Anal Penetrating Chair Kills Teen

Posted on July 14, 2009

A fourteen-year old boy in China was killed when a chair he was sitting in exploded. Chunks of metal pierced the boy’s rectum resulting in extensive and fatal bleeding.

This is not the first time such a thing has happened, but it is the first fatality.

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The boy was alone when the accident occurred, sitting on his computer chair. Bravely, he managed to make one last phone call to his father despite being in horrific pain. An ambulance was immediately summoned, but it took an hour to get him to the hospital and he died enroute.

The “killer chair” was a common gas-cylinder-based chair the height of which can be altered via a cylinder located at the base of the chair, which contains highly pressurized gas.

Allegedly, energy created by the seat cushion caused the explosion.

The fact that three similar incidents were reported at a hospital in the last month alone, suggests an influx of malfunctioning chairs. Back in 2007, such a chair propelled a metal part into the rear of a 68-year-old man, who suffered a severe wound but survived.

In all of the incidents three factors were implicated:

• Non-nitrogenous gases contaminated the cylinder of the chair.

• Deficient materials in the cylinder reduced the durability of the part.

• The cylinder was not completely airtight.

Although oil-based hydraulic devices are said to be safer, most such chairs on the market today use gas cylinders and the majority of them come from China.

So all you computer workers with adjustable height chairs better watch your butt…

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MDeeDubroff

M Dee Dubroff is the penname of this freelance writer and former teacher originally from Brooklyn, New York. A writer of ghostly and horror fiction, she has branched out into the world of humorous non fiction writing and maintains eight web sites covering a wide variety of topics. She also writes feature articles for several local newspapers. Her book entitled: A Taste of Funny, and her website, Eat, Drink And Really Be Merry (http://www.ingestandimbibe.com) feature many well researched and humorous articles on the subject of food and drink.
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41 comments
youwhore666
youwhore666

U think this would be a more closely regulated product then....seeing as it's fucking killing people.

Aussieboy
Aussieboy

is there any proof or is this just infact a myth?? i have mixed responses. anyone know the number to mythbusters??????

wtf
wtf

I guess now I should scratch "rocket chair" from my list of want-to-haves for Christmas...

Alex
Alex

And Anal penetrating chair makes it sound like some bizarre sex toy gone wrong

Alex
Alex

Yeah cheers for that. 'Your chair could kill you'. Wonderful news

ravi
ravi

i thought this was about some kind of sex chair that killed the kid!! i want my money back

gaylord
gaylord

Wait......... Ok. I just had to check my chair.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I fell off my adjustable chair...

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sergio
sergio

Would you please change the title of this post and make it more respectful of this tragedy? Thanks

A-nun-a-mus
A-nun-a-mus

just one more way you can die in China...

michthough
michthough

Poor kid. I'm glad I'm not one of the poor owner of a chair of that kind. God, I'll never touch a computer chair ever again, then I can call myself a suicitefly. But anyway, how the hell is this possible?

Lolerskates
Lolerskates

Either he was fappin' or he was having a weeeeee bit too much fun on that chair. Either which way, being anally ruptured by faulty chinese lead-coated american-hating products was his own damn fault. Buy taiwan. Those guys can make chairs.

Andi
Andi

Poor kid. I think its time I throw out mine and get a fixed height chair instead. My thoughts are with his relatives.

M dee Dubroff
M dee Dubroff

Thank you all for your comments and to Jim, the photo may not be new but the death of the boy is fairly recent..

Jim
Jim

I first saw this picture about three years ago. Certainly not news.

viofierte
viofierte

To be fair, when a country makes the majority of the world's products, there are going to be a majority of accidents issuing from that country's products. Pure probability. Not to mention - if China makes it for cheap, and an American company wants to maximize it's profit, and a consumer wants to buy cheap...who is really to blame here? All three perhaps? No need for blanket statements like "Chinese made products are never to be trusted," please.

QueenBee
QueenBee

I hate to imagine the kind of pain that kid must have been in. and then he had all that sharp metal stuff up his @$$ for an hour before he finally died. i will never just plop down on a chair again.

Dee
Dee

Chinese made products are never to be trusted.

jeffo
jeffo

i just got off my adjustable chair...freaked me out!!

pacat
pacat

I don't care ! DON"T WANT ONE !!!!!

ASas
ASas

Always put a cushion on the chair too.

T.C.
T.C.

Cheap and flimsy crap from China is one thing. But when the cheap and flimsy crap KILLS YOU through YOUR OWN crapper... I hate to think how many of these exact same chairs are for sale in the furniture aisle of Wal-Mart right now.

Cat
Cat

It doesn't exactly say the chair was manufactored in China, it just hints "a majourity" is made in China.

treemendous
treemendous

okay, great... now I am afraid to sit down.

vee
vee

Ah, and a new myth is created, it won't be hard to bust this one. These types of chairs physically can not create the pressure needed to explode in any type of fashion, and in no way could create enough force to fatally injure someone.

Uncle B
Uncle B

Some things in life can be a real pain in the ass!

Anon
Anon

I dare not imagine what sort of pain that would be. Poor kid. Though I do wonder if he was just sitting on the chair, or playing roughly with it. I remember when I was a young kid with a soft, bouncy, spiny, chair that could change height. Then again I'm still a little like that, maybe not now since I'll be paranoid ever more.

anon
anon

anon you can't be soft here. what gives