude!!! u screwed a bench nasty!!
car seats
The Chinaman is not the issue here Dude.
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NiteClerk
Seeing how small the holes in the bench are, he didn't have much to lose.
Aznator
The sad thing is that the bench never called him back.
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ken
how the heck did he STAY aroused? Should the fear have caused him to droop?!
ndrew
oh, i can't imagine that..
pen
i think the hole at the bench is still virgin….LOL!!!
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Layla
Can you imagin? Him at Lazyboy fucking a Recliner chair? LOL! Chairs and benches turn him on do I need to say more?
morgana
sexy i might join him lol
Tim4545
If he lost it ,he better died.How could the man can survive with it?
bostoncelticsjersey
Oh my god. How this happen.Too unfortunate about xing.
Jason Esteban
Seriously who fucks benches?? How did he get aroused
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