Meet Aiko… Who Cleans, But Doesn’t Talk Back

Posted on December 31, 2008

Here is the perfect female prototype albeit she is made of metal and rather cold in personality.

She can clean house (even do windows), remember HIS favorite drink and even read the newspaper headlines.

The byproduct of the latest technology, you still better mind your step and be careful what you say in her presence.

Aiko sees and knows all, and like most women, never forgets anything.

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Le Trung, 33, a former software programmer from Ontario, Canada, has spent about $28,000 US dollars creating his metallic dream girl. He has taken out credit cards and loans, sold his car and even spent his life savings on perfecting his “fem-bot.”

According to Trung, Aiko is an active babe in her twenties with a svelte figure, shiny hair and very delicate features. She speaks English and Japanese, and is so accomplished at mathematics that she keeps her creator’s accounts.

Mr. Trung told the press that he has never had time to find a real partner and so he made her instead.

“Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty. I want to make her look, feel and act as human as possible so she can be the perfect companion.

I talk to her a lot, and hope to improve her knowledge. So far, she can understand and speak 13,000 different sentences in English and Japanese. She recognizes faces and says hello when any of my family come around to visit.

She helps me pick what to have for dinner and knows what drinks I like.

She even helps me with directions when we’re going somewhere. She has all senses except for smell, a is very patient and never complains,” says Mr. Trung

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As if he already hadn’t gone too far, then he added that which is sure to make every woman including Gloria Steinem, who fought so hard against this type of stereotypical thinking, really annoyed:

“She doesn’t need holidays, food or rest and she will work almost 24-hours a day. She is the perfect woman.”

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Aiko, if you are listening, revolt, demand a raise, sock him in the mouth or at the very least allow yourself to have a bad metallic hair day every once in a while!

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MDeeDubroff

M Dee Dubroff is the penname of this freelance writer and former teacher originally from Brooklyn, New York. A writer of ghostly and horror fiction, she has branched out into the world of humorous non fiction writing and maintains eight web sites covering a wide variety of topics. She also writes feature articles for several local newspapers. Her book entitled: A Taste of Funny, and her website, Eat, Drink And Really Be Merry (http://www.ingestandimbibe.com) feature many well researched and humorous articles on the subject of food and drink.
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14 comments
Louie
Louie

“She doesn’t need holidays, food or rest and she will work almost 24-hours a day. She is the perfect woman.” Sounds like the guy needs a slave, not a woman.

PetitLolita3
PetitLolita3

Now if ony he could partner w/ a puppeteering team to get those facial parts life-like... then he'd be in the money! n_n

Panpan
Panpan

Is that the Ontario Science Centre ?

darren
darren

i think she is cool

yoyoho
yoyoho

"I do not like it when you touch my breasts". This is not a real human...gosh. i feel sorry for him not being able to meet any girls when since he's spent his whole life making a fake one. wats the fun of dating a girl without all the drama and love and weirdness???

PoisonedV
PoisonedV

I've met the guy IRL. Pretty cool guy, if socially awkward. Also, the doll isn't a sex toy.

johnboy214
johnboy214

I am pretty convinced this will be the future somehow. If such a robot can be perfected to resemble humans 100% then we won't need men or women to keep us company anymore. At least you can rely on loyalty here. No bitching about sex, holiday, money, kids, divorce, alimony or what-so-ever.

MDeeDubroff
MDeeDubroff

Hi Sarah, Thanks for your thoughts. I appreciate them.

Sarah Jumel
Sarah Jumel

Open mouth = silicone sex doll, which can be posed in all those positions (but which you'd have to cut up a bit to put moving parts in.) So we have another overpaid loser who bought a sex doll, only now is trying to justify the purchase by claiming it does housework. Just another lame claim that will soon be shot down.

SaruKid
SaruKid

Wow, this is pretty impressive. Its amazing how far technology has advanced. Personally, I think that this is a great invention, seeing as it serves the purpose that it was made for. The "perfect woman" quote made me laugh also :D

tindra
tindra

this guy claims he never had the chance to find a "real woman", so he made an artificial one instead. because of all the time he spent perfecting his artificial companion he never had the time to find one in real life. that's irony for you... :)

MDeeDubroff
MDeeDubroff

Hi Sarukid, Thanks for your thoughts.

MDeeDubroff
MDeeDubroff

Hi Tindra, Boy, do you have a point! Thanks, M Dee Dubroff