Sega Announces Video Game Console Controlled by Urine
Posted on January 26, 2012
I often think to myself, “Why can’t I play video games while I urinate?” Sure, I could sit down, but that’s just time wasted.
Thank God Sega exists.
Set to debut in Japanese bars (BRILLIANT!), Sega has introduced the Toylet, a console that allows you to play games, using your urine to control the games.
So what type of games might you find yourself playing when you use the Toylet? How about “Mannekin Pis,” which measures the pressure of your stream? Or try “Graffiti Eraser,” which compels you to remove paint by pointing a hose in different directions.
Of course, in true Japanese fashion, it wouldn’t be a video game if it didn’t involve looking up women’s skirts. “The Northern Wind, the Sun and Me” has the player using wind to blow up a girl’s skirt. The strength of your stream determines how hard the wind blows.
Finally, the Toylet brings you tried and true multiplayer action. “Battle! Milk from Nose” has the strength of your stream going up against the strength of the prior urinater’s stream, measured with milk coming out of your nose. The winner knocks the other opponent out of the ring with a torrent of nostril milk spray.
This needs to be in bars EVERYWHERE.http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xntdx4