At some point everyone has enjoyed a fresh hot cup noodle. It is that instant little cup you just poor hot water into, wait a few minutes, and then devour to satisfy your hunger needs.
“Cup Nude”, on the other hand, satisfies a completely different need all together. Although similar in design, you will immediately notice upon opening, that this is not your average midnight snack.
Complete with a packet of “Gently Acid Lotion”, we are sure you will find some enjoyment out of this loving product, unless of course that is real acid in that packet… Yeeouch!
Sun Tzu has spent about 7 years in Asia traveling through Japan, Hong Kong, China, and Korea. A true fan of everything that is weird and strange, he decides in the end what is displayed and published on this site. Sun has previous experience writing for numerous print mags such as XLR8R, URB, and Movement Magazine.
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Magget
again, im first
JohnP
I’d eat it with mayo
if you know what I mean
Tourex
It’s pathetic that guys,or girls that would purchase these paraphernalia, and actually would use it.
Casey
agreed.
snarf
But I'm betting that you've watched a chick used a dildo or other form of toy many a time. Why is this so different? Open your mind. It makes the world a better place.
Boobman
Don’t let Jason Biggs get a hold of this. He might compare it to the hot, wet, homemade apple pie.
Yet, he stars in lots of movies and has sex with a pie just once….We’ll never let him down for that.
stephanie
I don’t get it
Henotic
CONGRATULATIONS!
hahahaha
hahahahahahaha, greatest invention ever
Michels
first to admit it…i might actually begin to eat it and only notice afterwards….
american(nonracist)
wow ppl if ur craving sex that much go to a bar or club or sumthing
spanky
yeh, nothing cures being horny like contracting an STD or getting someone knocked up!
go the cup-o-gina, small enough to go everywhere, safe enough to use anywhere!
observant
that cup is like 4 inches
Gregory Hamm
the cup is like made for Japanese people
gottabkidding
yeah, i don’t think youre supposed to EAT that…. lol
Heather
People who’ll actually use it is *cough cough* pathetic.
Japanese capitalism has gone haywire!
If I felt like eating something now, well I don’t feel hungry any more.
This is waaaaay too much.
???
no kidding
juju
i dont actually get what it is??
xaos
ITS A FAKE VAGINA. And if you dont know what that is, perhaps you shouldnt be on the internet.
xaos is a retard
Xaos –
I’m sorry if not all people in the internet think the way you do. Perhaps, you believe that morality is now the exception instead of the norm.
I really do not like stating the obvious, but, NOT ALL PEOPLE IN THE INTERNET ARE PERVS!
Thank you.
killroy87
sick burn.
snarf
Didn't you hear? The internet is for, and mainly consists of, porn. No need to hate on someone simply stating the truth.
DesperateAmericanMan
I was wondering where I could order one of these? Please let me know as It looks fantastic. Though, I’d prefer an artificial anus over an artificial vagina.
They should start selling these cups in vending machines on subways. That would be great 🙂
Chieko
j-list.com
Chieko
These are meant for gags gifts people. Don’t take it so seriously. >.>
Bakazuki
Um…no, their not. Gag gifts are not usually sex toys. XD
Marupinku
I’m willing to bet those calling this pathetic don’t call a woman who uses a dildo pathetic. Yay double standards.
spanky
go the cup-o-gina!
wanyin
What flavours do they come in?
cup-o-gina
they come in dirty, clean, hairy, asian, wet, fat, and dry…we also have wrinkle flavor, and cheesy, it’s a new flavor…still under development.
Wacko
I hope it comes in chocolate!
taki & kaze the america jap sisters
..weeee think if we were guys that this would be well erm…A\/\/50m35au53!!!! (for non leet reader….shame on you:awsomesause!!!!!)
AimZy
This may be a gag/joke thing. But such an item really exists. Called the fleshlight – http://www.fleshlight.com
And yes you women calling men pathetic please get off your high-horses, as stated quite accurately by Marupinku above, this no different to women pleasuring themselves with a dildo/vibrator.
casual cutie
wow …. so hot
carl
Xaos… basically not all guys are LIKE you or even CLOSED. pervert!
snarf
dude your commenting on a page about a fake vagina. what does that say about you?
ryan
There’s nothing perverted about sex or masturbation, people. Grow up.
Not sure about that acid though.
Eradm
Just like me wive! eradm@pircher-spa.com
N0X
so i have to put my thing in that tiny hole
augest deth
wow, now every time i eat a cup of noodles, i will be thinking about a vagina. and WTF ever ppl that are like all “anti- sex” i bet everyone here has had sex at least once in their life, so don’t be ashamed to say, hey this is a new toy, so i don’t have “to go to bar’s and clubs” to get an std, or worse. KUDOS to the inventor! they say hot dogs, and bananas, and cucumbers are sexy foods. well the inventor now made a cup of noodles sexy. right on, man.
Eileen Tish
LOL… we can invent all sort of crap….