North Korea Claims to Have Landed First Man on the Sun

Posted on March 1, 2014

Would you believe it if North Korea stated that it has landed the first man on the sun?

Well, believe it or not, they really said they did. They even called it the “greatest human achievement of our time.”

Hung Il Dong, 17, is reported to have been the first man to land on the sun, according to North Korean Central news.

It’s surprising enough to know that a human has managed to land on the sun, but what surprised me more is the report that the journey took him only four hours!

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“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening,” the broadcaster said.

It was said that the journey was made possible by travelling in the cover of darkness, which protected him from the extreme heat of the sun.

What are your thoughts about this?

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19 comments
RickCarroll
RickCarroll

Someone took way too many hits off the Bong!


KennethCurtis
KennethCurtis

He went there in only four hours. That's why we didn't do it before... It's too easy, we only take the long missions. We leave the 'Day Trips' to the less develop country's. If their Air Conditioners were better he wouldn't have had to go at night. Plus...Plus...We brought back 'Moon Rocks'! I'll bet 'The Dong didn't bring back anything.

WyldHeart
WyldHeart

Of course his name is Hung Dong- like what the actual f*^k >.<  ***Dying*** So funny- better than what SNL is coming up with these days. . . oooooooo

jensii
jensii

i'm not impressed, he landing on Nightside of the Sun

aquariuschildren
aquariuschildren

lol chicken feed i went to the centre of galaxy and back in 10 minutes

mhassell76
mhassell76

That's gotta be MSNBC's North Korean affiliate.

Chleigh
Chleigh

Oh. Maybe they went there during night time.

Torquato
Torquato

We'll that's how accurate their rockets are. They intended to land in the moon but ended up in the sun. Too embarrass to admit the navigational errors that they just changed the story of the supposed mission.


Anyway it's probably easy to send a man to the sun, but not the same to bring him back alive. :)

WayneHoward
WayneHoward

Darned smart of those North Koreans to do it at night when other countries can't see it happening and when it's cool.  I would never have thought of that!  


TerryReardon
TerryReardon

LMAO!  Thanks, I needed that chuckle!   Ha, hahahahah.....

MileySpears
MileySpears

This is obviously a joke. Of course North Korea didn't send a man to the sun. They sent a woman.

Patrick B Steg
Patrick B Steg

What part of "satire" are you folks not understanding?  It's a fake news item, produced on a comedy news site.  Click the source link, then click the source link on the next one and it will take you to the original article.  One other site picked it up thinking it was real, then this site picked it up from them and is also claiming it's real.  It isn't.

MR_DIECOCK
MR_DIECOCK

Surely they did !! Great North Korea !!

Hung Il Dong 17 years old had a good dream !!

Will he wake up???

erwinjohnv
erwinjohnv

brain washing.. that's how i descibe north korea in two words.


WyldHeart
WyldHeart

Melissa McCarthy has saved them this season alone. . . barely 

MarkMaurin
MarkMaurin

@MileySpears Sorry Miley, but the North Koreans did send a man to the sun. They sent a woman to Mercury.

SaschaSchroeder
SaschaSchroeder

@Patrick B Steg I'm afraid, this "source" is not a satirical site at all. In fact they are a very serious and credible computer news site.