Love Hotels Worry About Viagra Deaths

Posted on February 7, 2009

It is often joked by men that if they have to die… then they would like to do so while having sex.

In Japan, a country known for its famous ‘love hotels‘, that is becoming the case more often than some hotel owners would like.

With Viagra becoming more popular and acceptable across all cultures, so have the cases of elderly men ‘dying with their boots on’ so to speak.

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“I guess when men are having affairs, they tend to push themselves beyond their own limits. For an older man to take Viagra and then jump on a young girl’s bones, he’s asking for trouble.” said one hotel owner.

“The woman straddling the man is a frequent source of heart failure because apparently the excitement is just too much for some individuals.”

What happens afterward can also be very problematic as love hotel elevators are usually very small, making it difficult to remove the body of the deceased men.

Only about 10% of the women involved in such “incidents” remain on the scene, as they are concerned about confrontations with partner’s wives or the police.

However, in the end… If you had to die, then you might as well die having sex. Love Hotels Worry About Viagra Deaths picture

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MDeeDubroff

M Dee Dubroff is the penname of this freelance writer and former teacher originally from Brooklyn, New York. A writer of ghostly and horror fiction, she has branched out into the world of humorous non fiction writing and maintains eight web sites covering a wide variety of topics. She also writes feature articles for several local newspapers. Her book entitled: A Taste of Funny, and her website, Eat, Drink And Really Be Merry (http://www.ingestandimbibe.com) feature many well researched and humorous articles on the subject of food and drink.
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4 comments
DARKWING DUCK
DARKWING DUCK

You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.

stokesy220
stokesy220

Their not dieing from viagra their wives have just found out

ludawg
ludawg

lol i dont mind going out like this.