Push-Button Bra Turns Bitsy to Bodacious
“It’s her. It’s her. It’s still her. The same person, but different breasts each time!” For every woman who has ever regretted waking up in the morning with the same size breasts she had the night before, this Chinese TV commercial wants you to know your troubles are finally over!
According to this announcer, at least, it’s every woman’s dream to have a bigger cup size. Now, with the amazing She’s Mine bra, you can turn that dream into a reality. Not only does it increase your cup size, but it lets you change it to suit your mood. Need some guidelines? The commercial suggests “a B-cup for work, a C-cup for shopping, and a D-cup for partying.”
The bra’s magic lies in its patented “God’s Hand” technology. Simply press the button, and the hidden, hand-shaped panels expand, lifting your breasts to provide cleavage like you’ve never had before. And the longer you press, the bigger they get!
But wait—there’s more! A pair of God’s hands is not all this incredible bra has to offer. It’s also made of a space-age fabric impregnated with minerals that generate ultraviolet light. This improves blood circulation, and in turn glandular health. And that, as we all know, is Mother Nature’s way of increasing breast size.
But in the end, seeing is believing. And this commercial provides abundant visual proof of the effects of the She’s Mine bra, not only on the wearers’ bustlines but on their mood. Incidentally, the announcer assures us that people are going wild for it in Europe. What more proof could you possibly need?
By DanBing on 23-11-2009
Comment by ChimChim
November 24th, 2009 at 10:44 am
that is one long commercial. but with boobies! xD
Comment by uaoisf
November 25th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Can't wait to see them when I fly there Saturday!
Comment by Roderik
November 25th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
well asains tend to have the smallest boobs
Comment by Jairia
November 25th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
I live in europe and have never heard of these bra's XD. And I know allot about bra's
Comment by YourDoseofLunacy.com
November 25th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I wouldn't have considered it – but since it's "God's Hands" – well, sold!
Comment by Duane
November 25th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
We don't have this problem in Canada. Due to our aggressive breast nurturing program that is handled by our Mounties and the use of genuine Saskatchewan Seal skin in all Canadian made braziers, all of our women have ample breasts. Even the newcomers to our great country gain ample breasts, due to the average Canadian diet of beer and beaver tail. Augmented by the strength of the weed from Vancouver, which makes the women hungry, so they eat more, most Canadian women opt for breast reduction surgery by the time they hit the age of 35.
Comment by Mike
November 25th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
The commercial lacks the shot of the impressed guys being let down when she actually takes her bra off. A to B cup is more than fine and stays that way into her 50's. D's are just grapefruit in socks by age 40.
Comment by Duane
November 25th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Only if she doesn't keep in shape. My wife's still look good. Now her sisters… THEY look like oranges in socks…
Comment by Jersey Dave
November 25th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Who needs those false hands? Those als can use mine!
Comment by Ulala
November 26th, 2009 at 3:19 am
CHU CHU.
This is Ulala for Space Channel 5, signing off.
Comment by Dex
November 26th, 2009 at 9:19 am
I'm in love.
Excuse me,
WO AI
Comment by Cher
November 26th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Looks like photoshopping at its finest. Notice how the bra warps along with the skin….
Comment by Allie
November 26th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Whhhere Can you Order Thesee !
Comment by Harry
November 29th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
"…a space-age fabric impregnated with minerals that generate ultraviolet light. This improves blood circulation, and in turn glandular health [which] is Mother Nature’s way of increasing breast size" — hilarious.
Comment by ember
November 29th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
UV light? causes mutation of cells. in turn, higher chance of cancer… or your cells spontaneously combusting = smaller boobs.
i forsee breast cancer cases increasing
Comment by Casey
December 4th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Heh, Asian girls do need help in that department….