Man Gets Nut Stuck Around Penis

So last month we broke the story about how one lonely, Viagra induced, Hong Kong resident almost lost his penis trying to make love to a metal bench.

steel nut Man Gets Nut Stuck Around Penis pictureIt would appear the news did not reach one poor Malaysian man, who in an effort to increase his size, put a heavy welding nut on his penis and then accidentally got an erection which almost lead to him losing his penis.

The unnamed welder in his 20’s was attempting to lengthen his penis before his engagement next week by placing a heavy welding nut on then end of his penis in hopes it would stretch him out and make him longer.

During the process he gave himself an erection which caused the nut to become stuck on his penis, forcing him to call for help.

Fire and Rescue arrived on the scene but where unable to assist the man and were forced to take him to the hospital.

nut disaster Man Gets Nut Stuck Around Penis picture

Sultanah Aminah hospital staff had to removed the top layer of his penis in order to get the welding nut off the poor guys penis.

Have to give it to this guy.. he had nuts of steel.

By Sun Tzu on 01-09-2008

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Comments (32)

  1. Comment by Space Cowboy

    September 1st, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Stories like this cause me to shudder

  2. Comment by Balls of Steel

    September 1st, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    My penis started to hurt just by reading this.

  3. Comment by jim

    September 1st, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    pin dick if ya ask me i mean how small ur penis gotta be to fit in that nut hole ? u the nut if ya ask me!!!!

  4. Comment by K.C. Corcoran

    September 1st, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    I hope they tried dunking his penis in ice water to end the erection before going straight to the surgical option.

  5. Comment by Hans

    September 1st, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    I guess his fiancee will be very impressed.
    But hey, the guy was just trying to… bust a nut!
    Ba-dum ksssssh.

  6. Comment by DARKWING DUCK

    September 1st, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    THAT A SMALL PENIS

    man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

  7. Comment by alexvpaq

    September 1st, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    If I ever encounter someone with a nut stuck around his penis I’ll remember that LOL

  8. Comment by chizu

    September 1st, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    “During the process he gave himself an erection which caused the nut to become stuff on his penis…”

    Don’t you mean “stuck”?

  9. Comment by Kum Hia Nao

    September 2nd, 2008 at 1:16 am

    To the old Chinese adage : Ba Miao Zhu Zhang. Try to help the shoots grow by pulling them upward; spoil things by excessive enthusiasm.

  10. Comment by Roschelle

    September 2nd, 2008 at 3:13 am

    the poor guy. now he’s in worse shape than he was before.

  11. Comment by ReMMy

    September 2nd, 2008 at 9:02 am

    OMG! this happen here where I’m at… i know that hospital where that crazy dude is… OMG he is just f#$king crazy… poor nut! HAHAHA

  12. Comment by ReMMy

    September 2nd, 2008 at 9:03 am

    Malaysia Boleh!!! HAHAHA

  13. Comment by BPO

    September 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 am

    i believe the only appropriate words are…

    LOL!

  14. Comment by Theodore

    September 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 am

    What I wonder is why the threat of him potentially losing his penis didn’t make him lose his erection. Personally i would find it a total turn off.

  15. Comment by mr magikkk

    September 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    ahahahahah pauvre con il ne savais pas que de se branler avec sa cetais weird p con lol
    tan qua faire il aurais du prendre un clou

  16. Comment by me

    September 2nd, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    ’shopped.

  17. Comment by starboykb

    September 3rd, 2008 at 9:16 am

    HAHAHAHA!!!

  18. Comment by Greg

    September 3rd, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    He was just a squirrel trying to get a nut!

  19. Comment by Nara

    September 4th, 2008 at 4:30 am

    poor man…………….

  20. Comment by O'Neil

    September 5th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    I couldn’t stop laughing he almost earned a Darwin by removing the ability to spread his genes.

  21. Comment by anon

    September 7th, 2008 at 5:04 am

    Same problem with the guy with the bench, blood flows in and cannot get back out due to the constriction, regardless of how much of a turn off it might be.

  22. Comment by Smiley

    September 7th, 2008 at 5:21 am

    WTF? I bet he is regretting that…BIG TIME!

  23. Comment by meta4

    September 7th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Or not. Seems everyone got a momentary lapse of reason.

  24. Comment by Emperor Ronny Reagan

    September 7th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    A long time ago, Arnold Schwartzeneger said in an interview that he used to extend the length of his meat by hanging a 5 pound weight from it for something like 30 minuets 3-5 days a week. The interviewer starts to laugh, and Arnold gets totally serious and said, “No really. If you do zis, your penis VILL get longer, mean it.”

  25. Comment by ShinigamiEdo

    September 11th, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    oh my god. I don’t even have a penis but it made me shudder.

  26. Comment by janice

    September 12th, 2008 at 8:21 am

    hey? cant imagine it…. hmmn? i think he did cut his skin, like razor sliding down his most thinner skin while his blood pumping out and the tingling pain that made him bit his lips! what a scene. hehe(jeepers creepers)

  27. Comment by Cowboy Baby

    September 14th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Moron! Does he not know that penis enlargement is not achieved with a nut? It’s done by grabbing the penis with a pair of pliers (first disinfected by being held in a fire for a few minutes) and pulling downward and in clockwise direction! Sheesh, everyone knows that.

  28. Comment by Nina

    September 19th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA weight lifting much? HAHAHAHAHAHA. just buy penis sleeves

  29. Comment by madjim

    January 13th, 2009 at 7:54 am

    Nuts come in useful, sure. But the only thing that should be slipped on the end of a penis is a vagina. And one size fits all, pretty much.

  30. Comment by brewer

    April 3rd, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    balls of steel

  31. Comment by mastomatic

    August 10th, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Dude, that guy is badass! Talk about a steel d**k!!!! here, fun article. Couldn´t they spray him with some cooling spray to make "it" shrink first and then slip the nut off him?

  32. Comment by Paul T.

    October 30th, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    I dont believe in those penile growth scam pills out there, but after doing detail research I decided to try a testosterone booster to help increase the size. Again, after alot of research, I chose the Dr Max Powers "Testosterone Booster", for being the most healthy.

    I have notcied some Length Gains like some others have and more importantly:

    - I have noticed increasingly harder erections and that last much longer (giving my partner a much longer experience – and delaying me a bit to be a bit more explosive).

    - It seems much easier to get an erection in no time

    - It will deffinately change your sex life…in this ALONE I give it an excellent review.

    - We will see in time if it actually makes a size difference – but for now – I love the results!!

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