Breast Milk… By The Carton
For some new mothers, getting their newborn child to suck out the moo juice of mankind from their breast for sustenance is a daunting task. Either it hurts too much, or the baby simply refuses to latch on, resulting in one frustrated mother who firmly believes that breast milk is necessary for a healthy, growing baby.
Thanks to those fine folks in the land of the rising sun, breast milk is now available in a carton! No need to worry about your baby latching, or dealing with an overzealous child with the sucking power of a Hoover. Now you can save your breast the hassle all while giving your baby the nutrition he or she needs!
Naturally, the company that manufactures this “breast milk” has employed the image of a baby suckling on his or her mother’s breast. One can only surmise this is for easy identification purposes, as I imagine it would be absolutely hilarious to discover the moo juice you’ve been drinking has come from your own species.
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By Lycurgus on 16-03-2010
Comment by Missy
March 17th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Wow – I'd love to have someone translate the packaging!
Comment by Sjach
March 17th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Breast milk.
it's healthier than cow's milk.
Tastes better then goats milk.
But not as sweet as horse milk.
Comment by Then there was V
March 23rd, 2010 at 11:11 am
One question. what is the main ingredient that will show on the side of the carton?
Comment by tyikduly
March 25th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
who want to drink breast milk
Comment by koko
March 27th, 2010 at 1:50 am
lol, there are enough perverted fetish people in japan for this product to be a bestseller.
but wow…is this actually real breast milk
Comment by justinbieberfan
April 1st, 2010 at 1:55 pm
i guess its ok if its for babies but for an older nooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
Comment by tyikduly
April 1st, 2010 at 1:56 pm
babies duh
Comment by kitty
May 23rd, 2010 at 6:24 am
what i want to know is how do they produce it?