Meat Made from Poop Hits Japan

Posted on June 19, 2011

Remember that scene in “Demolition Man” where Sylvester Stalone’s character eats a rat burger and likes it? Thinks he’d feel the same way if he ate human excrement in the form of a burger?

Meat Made from Poop Hits Japan picture

A team of Japanese researchers lead by Mitsuyuki Ikeda of the Okayama Laboratory have created a way through which the biological process of consuming food then passing it can be cyclical. Yes, they’ve created a way to make edible “meat” out of human excrememnt.

This novel and very disgusting concept was discovered when Ikeda was asked to look at the various possible uses of sewage. Instead of complaining over having a really terrible job, he discovered that it contains a great deal of protein due to the bacteria that populates it.

Sounds kind of gross, huh? But it’s not like the “meat” is created by taking poop and squishing it into a patty. The process involves extracting the proteins from the sewage, combining them with a “reaction enhancer” (whatever that is), and putting it in an “exploder.” Magical science-y stuff ensues and VOILA! You have poop meat.

Once created, the “meat” is colored red and the flavor is enhanced with soy protein. The finished product is broken down as follows: 63% proteins, 25% carbs, 3% lipids, and 9% minerals. Yes, this is all well and good, but how does it taste?

According to initial reports, it actually tastes like beef. Of course, the hardest part is getting people to eat it. According to Professor Ikeda, there are “psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces.” The ultimate goal, then, is to convince people that eating a poop burger isn’t all bad and will consider the environmental impact when making the decision between meat made from animals and meat made from poop.

Right now the product costs 10-20 times the price of normal meat, though this is due to the cost of the research. With luck (and I use that term loosely) “poop burgers” and every variation of this bizarre creation will be priced the same as their natural counterparts.

The “meat” will also have fewer calories, but when you’re eating poop I’m sure that’s the least of your worries.

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12 comments
Greg
Greg

Life is like a "poop" sandwich, the less bread you have the more "poop" you eat....

cartman
cartman

I really really hope this is a hoax. Not feeling well now. I guess a homemade BEEF burger would heal this feeling ^^ I really hope South Park makes some episode about poop burgers =p

Assunta
Assunta

Serve it to astronauts who have no access to a grocery store or deli. They already drink their own urine, so this would just fit perfectly with their need to recycle and their limited supplies. For an earthbound carnivore like me, I'd rather turn veggie than eat poop-meat. yuck!

maradanto
maradanto

Once you get past the "ick" factor, the chief concern would be that the pathogens carried by human excrement are removed from the equation. If that's the case, it's not as big a deal as we're inclined to think. Astronauts on the International Space Station drink recycled urine

jimcarm
jimcarm

Intelligence I like it. Honestly, people eat the tiniest, most disgusting parts of the animal without a second thought but as soon as you come to recycled (literally endless) foodsource, "OH LORDY ITS POOP!" I understand the hesitation but if it tastes the same, looks the same, even has the same texture, are you going to start complaining half-way through a delicious (Don't hold me to this) steak? Maybe...maybe not, but this is interesting news regardless.

kiyoko
kiyoko

oooh! it comes from the sewer...! here i thought it'd be fresh. ok this sounds smart.

nokk1
nokk1

I'll be vegetarian

Octarin
Octarin

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND A BUNCH OF COWS TO THESE PEOPLE ASAP!!! WTF!