Chinese Breast Stimulator Helps Women Achieve a Bigger Bust
While China may be known for McWeddings and a $2,500 car, they are not known for producing women with what can only be considered “ample bosoms.”
Enter the Top Charming electric breast stimulator.
This mildly not safe for work video is a five minute and twelve second tribute to the breasts cleverly disguised as an infomercial for a product designed to make the bust of Chinese women larger through electro-stimulation.
Thanks to my ignorance of the Chinese language, it’s difficult to actually discern what the video is advertising at first. To the untrained – and adolescent – eye, it’s nothing more than perverted entertainment, a device designed to make women’s breasts jiggle as they walk down the street, causing strained neck and horribly destructive car accidents. Then the computer graphic appears.
Once again, language barriers prevent us from learning just exactly what is going on, but based on the brief animation, the electro-stimulation the product provides (read: epic boob jiggling) seemingly stimulates nerves and whatnot to increase the size of the user’s breasts. To display this amazingly impossible transformation, the makers of the video opted for not only side-by-side physical comparison, but a bizarre color hue transformation to illustrate that having small breasts equals grey and depressing, while larger breasts equals colorful and happy.
What will they think of next?
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By Lycurgus on 12-01-2011
