UFO Abductee Claims Tom Cruise was Best Mate
A new public figure is all set to take over Belusconi’s title as the leader with the most outrageous remarks.
The figure in question is Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of Japan’s newly elected Prime Minister, who has stunned the world with her comments about UFO abduction and her past-life relationship with Tom Cruise.
Mrs Hatoyama, 66, claims that her spirit was whisked away to Venus 20 years ago while she was napping. She stated that this type of astral projection was done via a triangular UFO.
Unlike most X-Files abductees, this ex-dancer didn’t have any complaints about her alien kidnapping. In fact, she appeared impressed with the planet, especially its lush green tint.
Her claims about intra-planetary travel were revealed in the book ‘Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered’ which was published in 2008.
In addition to having unexpected tourist visits to Venus, Mrs Hatoyama has also indulged in nostalgic memories of her previous lives.
In fact, she believes that she was best buds with Last Samurai actor, Tom Cruise, in another lifetime.
“He was Japanese in his past life, and we were together so when I see him, I will say ‘Hi, it’s been a long time’ and he will immediately understand,” was what she said in a recent TV program.
This type of comment isn’t shocking when you consider Mrs Hatoyama’s unconventional lifestyle to date.
In her teen years, she was part of a daring female-only dance group, Takarazuka Revue, which was famous for its unusual takes on theatrical classics.
Furthermore, she was a divorcee when she married the much younger Yukio Hatoyama, which is somewhat controversial for a conservative Asian country.
In recent years, the outspoken First Lady has also revealed some startling dietary secrets.
“I eat the sun,” Miyuki says, raising her arms as if to tear pieces off an imaginary sun. “Like this: yum, yum, yum. It gives me enormous energy.”
Mr Hatoyama seems to inadvertently agree with this concept. Says he about his eccentric wife: “I feel relieved when I get home. She is like an energy-refueling base.”
By shinigami on 02-10-2009
