As soon as you think you’ve heard it all when it comes to wonderfully weird uses of the Engrish language in Asia, you’ll see something so unbelievably wrong it will make you wigwag your hat.

Back by popular demand, here is the fourth collection in our series of Engrish Signs – laugh, cry, despair, double up in pain, it’s up to you. But you won’t want to miss it.

Indeed, some of these signs are so deliciously bad you’ll just want to eat them up for brack fast, luneh and diner.

Just be sure, honorific guest, not to multiply in the elevator while meeting a fire alarm. Or to do any serious study at the Institute of Titness. And we wouldn’t recommend the Aqua Bar, even if the owners are sure the drinks won’t kill you.

And if that hasn’t quenched your, eh, thirst for more wacky and weird signs, be sure to check out Engrish Signs Fivd, the next installment in our Engrish Signs series.

By Sun Tzu on 20-07-2009