Cold Drinks + Hot Babes = The Bikini Liquor Shop
Purchasing liquor online is not the most common way to get your drink on, but it is an option, especially among traveling businessmen who don’t know their way around town. But according to James A John, CEO of BS Corporation, shopping for liquor online is oftentimes a frustrating experience that leads to zero results: “I would spend days looking for them [specific liquor brands] and sometimes with no success.”
Generally, online liquor stores provide no useful recommendations or relevant resources; plus, they rely on outdated navigation systems and a dull, drab design. James decided to combat this monotony by introducing a revolutionary new online shopping center in Japan known as Bikini Saketen, which translates to the Bikini Liquor Shop.
At the Bikini Liquor Shop, you’re immediately greeted by a succulent bikini-clad Japanese model who’ll not only provide you with legitimate recommendations, but who’ll also entertain you as well. For, you see, after you purchase a drink, you’ll have an opportunity to watch a special video (wink wink) of the hot toddie in action.
Don’t get it twisted, though, because there’s nothing naughty about the Bikini Liquor Shop. In fact, the videos merely show the model (based on which item you purchased) performing a special skill, such as cutting paper or playing the saxophone, while half-naked. And after you finally receive your drink in the mail, it’ll include a QR Code that can be used to watch a “Let’s Toast” video clip featuring the model on your mobile phone.
In addition to showcasing alluring as well as resourceful Ladies, the Bikini Liquor Shop also aims to pummel the competition by offering a wide selection of liquor, from the basics to the premium, including spirits (Cuervo Gold), domestics (Suntory), imports (Hennessy), Champagne (Dom Perignon), and much more.
So what’s the Bikini Liquor Shop’s ultimate goal? James said it’s to provide Japanese citizens and travelers with an easy and fun alternative for purchasing liquor.
When asked why he chose this endeavor, James simply replied, “I love women in bikinis.” Kudos on a great reason, Sir!
By V Saxena on 17-02-2010
