Comments on: Restaraunt Uses Monkeys as Waiters http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/10/09/japanese-monkey-waiters/ Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:04:33 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: montresor http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/10/09/japanese-monkey-waiters/comment-page-1/#comment-19683 montresor Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:26:58 +0000 http://www.weirdasianews.com/?p=2316#comment-19683 Case in point, how come your parents didn't teach you how to write? Correct form: "I want to know how come all of you out there can teach a monkey how to play piano but can't teach your kids how to read and write. Because kids these days need their education." No offense, I don't really care if people use correct grammar or spelling, its just really stupid to say people need to educate their kids in reading and writing when you can't even write. Case in point, how come your parents didn't teach you how to write? Correct form: "I want to know how come all of you out there can teach a monkey how to play piano but can't teach your kids how to read and write. Because kids these days need their education."

No offense, I don't really care if people use correct grammar or spelling, its just really stupid to say people need to educate their kids in reading and writing when you can't even write.

]]> By: Andrew Yu-Jen Wang http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/10/09/japanese-monkey-waiters/comment-page-1/#comment-16488 Andrew Yu-Jen Wang Tue, 03 Mar 2009 23:04:41 +0000 http://www.weirdasianews.com/?p=2316#comment-16488 Speaking of George W. Bush: George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog). George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes. And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention. Many people know what Bush did. And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world. Bush was absolute evil. Bush is now like a fugitive from justice. Bush is a psychological prisoner. Bush has a lot to worry about. Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time. In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy. Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996 Messiah College, Grantham, PA Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993 “GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG ______________________ I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook. Speaking of George W. Bush:

George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

Many people know what Bush did.

And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.

Bush was absolute evil.

Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

Bush is a psychological prisoner.

Bush has a lot to worry about.

Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
______________________
I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

]]> By: TIARA TOWNSEND http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/10/09/japanese-monkey-waiters/comment-page-1/#comment-14394 TIARA TOWNSEND Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:18:34 +0000 http://www.weirdasianews.com/?p=2316#comment-14394 I WONT TO KNOW how COME YALL OUT THERE CAN teach a monkey hoe to play piano but cant teach are kids out here how to read n write cause kids these days need there education these days. I WONT TO KNOW how COME YALL OUT THERE CAN teach a monkey hoe to play piano but cant teach are kids out here how to read n write cause kids these days
need there education these days.

]]> By: freedom-fighter http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/10/09/japanese-monkey-waiters/comment-page-1/#comment-13822 freedom-fighter Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:36:24 +0000 http://www.weirdasianews.com/?p=2316#comment-13822 yeah.. I cant believe McCain is even on the ballot! yeah.. I cant believe McCain is even on the ballot!

]]> By: George W Bush http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/10/09/japanese-monkey-waiters/comment-page-1/#comment-13525 George W Bush Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:12:36 +0000 http://www.weirdasianews.com/?p=2316#comment-13525 Hey! Thats me!! Hey! Thats me!!

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