Chinese Woman Accidentally Cuddles with Burglar

A Chinese woman, Qiu, received a rude shock recently when she discovered that her night-time cuddle partner was in fact a burglar. The Changasha-based woman had pounced on the intruder in the dark, mistaking him for her husband.

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Qiu had been sleeping when she was awaken by the intruder moving about in her room.

She guessed wrongly that it was her husband and had jumped on him. As for the burglar, he was all too pleased to accommodate her wishes and had started cuddling with her on the bed.

Qiu then realized that this particular person had longer hair than her husband.

This was when she turned on the lights and discovered an eager looking stranger on her bed.

What followed was a frenzy of activity which involved her alerting others about the burglar and her worried husband abandoning his mahjong game from next door to come to her rescue.

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Shinigami (A. K. Goemans) is a Netherlands-based writer who is into horror movies, computer games and manga. She lived in different parts of Asia and Africa before settling down in the Netherlands.
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5 comments
ember
ember

imagine if she didnt find out and the husband came in xD FAIL.

Mike
Mike

That person in the picture is white. wtf

@BradleyF81
@BradleyF81

Well, imagine if his hair had been the same length and she hadn't turned the light on. Imagine the surprise later when she mentioned the intense love-making session to her husband. LOL.

resabambino
resabambino

Wow... and the burglar went along with the lady.

zen
zen

LOL PWND