Singapore Woman Bites Off Boss’ Penis…
But Not on Purpose…
Singapore is known for its cultural centers, Esplanade, and beautiful skyline. But it’s certainly not known for its oral circumcisions… that is – until now.
A 30 year old secretary – having an affair with her boss – nothing too out of the ordinary in the world today… has bitten off most of her lover’s penis in a freak accident.
What was out of the ordinary is that she and her boss had chosen one of Singapore’s scenic parks to indulge in a fantasy outside of the bedroom. They picked the perfect spot… parked the car and she began giving her boss the famed “Kiss of Life.”
Everything seemed to be going to plan… until a van backed up and struck the vehicle – and that’s when things went downhill.
The impact from the van caused the woman to involuntarily bite down – severing her dear boss’s penis.
If that weren’t bad enough, her husband – who had suspected her of cheating – hired a private investigator to follow her around. And yes – the P.I. was there… behind the not-so-happy couple when the incident took place.
Not one to focus solely on assignment, the quick P.I. called an ambulance for the woman’s lover on his cell phone after hearing her cries of horror at what had happened.
The loving secretary then went to the hospital to comfort her emasculated boss.
No word as to whether her husband was there or not.
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By jeffela on 27-05-2009
Comment by Mike
May 27th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
That's whoreable
Comment by J.J.B.
May 27th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
I was wondering if her husband was driving the van?
Comment by Charity
May 27th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
HAHA! Serves them right.
Comment by Carmen
May 27th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
You want fries with that?
Comment by banana
May 27th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
that is so redonkulous wow CRAZY!!!
Comment by count duckula
May 28th, 2009 at 1:07 am
This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.
Comment by Jeannette
May 28th, 2009 at 2:28 am
wow
how can he pee, through a tube?
Comment by snc
May 28th, 2009 at 3:24 am
IT SERVES THEM RIGHT,THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SCREW AROUND!!
Comment by jaap holm
May 28th, 2009 at 4:02 am
was'nt this not also in "life according to Garp"? Garp's wife biting off her lovers penis in a car exident?
Comment by Joel Mama
May 28th, 2009 at 7:17 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….who bets 20 bucks that the husband walked into the hospital laughing his face off =)
Comment by Linu
May 28th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Both deserve for what they did.
Comment by SDK
May 28th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Incredulous! Can't picture the boss, the woman and her husband after the incident…
Comment by aaa
May 28th, 2009 at 9:53 am
well it was a voodooo trick on a dick
Comment by ankit malhotra
May 28th, 2009 at 9:56 am
wooba wooba doooo
Comment by namit
May 28th, 2009 at 10:02 am
the boss must have screamed scooby dooby dooooooooooooooooooooooo
Comment by Lydia
May 28th, 2009 at 11:30 am
ouch.
Comment by drew
May 28th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
hahahaha hot dog for lunch….. aaaahhhhhhhh num num num num num
Comment by Kimberly
May 28th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
oh my gosh thats what you get when you fool around. Oh Man thats funny mabyee he needs to call John Wayne Bobbit, his wife meant to cut his off. hahahahahahaha oh man that funny made my day
Comment by Loud Shirt Chip
May 28th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
He was dick-tating to her…
Comment by OhOne
May 28th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
oh god…horsedick.mpeg
Comment by Hargrove
May 28th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
The picture offends the sensibilities, but the story was very interesting, it left me musing, what the heck!?? Who could believe that the wronged spouse is vindicated, the adulterers punished, all in one, unplanned, transaction . . . God is good.
Comment by Stephanie
May 30th, 2009 at 1:50 am
oh, you know you got that right!
Comment by Louie
May 30th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Well, actualyl they hadn't gotten to screwing around yet
Comment by perp
June 1st, 2009 at 4:43 am
You idiots! Everyone keeps saying "They got what they deserve." What the hell do you mean, 'they?' More like, HE got his dick bitten off, and the cheating wife, the truly guilty party in this affair, got a little blood in her mouth. How the hell is that punishment for her? Maybe if her vagina had been bitten off it would have been vindication for her husband.
Comment by Does it matter?
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Actually, I believe she was dick-taking
Comment by Badziapu
June 12th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Imagine this trauma: feeling the taste of flesh and blood in your mouth forever. The image being repeated again and again in your mind….
Comment by Ashley Le
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:10 am
ahahahah!!
Comment by reader
July 23rd, 2009 at 1:23 pm
yep, that was in the world according to garp.. in the book the girl also broke her jaw n it had to be wired shut… is that photo here the actual? it looks like a poster for a horror movie…
Comment by kennie boy
August 6th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
oh my god, i hope that there was not to much damage to the car that they were perfoming in, it,s so expensive now to get the dents knocked out of cars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by kennie boy
August 6th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
yabba dabba doooooooooooooo
Comment by Hope
August 10th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
am i sadistic to find this humorous??