Singapore Woman Bites Off Boss’ Penis…

Posted on May 27, 2009

But Not on Purpose…

Singapore is known for its cultural centers, Esplanade, and beautiful skyline. But it’s certainly not known for its oral circumcisions… that is – until now.

A 30 year old secretary – having an affair with her boss – nothing too out of the ordinary in the world today… has bitten off most of her lover’s penis in a freak accident.

Singapore Woman Bites Off Boss Penis... picture

What was out of the ordinary is that she and her boss had chosen one of Singapore’s scenic parks to indulge in a fantasy outside of the bedroom. They picked the perfect spot… parked the car and she began giving her boss the famed “Kiss of Life.”

Everything seemed to be going to plan… until a van backed up and struck the vehicle – and that’s when things went downhill.

The impact from the van caused the woman to involuntarily bite down – severing her dear boss’s penis.

If that weren’t bad enough, her husband – who had suspected her of cheating – hired a private investigator to follow her around. And yes – the P.I. was there… behind the not-so-happy couple when the incident took place.

Not one to focus solely on assignment, the quick P.I. called an ambulance for the woman’s lover on his cell phone after hearing her cries of horror at what had happened.

The loving secretary then went to the hospital to comfort her emasculated boss.

No word as to whether her husband was there or not.

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37 comments
Eva Barbie
Eva Barbie

Oooo my! Don't know.. So many good n baas things going on here... What a crazy freak accident. I wonder if the driver in the van was her husband??? And true : he could walk in the hospital n laugh his ass off now.. His wife sure would b begging to go back to her husband now that he has a full working hot dog!

Bubba
Bubba

and they could have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling van

cromytho
cromytho

moral of the story : "NEVER do it in the CAR" LOL

Sameer Chhibber
Sameer Chhibber

freak accident......must be a painfull one...........just before he could have had________ it got bitten off..........amazing

Hope
Hope

am i sadistic to find this humorous??

kennie boy
kennie boy

oh my god, i hope that there was not to much damage to the car that they were perfoming in, it,s so expensive now to get the dents knocked out of cars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reader
reader

yep, that was in the world according to garp.. in the book the girl also broke her jaw n it had to be wired shut... is that photo here the actual? it looks like a poster for a horror movie...

perp
perp

You idiots! Everyone keeps saying "They got what they deserve." What the hell do you mean, 'they?' More like, HE got his dick bitten off, and the cheating wife, the truly guilty party in this affair, got a little blood in her mouth. How the hell is that punishment for her? Maybe if her vagina had been bitten off it would have been vindication for her husband.

Badziapu
Badziapu

Imagine this trauma: feeling the taste of flesh and blood in your mouth forever. The image being repeated again and again in your mind....

Desuchan
Desuchan

Imagine your dick bitten off. The pain being repeated again and again in your genitals. Honestly, she got off easy. He will never get off again.

Hargrove
Hargrove

The picture offends the sensibilities, but the story was very interesting, it left me musing, what the heck!?? Who could believe that the wronged spouse is vindicated, the adulterers punished, all in one, unplanned, transaction . . . God is good.

Stephanie
Stephanie

oh, you know you got that right!

Kimberly
Kimberly

oh my gosh thats what you get when you fool around. Oh Man thats funny mabyee he needs to call John Wayne Bobbit, his wife meant to cut his off. hahahahahahaha oh man that funny made my day

namit
namit

the boss must have screamed scooby dooby dooooooooooooooooooooooo

aaa
aaa

well it was a voodooo trick on a dick

SDK
SDK

Incredulous! Can't picture the boss, the woman and her husband after the incident...

Linu
Linu

Both deserve for what they did.

Joel Mama
Joel Mama

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....who bets 20 bucks that the husband walked into the hospital laughing his face off =)

jaap holm
jaap holm

was'nt this not also in "life according to Garp"? Garp's wife biting off her lovers penis in a car exident?

snc
snc

IT SERVES THEM RIGHT,THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SCREW AROUND!!

Louie
Louie

Well, actualyl they hadn't gotten to screwing around yet

Jeannette
Jeannette

wow how can he pee, through a tube?

OhOne
OhOne

oh god...horsedick.mpeg

count duckula
count duckula

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

banana
banana

that is so redonkulous wow CRAZY!!!

Carmen
Carmen

You want fries with that?

Charity
Charity

HAHA! Serves them right.

J.J.B.
J.J.B.

I was wondering if her husband was driving the van?

Mike
Mike

That's whoreable

drew
drew

hahahaha hot dog for lunch..... aaaahhhhhhhh num num num num num