The Ultimate Fart Silencer
Everyone farts… Whether it be in public, on a date, or during an interview, it happens and we know how embarrassing it can be.
Luckily, a man named “Big Chicken Mushroom” from WuHan, China, has invented the “Fart Silencer”, a small plastic tube that you… um… put in your anus.
The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.
Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.
Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.
Below is the inventor’s demonstration by uses his mouth as anus, seems like it is working.
Here is some video of the inventor demonstrating his “Fart Silencer“, with his mouth of course…
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By Mui Mui on 29-12-2008
Comment by JohnP
December 29th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Is it me, or thats simply a toothbrush case with extra holes on it?
Comment by ludawg
December 29th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
LOL
Comment by Ju
December 30th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Wait, insert it when you feel a fart coming? Wouldn’t it be noticeable (if in public or company), if you stuck your hands down your pants to stick that tube into your anus? You must have quick hands or it takes practice.
I guess you can leave it in there prior.
Comment by shedali
December 30th, 2008 at 8:38 am
insert? Look at the size of that thing. . .
Comment by Adam
December 30th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
The only problem I see with this (other than inserting it into my anus)is if you shart and it sprays out like the lego fun factory spaghetti maker…
Comment by Me
December 30th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
The only thing missing from this video is the hamster
Comment by Nia Nymue
December 31st, 2008 at 10:29 pm
holy shat! I think I saw someone just yesterday holding it in his hands in the train!! O.O He was with a young child. Zomg..
Comment by LInz
January 3rd, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Any lead in it?
Comment by Reid
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Ok, it looks like a hollow dildo with holes in it, wonder how the inventer came up with it, had a dildo in his ass and farted and , no noise!!!
Comment by kyle
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:47 pm
i hope he hasnt used the one he demonstrated with
Comment by Bella
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
*sigh* I wonder how many emergency room visits with the explanation “I fell on it” are going to arise from this device.
Comment by Timerider
January 4th, 2009 at 6:51 am
Shhh you are giving away the second quarter marketing campaign. Anal tooth brush safe. Makes your mouth, and your farts minty fresh.
Comment by sskpark
January 7th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
your idea is great is there available extention tube? for connect to toilet or window?
Comment by Hanry
January 8th, 2009 at 1:11 am
What about the smell?
Comment by Makke691
January 11th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Thats no moon.. its a spacestation
Comment by timthefaggot
January 12th, 2009 at 7:05 am
obviously photoshopped…the shading is all wrong
Comment by One Dude
January 13th, 2009 at 3:25 am
Is this guy for real… i mean, its scary just to think what he dreams, and i imagine he has others inventions as well, je!
Comment by Charlie
January 30th, 2009 at 8:54 am
I for one think farting is funny. Why would I want to keep it quiet?
Comment by Ajay
March 31st, 2009 at 10:00 am
Is the guy for real, you ask? His name is “Big Chicken Mushroom”….
Comment by tim and stephen
September 11th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
woah comes with two functions a dildo and a fart silencer! no noise??? where do you get one of these things?!
Comment by James Bryant
September 27th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Where can i buy the fart silencer
Comment by Dough!
October 15th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Playdough….can I get a neat star or half moon shape?