Crazy Condom Creativity

Posted on August 26, 2009

It’s probably safe to say that the overall condom experience would never be complete if it didn’t include all the exciting erection-protection innovations from our Asian friends. Not content to put regular condoms into regular packages, many manufacturers have come up with some pretty crazy, bizarre ideas for marketing.

The following examples are guaranteed to not only enhance your sexual experience, but to bring a smile to your face as well.

Anime-themed packaging.
Somehow it doesn’t seem too surprising that anime characters would show up on condom wrappers in Japan. From Junko Mizuno, a Japanese manga artist, we have the Mizuno Garden Condom. These standard condoms come in a not-so-standard box of 10, and even include a special trading card… just in case the sex gets boring, I suppose.

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

Here’s one with a character from the popular Gundam anime series. Look, 12 Pieces of Love Cannon!

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

Flavors from your wildest dreams.
These are quite possibly the most irresistible condoms you will ever find. Flavors? Hmm. How about “Chicken Noodle Soup” for a start?

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

Or maybe “Seal Flavored”?

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

But I’m not quite sure what “Loves The Dick” or “Spank The Monkey” taste like:

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

What’s your sign, baby?
A small company by the name of Yamashita Latex has marketed condoms that come in packages based on the signs of the Zodiac. Each of the 12 packages displays a different picture based on the particular sign. Naturally, a condom is creatively worked into the design in each case. So, for example, this is Leo:

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

And here’s my sign, Scorpio.

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

Gotta protect the ol’ stinger!

It’s not what it looks like.
Courtesy of Korea Latex Co., a condom package that looks like a miniature juice container. The 8cm-tall box even includes a special warning label and nutritional information.

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

No calories, but you get 100% daily value for both stimulation and excitement!

Your typical dining room table presentation: plant, candle, vase, box of condoms.
Thank you, Japan Medical Co., for offering us a subtle way to let our visitors know how much we care about safe sex. Tasteful, stylish, and, shall we say, very graceful as well.

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

Now all that’s missing is a bowl of fruit with a couple of banana-shaped vibrators thrown in for fun.

Power, black color rubber.
This one’s got me wondering. It’s from Osaka, Japan, and it’s definitely a box of condoms (apparently black ones), but beyond that it’s a mystery. The black panther and the naked lady could be interpreted in so many different ways.

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

But hey, “stay real,” ‘cause we’re all “brack people”!

Whoa, is that a horse!?
A Japanese company called Okamoto apparently has some pretty big ideas. Sure, some people may very well need a latex that’s a little, um, larger. But what’s up with the horse?

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

I don’t know about you, but I’m hoping the picture isn’t supposed to be an accurate representation of what you’ll find inside the box. Super big boy, indeed!

Condom candies.
No, these aren’t real condoms, they’re just chocolates designed to look like condoms. The candies are a product of Taiwan, but apparently you can get them in Japan as well.

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

No, mom, I want some of THOSE candies!

Now you can score just like David Beckham!
Poor condom sales? No problem, just grab the biggest celebrity you can find and throw his or her picture on your product. That’s what a Chinese condom manufacturer did with David Beckham awhile back—without his permission, of course. As a result, lagging sales were quickly turned into big-time profits that made their condoms the most popular ones in China.

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

Vending machines, for your convenience (and safety).
It’s said that the Japanese have vending machines for just about anything you can think of: eggs, umbrellas, beer, porn. And condoms, of course.

Crazy Condom Creativity picture

Well, there you have it. A few of the stranger examples from the world of Asian condoms. Stay real, super big boy!

(link 1 2 3 4 5)

« Go to post archive
23 comments
bcanfly
bcanfly

We have condom vending machines in Australia... I didn't think that was unusual?

Casey
Casey

Right, as if those anime-obsessed guys actually use condoms... Someone should tell these dudes that you don't need a condom when you're fucking your hand.

narcissa
narcissa

OMG. i have those chocolate condoms ;D they do taste good

Todd
Todd

I wonder if the Chinese used the phrase 'Do it like Beckham' like the LA Galaxy use in their marketing efforts?

Dawn
Dawn

I like tha one wit tha seal and the cartonzz uv milk onezz.....sound sexiii lol

Moses
Moses

Ah well this is a very good research on Condoms, well I have also seen virbrating condoms...

Zain
Zain

Anyone notice "now with LESS lead & toxins". Less...???!!!

Gabriel
Gabriel

you see a lot of crabs with stingers?

David Wells
David Wells

I do believe the crab wearing a condom on it's "stinger" is actually a representation of Cancer, not Scorpio.

nanana
nanana

no it's definitely scorpio.

Pickle
Pickle

You twit, it is a scorpion, hence Scorpio. My god I hate you.

pacat
pacat

naw, just happy

Business101
Business101

Does it make me gay to want David Beckham condoms?

pacat
pacat

it seems like the Asian countries think of sex more then we do.Self sex being high on the list if you believe all the toys that are for men sold in Japan

anon
anon

The david beckham condoms say "now with less lead and toxins". Less. WTF. Why are there any lead and toxins in the product

jean
jean

its china, DUH. they have lead and toxins in EVERYTHING.

Snake Oil Baron
Snake Oil Baron

Yeah. You would think that would go over like a lead balloon.

Brandt
Brandt

Seriously! I have no idea, unless this is another Engrish example...