Solar Powered Bra: Turning Lingerie Green

Posted on September 22, 2008

The cold hand of technology has now invaded the world of lingerie. Underwear will not only provide women with the necessary support of unmentionable body parts, but it will also make them (the women not the body parts) “green” and environmentally friendly!

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Triumph International Japan Limited has introduced its latest brainchild, a solar bra with a built-in solar panel that captures and redistributes the sun’s power and can actually generate enough electric energy to power a cell phone or an iPod!

The solar panel on this environmentally friendly green colored “Solar Power Bra” is worn around the stomach.

Solar Powered Bra: Turning Lingerie Green pictureAccording to Triumph spokeswoman, Yoshiko Masuda:

“The panel requires light to generate electricity and the concept bra will not be in stores anytime soon, as people usually can not go outside without wearing clothes over it. But it does send the message of how lingerie could possibly save the planet.”

No matter how heroic its proportions may be, the Solar Power Bra cannot be washed or worn on a rainy day as it could become damaged.

Its eco-friendly promise reflects an emerging trend in Japan, and Triumph does not stop there when it comes to underwear innovation.

Other green-themed undergarments include a bra that turns into a reusable shopping bag and one that features metal chopsticks to promote the use of reusable chopsticks.

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One can only speculate as to what is next.

Could it be “green” panties (matching of course) or stockings or maybe even green condoms?

One can only wonder, why not?

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MDeeDubroff

M Dee Dubroff is the penname of this freelance writer and former teacher originally from Brooklyn, New York. A writer of ghostly and horror fiction, she has branched out into the world of humorous non fiction writing and maintains eight web sites covering a wide variety of topics. She also writes feature articles for several local newspapers. Her book entitled: A Taste of Funny, and her website, Eat, Drink And Really Be Merry (http://www.ingestandimbibe.com) feature many well researched and humorous articles on the subject of food and drink.
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11 comments
adapter
adapter

This is no longe one of them! Pee also aids in the relase of H2

eeshops
eeshops

very Conservate Bra. And very good devise.

Peter
Peter

very good invent. It looks Seductive, very Creative items

Solar INFORMATION
Solar INFORMATION

Solar Power for Houses A basic solar installation from a retailer can take 30 years to pay back and cost you well over $20,000? I just made my own solar panel. It was so simple and looks just like a bought panel. I managed to build 4 solar panels for under $200! Residential solar electric systems.

design
design

Yes, because if anything is green, its putting expensive washed silicon in an incredibly inefficient angle. It will never produce any amount of usable power. Assuming a 22% efficiency with perfect angle, which is insane, and all you do is lie in the sun, then these might produce 16 W hours a day. Utterly useless. 1000W/m^2 8 hours of sunlight

brandi
brandi

If you cant wash then how do you clean it? Just wear dirty bras? Then dirty solar power underwear?

MDeeDubroff
MDeeDubroff

Thank you all for your comments. As far as how the bra works, you raise a good point. It really does not say anywhere how it actually operates.

Gee-man
Gee-man

How exactly would this work? If they're solar powered, wouldn't they need to be exposed in the sun, ie. outside? In public? Ah well, yet another wacky invention from Japan that will probably serve us no purpose whatsoever for the time being.

smart guy
smart guy

How stupid...and a waste of time. Most women dont like bra's I would rather see them with out a bra.

Luna Avalina
Luna Avalina

What do you know if we like or not bras? 9_9

no saggin'
no saggin'

Great, no "bra's"(sic) and women of the world will be sagging by the time they are 30.