The Pet Washing Machine for Lazy Owners
Washing a pet can be a real pain in the butt. You must first master the ‘catch me if you can’ routine, then thoroughly cleanse the furry critter—including pee/poop stains—and clean up afterward. But what if you could avoid all the hassle?
Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m proud today to introduce all you lazy pet owners out there to Joyful Honda’s all-in-one pet washing machine.

Joyful Honda is a pet supermarket located in Tokyo that recently installed an automated pet washing machine that shampoos, rinses, and blow-dries a pet in less than 33 minutes.
Instead of paying upwards near £20+ (US$30+) to clean their pets, a cat or dog owner need now only toss their pet into the ‘vending machine,’ insert £3.50 (US$5.25), and smack the start button.
Why, though, would a pet owner force their beloved pooch or tabby to undergo such a potentially traumatic experience?
The key word is recession.Tokyo, much like the rest of the world, is suffering through difficult economic times, prompting many pet owners—apparently are too lazy to wash their pet themselves—to skip out on a traditional Spa treatment in favor of Joyful Honda’s ultra-cheap, but ultra-scary pet washing machine.
Joyful Honda claims, however, that the the machine is perfectly safe for any pet. They even went so far as to invite one of their employees to try the machine for himself:

I guess they failed to realize that there’s a huge difference between a dorky Japanese kid and a pet!
By V Saxena on 13-03-2010

Comment by @MommaLeanne
March 13th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
haha.
Comment by drasaid
March 13th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
I wanna know what happened that night when the owner went to sleep . . .
Comment by aaron
March 14th, 2010 at 10:39 pm
This is disgusting. FUCK the Japanese and their FUCKED up animal torture-centric society.
Comment by @JacqiKill
March 16th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
The video is from the "Pet Spa" in Califiorna.
Comment by Jarrad
March 17th, 2010 at 9:35 am
Its not torture. the water is like 32 degrees and the air blown is nice and warm all they need to do is close there eyes.
Comment by Diana
March 17th, 2010 at 11:43 am
Umm, it IS torture. The animals do not KNOW the water is 32 degrees and they don't KNOW all they need to do is close their eyes. To them it's like you shut them in a small space and are torturing them. Hence why the cat is trying to ESCAPE.
Comment by goofuself
March 17th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
yea your pet will die of stress
Comment by takana
March 18th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
0_0 no way i'd let my pet even go near it
Comment by Kaen
March 20th, 2010 at 4:43 am
my god. they do realize that the PETA is going to be all over this and try to stop this torture device right? no REAL animal/pet lover would put their pet through that. someone please tell me this is one of those inventions that won't last past 2 days. because god help those poor animals and their mental trauma after all THAT! O_O
Comment by akos
March 25th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
no me neither…they will be too scared.
Comment by hjj
March 30th, 2010 at 1:14 am
no, peta can't because peta is too busy getting rights for chicken bred and made for food.
Comment by Hanban
April 6th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I know it's sadistic, but I laughed at that video.
Comment by @token7
April 7th, 2010 at 9:41 am
I'm japanese. We always created some strange gadgets.
But is this machine made by japanese idea ?? I don't think so.
Our products are always fucking sensitive
That is very rough. Don't you think so ?
Comment by Tunia
April 13th, 2010 at 2:23 am
Have you ever tried to wash a cat? I think it's brilliant!!!