Push-Button Bra Turns Bitsy to Bodacious

Posted on November 23, 2009

“It’s her. It’s her. It’s still her. The same person, but different breasts each time!” For every woman who has ever regretted waking up in the morning with the same size breasts she had the night before, this Chinese TV commercial wants you to know your troubles are finally over!

According to this announcer, at least, it’s every woman’s dream to have a bigger cup size. Now, with the amazing She’s Mine bra, you can turn that dream into a reality. Not only does it increase your cup size, but it lets you change it to suit your mood. Need some guidelines? The commercial suggests “a B-cup for work, a C-cup for shopping, and a D-cup for partying.” It’s definitely a bra to consider when choosing bridal lingerie.

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The bra’s magic lies in its patented “God’s Hand” technology. Simply press the button, and the hidden, hand-shaped panels expand, lifting your breasts to provide cleavage like you’ve never had before. And the longer you press, the bigger they get!

But wait—there’s more! A pair of God’s hands is not all this incredible bra has to offer. It’s also made of a space-age fabric impregnated with minerals that generate ultraviolet light. This improves blood circulation, and in turn glandular health. And that, as we all know, is Mother Nature’s way of increasing breast size.

But in the end, seeing is believing. And this commercial provides abundant visual proof of the effects of the She’s Mine bra, not only on the wearers’ bustlines but on their mood. Incidentally, the announcer assures us that people are going wild for it in Europe. What more proof could you possibly need?

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DanBing

DanBing has lived in one Asian country and traveled in various others, engaging in activities that ranged from teaching English to playing Irish music to researching articles to marrying. The best part was usually the food, though the marriage hasn’t been too bad either. But of all his many accomplishments he is perhaps proudest of his close–extremely close–association with the person who wrote The Devil’s Food Dictionary: A Pioneering Culinary Reference Work Consisting Entirely of Lies (www.frogchartpress.com).
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23 comments
Jessica
Jessica

This is just demeaning in my opinion. Why can't people just be happy with their natural size? And Asians don't stereotypically have smaller breasts. I'm sure if American women (and men in a lot of cases!) stopped eating so much fatty foods, they'd have smaller chests, too. It's beyond me why it is so attractive to have big fat pockets of fat hanging from your chest that only sag over time anyway. I'm proud to be an A cup because I know as long as I keep healthy, they'll continue to look perky longer than a pair of DDs.

Desi
Desi

I just love this bra, it actually really works, I finally have some boobs and cleavage... (coming from sub-A size myself). People actually love my pics... Sorry to say that the moiliting gen 2 is by far not the same as the original Hand of God... it doesnt inflate, only pushup. . I'm counting on the massage effect though...

seolinkvine
seolinkvine

There are a few different things that could come from this.Why is it I can only come across stuff like this?It's actually really close to the kinda stuff I read when looking at seo link vine.

hkliling
hkliling

I am from Malaysia. Not quite happy with my B size breast, I just ordered and paid for the She's Mine bra yesterday and got it today. Result amazing once i put it on. The cleavage is very obvious. =) I bought from here : http://myclosetonlinemagicbra.blogspot.com/. Seller is very efficient and prompt in replying my emails. Now I am waiting for another product called Moliting Gen 2 bra by another seller which is much cheaper. Stated by some buyer, the Moliting Gen 2 can give lasting breast enlargement result even after not wearing it....I just got to try.

Mary
Mary

To buy She’s mine bra much cheeper follow this link www.studiocharme.cz/index.php/she-is-mine

Hjkl
Hjkl

This is fraud and misrepresentation.

altered
altered

Warning to Woman: To avoid utter disappointment and potential loss of prospective lover, admirer, partner, fling; DO NOT under any circumstance REMOVE the INFLATABLE "Sheʻs Mine" Puff Up BRA" until either a> the lights are dimmed or turned off, or b> the prospective lover, admirer, partner, fling has left the building.

Casey
Casey

Heh, Asian girls do need help in that department....

ember
ember

UV light? causes mutation of cells. in turn, higher chance of cancer... or your cells spontaneously combusting = smaller boobs. i forsee breast cancer cases increasing

Harry
Harry

"...a space-age fabric impregnated with minerals that generate ultraviolet light. This improves blood circulation, and in turn glandular health [which] is Mother Nature’s way of increasing breast size" -- hilarious.

Allie
Allie

Whhhere Can you Order Thesee !

Cher
Cher

Looks like photoshopping at its finest. Notice how the bra warps along with the skin....

Dex
Dex

I'm in love. Excuse me, WO AI

Ulala
Ulala

CHU CHU. This is Ulala for Space Channel 5, signing off.

Mike
Mike

The commercial lacks the shot of the impressed guys being let down when she actually takes her bra off. A to B cup is more than fine and stays that way into her 50's. D's are just grapefruit in socks by age 40.

Duane
Duane

We don't have this problem in Canada. Due to our aggressive breast nurturing program that is handled by our Mounties and the use of genuine Saskatchewan Seal skin in all Canadian made braziers, all of our women have ample breasts. Even the newcomers to our great country gain ample breasts, due to the average Canadian diet of beer and beaver tail. Augmented by the strength of the weed from Vancouver, which makes the women hungry, so they eat more, most Canadian women opt for breast reduction surgery by the time they hit the age of 35.

YourDoseofLunacy.com
YourDoseofLunacy.com

I wouldn't have considered it - but since it's "God's Hands" - well, sold!

Jairia
Jairia

I live in europe and have never heard of these bra's XD. And I know allot about bra's :P

Roderik
Roderik

well asains tend to have the smallest boobs

uaoisf
uaoisf

Can't wait to see them when I fly there Saturday!

ChimChim
ChimChim

that is one long commercial. but with boobies! xD

Duane
Duane

Only if she doesn't keep in shape. My wife's still look good. Now her sisters... THEY look like oranges in socks...

Jersey Dave
Jersey Dave

Who needs those false hands? Those als can use mine!