Buddhism step aside, For Jesus has cometh in the light of Japanese inventors.
We introduce to thee God-Jesus, the only religious robot to assist in cleansing your soul.
GOD-JESUS was a 1980s toy sold in Japan, made by Bandai. The toy is in the form of a robot brandishing a Christian cross. The toy was asked a question and would give an answer in a similar way to a Magic 8-ball.
Sun Tzu has spent about 7 years in Asia traveling through Japan, Hong Kong, China, and Korea. A true fan of everything that is weird and strange, he decides in the end what is displayed and published on this site. Sun has previous experience writing for numerous print mags such as XLR8R, URB, and Movement Magazine.
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amanda
this is a piece of….crap, let’s say. you can’t create a god, you idiots should know that. if you buy or even ask one of these hunks of metal a question, ur an absolute idiot!!! a stupid robot can’t solve your problems, it’s not a god at all!
NotTheRealSatan
Of course, that is precisely how we know THIS is a toy, making useless prophesies just like the good old eight-ball.
Ironically, your test works very well, as by your own words all Gods, and any Gods, qualify as useless crap toys, too. BRAVO for you.
rebecca june
you call this a god? it gives random answers someone told it to say. it is an absolute waste of money and time. i agree with the amanda person 100%. retarded robots, my butt!
Ethan
This made me laugh pretty good. The name especially cracks me up. It’s not simply “God”, nor “Jesus”, because obviously one title isn’t enough!
To the previous commenters: obviously nobody expects this is an actual god, nor that it will correctly “predict” anything, just like nobody really takes the Magic 8-ball seriously. It’s a cute toy with a name that, depending on how seriously you take the product, could be unfortunate; but you really should learn to enjoy silly things a bit more.
This was funny, and I appreciated the post ^_^
chickaboom
that would be so offensive to religious people.
luckylife333
ITS SO OFFENSIVE!
im christian…..
Barry
i think its fantastic about as useful as any god. Actually more so it may be random but at least you get an answer that isn’t vaguely translated from scripture or your subconscious (prayer). I hope i can find one on ebay
Wtf-thisshitsucks
booo hooo…. gods a short asian…..
Tobi
those asian inventors…….dey r so ofensive…..
M Styborski
My God-Jesus can kick your God-Jesus butt!
At least he will after I install the flamethrower and missile launcher!
To those that are offended by a toy, lighten up. Bandai doesn’t kick up a fuss every time you bring another ‘Christian’ into the world. (And yes, I am a Catholic.) You want to fight back? Create a line of Shinto robots. There are hundreds of Shinto Spirits. The collectors will have to have every one of them. You’ll be a millionaire and very likely crush Bandai in the process! Good luck!
Love the post!
unknown
this toy is very stupid and im very offended
same
im right with u
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