Chinese Man Auctions Girls’ Saliva as Tonic

Posted on July 9, 2009

A Chinese auction site, which is the equivalent to eBay, has recently banned a potential online seller from profiting from the sale of the saliva of pretty teenage girls.

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If this brings to mind the idea of trying to sell lint, used band-aids, coffee grinds, or other useless items to anyone dumb enough to be the highest bidder, well then, you go and caveat emptor.

Why would anyone in their right (or wrong) mind want to buy the saliva of pretty teenage girls? This is the question.

The answer, at least according to the seller, is that the saliva is “a tonic” and a virtual steal at $4.00 for a small bottle.

Each bottle was offered for sale accompanied by a listing of the pictures of the 18-year-old girl the saliva was supposedly taken from. After a series of complaints, Taobao auction house deleted the listings.

The seller, whose alias is Zhou, claims that his interest in placing the ads was just to see how far he could go with them. He says he will be moving on to market ‘drool’ next, but admits that so far he has not even sold one bottle of his… er, interesting products.

“The drool was all collected from 18-year-old pretty girls when they were sleeping. And buyers can pay later after they certified the authenticity of this product,” Zhou told the press.

(Link)

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MDeeDubroff

M Dee Dubroff is the penname of this freelance writer and former teacher originally from Brooklyn, New York. A writer of ghostly and horror fiction, she has branched out into the world of humorous non fiction writing and maintains eight web sites covering a wide variety of topics. She also writes feature articles for several local newspapers. Her book entitled: A Taste of Funny, and her website, Eat, Drink And Really Be Merry (http://www.ingestandimbibe.com) feature many well researched and humorous articles on the subject of food and drink.
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9 comments
KevinV
KevinV

This stuff works! Cures all ailments!

andi
andi

French kissing is more beneficial, is fresh and definately more enjoyable.

adfgag
adfgag

afaik bottles of girls saliva are sold in japan in vending machines just next to the worn slips...

Jeff Louie
Jeff Louie

I'll buy the soil undies. But how would I know if grandma didn't worn it?

Jeff Louie
Jeff Louie

Great way to catch some serious illness through bodily fluid. What a crock.

pacat
pacat

BIG YUCK!!!!! What will people think up next? HEY I have some used cat litter I would be willing to part with. I can give a certificate of authenticity. to anyone buying. It is 100% natural and very organic.Made by free range cats

Jay
Jay

So he waits till the reporters leave till he starts hocking into bottles again? And how do you "certified the authenticity" of siliva? Just ewwwww

Jeff Louie
Jeff Louie

You would have to pay for a DNA test. I rather pay for a call girl. That is the real thing and much more quicker.