Samurai Condoms for the Ultimate in Lady Spearing
Posted on October 13, 2010
Horny Ladies and Gentlemen, today I unveil the Kabuto Samurai Condom. These generously lubricated sheets of armor are designed to take your love life to a level of ecstasy like you’ve never before experienced.
Kabuto stands for helmet, while samurai refers to the military nobility of pre-industrial Japan. Suffice it to say, the Kabuto Samurai Condom is a sexual helmet built only for noble men with passion in their hearts—and lots and lots of blood in their groins.
But though the condom is marketed mainly toward men, it’s available in a plethora of delicate stylings meant to capture the attention of any amorous female.
There’s the Minty Menthol condom laced in a cool and refreshing green color for a couple making love to a slow and sensual beat.
Then there’s the Tsubu pink condom, which according to Kanojo Toys “boasts 1350 nubs for the ultimate in lady spearing.” Mind you, what type of samurai would wear a pink helmet? I suppose perhaps it’s geared for homosexual samurais.
Last but not least is the entirely transparent Stamina condom supposedly designed to help a man last longer—though one wonders how the color of a condom can do that.
Regardless, Kabuto Samurai condoms are sure to revolutionize the sex industry. In fact, I’m about to go buy a box, though with my lack of social aptitude, I won’t get to use one anytime within the decade!