The Ultimate Fart Silencer

Posted on December 29, 2008

Everyone farts… Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be.

Luckily, a man named “Big Chicken Mushroom” from WuHan, China, has invented the “Fart Silencer”, a small plastic tube that you… um… put in your anus.



The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.

Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.

Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.

Below is the inventor’s demonstration by uses his mouth as anus, seems like it is working.

Here is some video of the inventor demonstrating his “Fart Silencer“, with his mouth of course…

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30 thoughts on “The Ultimate Fart Silencer

    1. Timerider

      Shhh you are giving away the second quarter marketing campaign. Anal tooth brush safe. Makes your mouth, and your farts minty fresh.

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  1. Ju

    Wait, insert it when you feel a fart coming? Wouldn’t it be noticeable (if in public or company), if you stuck your hands down your pants to stick that tube into your anus? You must have quick hands or it takes practice.

    I guess you can leave it in there prior.

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  2. Adam

    The only problem I see with this (other than inserting it into my anus)is if you shart and it sprays out like the lego fun factory spaghetti maker…

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  3. Nia Nymue

    holy shat! I think I saw someone just yesterday holding it in his hands in the train!! O.O He was with a young child. Zomg..

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  4. Reid

    Ok, it looks like a hollow dildo with holes in it, wonder how the inventer came up with it, had a dildo in his ass and farted and , no noise!!!

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  5. Bella

    *sigh* I wonder how many emergency room visits with the explanation “I fell on it” are going to arise from this device.

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  6. One Dude

    Is this guy for real… i mean, its scary just to think what he dreams, and i imagine he has others inventions as well, je!

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  7. KDA

    Okay, so do you have to put this in your butt every time you feel a fart coming on? IMO sticking a plastic tube in your butt is not any less obvious than just letting one rip…

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  8. Chickmeister

    what a load of shite. All you need to do is pull your arsecheeks apart a little to silence a fart. You just need to stop your cheeks and the edges of your anus from slapping together. You could use anything hollow and open-ended. Or some sort of permanent bum brace. It would need a fine mesh across it to let exhaust gases escape but would stop you from inadvertantly shitting yourself (you'd be able to open it for egestive purposes at the appropriate time).

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