Man Gets Nut Stuck Around Penis

Posted on September 1, 2008

So last month we broke the story about how one lonely, Viagra induced, Hong Kong resident almost lost his penis trying to make love to a metal bench.

Man Gets Nut Stuck Around Penis pictureIt would appear the news did not reach one poor Malaysian man, who in an effort to increase his size, put a heavy welding nut on his penis and then accidentally got an erection which almost lead to him losing his penis.

The unnamed welder in his 20′s was attempting to lengthen his penis before his engagement next week by placing a heavy welding nut on then end of his penis in hopes it would stretch him out and make him longer.

During the process he gave himself an erection which caused the nut to become stuck on his penis, forcing him to call for help.

Fire and Rescue arrived on the scene but where unable to assist the man and were forced to take him to the hospital.

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Sultanah Aminah hospital staff had to removed the top layer of his penis in order to get the welding nut off the poor guys penis.

Have to give it to this guy.. he had nuts of steel.

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Sun Tzu has spent about 7 years in Asia traveling through Japan, Hong Kong, China, and Korea. A true fan of everything that is weird and strange, he decides in the end what is displayed and published on this site. Sun has previous experience writing for numerous print mags such as XLR8R, URB, and Movement Magazine.
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35 comments
Joe
Joe

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koop
koop

shut the fuck up. No way someones dick is that small.

a nutcase
a nutcase

she's gonna love his nut (story)!

mastomatic
mastomatic

Dude, that guy is badass! Talk about a steel d**k!!!! here, fun article. Couldn´t they spray him with some cooling spray to make "it" shrink first and then slip the nut off him?

madjim
madjim

Nuts come in useful, sure. But the only thing that should be slipped on the end of a penis is a vagina. And one size fits all, pretty much.

Nina
Nina

HAHAHAHAHAHA weight lifting much? HAHAHAHAHAHA. just buy penis sleeves

Cowboy Baby
Cowboy Baby

Moron! Does he not know that penis enlargement is not achieved with a nut? It's done by grabbing the penis with a pair of pliers (first disinfected by being held in a fire for a few minutes) and pulling downward and in clockwise direction! Sheesh, everyone knows that.

janice
janice

hey? cant imagine it.... hmmn? i think he did cut his skin, like razor sliding down his most thinner skin while his blood pumping out and the tingling pain that made him bit his lips! what a scene. hehe(jeepers creepers)

ShinigamiEdo
ShinigamiEdo

oh my god. I don't even have a penis but it made me shudder.

Emperor Ronny Reagan
Emperor Ronny Reagan

A long time ago, Arnold Schwartzeneger said in an interview that he used to extend the length of his meat by hanging a 5 pound weight from it for something like 30 minuets 3-5 days a week. The interviewer starts to laugh, and Arnold gets totally serious and said, "No really. If you do zis, your penis VILL get longer, mean it."

Smiley
Smiley

WTF? I bet he is regretting that...BIG TIME!

O'Neil
O'Neil

I couldn't stop laughing he almost earned a Darwin by removing the ability to spread his genes.

Nara
Nara

poor man................

Greg
Greg

He was just a squirrel trying to get a nut!

me
me

'shopped.

mr magikkk
mr magikkk

ahahahahah pauvre con il ne savais pas que de se branler avec sa cetais weird p con lol tan qua faire il aurais du prendre un clou

Theodore
Theodore

What I wonder is why the threat of him potentially losing his penis didn't make him lose his erection. Personally i would find it a total turn off.

anon
anon

Same problem with the guy with the bench, blood flows in and cannot get back out due to the constriction, regardless of how much of a turn off it might be.

BPO
BPO

i believe the only appropriate words are... LOL!

ReMMy
ReMMy

OMG! this happen here where I'm at... i know that hospital where that crazy dude is... OMG he is just f#$king crazy... poor nut! HAHAHA

Roschelle
Roschelle

the poor guy. now he's in worse shape than he was before.

Kum Hia Nao
Kum Hia Nao

To the old Chinese adage : Ba Miao Zhu Zhang. Try to help the shoots grow by pulling them upward; spoil things by excessive enthusiasm.

chizu
chizu

"During the process he gave himself an erection which caused the nut to become stuff on his penis..." Don't you mean "stuck"?

DARKWING DUCK
DARKWING DUCK

THAT A SMALL PENIS man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Hans
Hans

I guess his fiancee will be very impressed. But hey, the guy was just trying to... bust a nut! Ba-dum ksssssh.

K.C. Corcoran
K.C. Corcoran

I hope they tried dunking his penis in ice water to end the erection before going straight to the surgical option.

meta4
meta4

Or not. Seems everyone got a momentary lapse of reason.

alexvpaq
alexvpaq

If I ever encounter someone with a nut stuck around his penis I'll remember that LOL

jim
jim

pin dick if ya ask me i mean how small ur penis gotta be to fit in that nut hole ? u the nut if ya ask me!!!!