So last month we broke the story about how one lonely, Viagra induced, Hong Kong resident almost lost his penis trying to make love to a metal bench.
 It would appear the news did not reach one poor Malaysian man, who in an effort to increase his size, put a heavy welding nut on his penis and then accidentally got an erection which almost lead to him losing his penis.
The unnamed welder in his 20’s was attempting to lengthen his penis before his engagement next week by placing a heavy welding nut on then end of his penis in hopes it would stretch him out and make him longer.
During the process he gave himself an erection which caused the nut to become stuck on his penis, forcing him to call for help.
Fire and Rescue arrived on the scene but where unable to assist the man and were forced to take him to the hospital.
Sultanah Aminah hospital staff had to removed the top layer of his penis in order to get the welding nut off the poor guys penis.
Have to give it to this guy.. he had nuts of steel.
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Stories like this cause me to shudder
My penis started to hurt just by reading this.
pin dick if ya ask me i mean how small ur penis gotta be to fit in that nut hole ? u the nut if ya ask me!!!!
I hope they tried dunking his penis in ice water to end the erection before going straight to the surgical option.
If I ever encounter someone with a nut stuck around his penis I’ll remember that LOL
Or not. Seems everyone got a momentary lapse of reason.
I guess his fiancee will be very impressed.
But hey, the guy was just trying to… bust a nut!
Ba-dum ksssssh.
THAT A SMALL PENIS
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“During the process he gave himself an erection which caused the nut to become stuff on his penis…”
Don’t you mean “stuck”?
To the old Chinese adage : Ba Miao Zhu Zhang. Try to help the shoots grow by pulling them upward; spoil things by excessive enthusiasm.
the poor guy. now he’s in worse shape than he was before.
OMG! this happen here where I’m at… i know that hospital where that crazy dude is… OMG he is just f#$king crazy… poor nut! HAHAHA
Malaysia Boleh!!! HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA!!!
i believe the only appropriate words are…
LOL!
What I wonder is why the threat of him potentially losing his penis didn’t make him lose his erection. Personally i would find it a total turn off.
Same problem with the guy with the bench, blood flows in and cannot get back out due to the constriction, regardless of how much of a turn off it might be.
ahahahahah pauvre con il ne savais pas que de se branler avec sa cetais weird p con lol
tan qua faire il aurais du prendre un clou
’shopped.
He was just a squirrel trying to get a nut!
poor man…………….
I couldn’t stop laughing he almost earned a Darwin by removing the ability to spread his genes.
WTF? I bet he is regretting that…BIG TIME!
A long time ago, Arnold Schwartzeneger said in an interview that he used to extend the length of his meat by hanging a 5 pound weight from it for something like 30 minuets 3-5 days a week. The interviewer starts to laugh, and Arnold gets totally serious and said, “No really. If you do zis, your penis VILL get longer, mean it.”
oh my god. I don’t even have a penis but it made me shudder.
hey? cant imagine it…. hmmn? i think he did cut his skin, like razor sliding down his most thinner skin while his blood pumping out and the tingling pain that made him bit his lips! what a scene. hehe(jeepers creepers)
Moron! Does he not know that penis enlargement is not achieved with a nut? It’s done by grabbing the penis with a pair of pliers (first disinfected by being held in a fire for a few minutes) and pulling downward and in clockwise direction! Sheesh, everyone knows that.
HAHAHAHAHAHA weight lifting much? HAHAHAHAHAHA. just buy penis sleeves