All Small-Chested Drivers Banned from Motorbikes
If you happen to be a motorbike rider living in Vietnam, you better hope your not too short, thin, or skinny.
Vietnam is considering new regulation that would ban anyone with a chest smaller than 28 inches from operating a motorbike.
“The new proposals are very funny, but many Vietnamese people could become the victim of this joke,” said Le Quang Minh, 31, a Hanoi stockbroker. “Many Vietnamese women have small chests. I have many friends who won’t meet these criteria.”
Many people see the regulation as silly and have joked that “from now on, padded bras will be best-sellers.”
It in unclear how this new ban is expected to help some of the most dangerous streets in the world.
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By Sun Tzu on 29-10-2008
Comment by Neddy
October 29th, 2008 at 4:00 am
OMG, visualise padded bras as a motorcycle accessory! And what about the less then heroically proportioned guys? Do they ride in drag, or wear a pillow under their shirt?
Comment by Matt
October 29th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
They should mandate anyone with a p enis over 1.5 inches can ride a bike. That would solve the problem since nobody would be riding.
Comment by M
October 29th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
It should be “hope you’re not too short”, as in YOU ARE – not YOUR, which is a possessive.
It’s sad how many people don’t know this.
Comment by bleh
October 29th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
matt, i’m guessing you spend a lot of time thinking about vietnamese man-tackle?
Comment by Matty
November 2nd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
It’s sad that I my Chinese students seem to have better grammar than most westerners. Also better than my own I must admit.
But the “you’re”, “your” issue is scarily common.
Comment by anonymous
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:31 am
its a matter of not caring. most of us westerners that dont bother using the correct “your” just dont care to put the effort out.
Comment by Jose
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:49 am
heheh xD funny. Although i’m sure there will be girls out there that would be completely offended by such an idea. OH WELL funny is funny.
Comment by carl
March 16th, 2009 at 1:52 am
I’m also chinese, but Matty, dont make a big deal out of small things. If u r from china, check your country’s civilization level before sticking your chin so high!
Shark Killer china ppl