Singapore Woman Bites Off Boss’ Penis…

Posted on May 27, 2009

But Not on Purpose…

Singapore is known for its cultural centers, Esplanade, and beautiful skyline. But it’s certainly not known for its oral circumcisions… that is – until now.

A 30 year old secretary – having an affair with her boss – nothing too out of the ordinary in the world today… has bitten off most of her lover’s penis in a freak accident.


What was out of the ordinary is that she and her boss had chosen one of Singapore’s scenic parks to indulge in a fantasy outside of the bedroom. They picked the perfect spot… parked the car and she began giving her boss the famed “Kiss of Life.”

Everything seemed to be going to plan… until a van backed up and struck the vehicle – and that’s when things went downhill.

The impact from the van caused the woman to involuntarily bite down – severing her dear boss’s penis.

If that weren’t bad enough, her husband – who had suspected her of cheating – hired a private investigator to follow her around. And yes – the P.I. was there… behind the not-so-happy couple when the incident took place.

Not one to focus solely on assignment, the quick P.I. called an ambulance for the woman’s lover on his cell phone after hearing her cries of horror at what had happened.

The loving secretary then went to the hospital to comfort her emasculated boss.

No word as to whether her husband was there or not.


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37 thoughts on “Singapore Woman Bites Off Boss’ Penis…

  1. count duckula

    This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

  2. jaap holm

    was'nt this not also in "life according to Garp"? Garp's wife biting off her lovers penis in a car exident?

  3. Joel Mama

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….who bets 20 bucks that the husband walked into the hospital laughing his face off =)

  4. Kimberly

    oh my gosh thats what you get when you fool around. Oh Man thats funny mabyee he needs to call John Wayne Bobbit, his wife meant to cut his off. hahahahahahaha oh man that funny made my day

  5. Hargrove

    The picture offends the sensibilities, but the story was very interesting, it left me musing, what the heck!?? Who could believe that the wronged spouse is vindicated, the adulterers punished, all in one, unplanned, transaction . . . God is good.

  6. perp

    You idiots! Everyone keeps saying "They got what they deserve." What the hell do you mean, 'they?' More like, HE got his dick bitten off, and the cheating wife, the truly guilty party in this affair, got a little blood in her mouth. How the hell is that punishment for her? Maybe if her vagina had been bitten off it would have been vindication for her husband.

    1. Badziapu

      Imagine this trauma: feeling the taste of flesh and blood in your mouth forever. The image being repeated again and again in your mind….

      1. Desuchan

        Imagine your dick bitten off. The pain being repeated again and again in your genitals.
        Honestly, she got off easy.
        He will never get off again.

  7. reader

    yep, that was in the world according to garp.. in the book the girl also broke her jaw n it had to be wired shut… is that photo here the actual? it looks like a poster for a horror movie…

  8. kennie boy

    oh my god, i hope that there was not to much damage to the car that they were perfoming in, it,s so expensive now to get the dents knocked out of cars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Sameer Chhibber

    freak accident……must be a painfull one………..just before he could have had________ it got bitten off……….amazing


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