Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.
(link)
By Mui Mui on 07-08-2008
Comment by yoko
August 7th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
lol?
Comment by Yoki
August 7th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I’m so glad i subscribed to this blog.
Comment by Tourex
August 8th, 2008 at 12:10 am
What a stupid,pathetic idiot!! Now he’s traumatized for life towards “small holes”!!
Comment by WTA
August 8th, 2008 at 12:48 am
What a stupid guy~ lol~
Comment by Malte
August 8th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Lol, who stupid is that? The social Network Xing.com will be happy to hear
Comment by Mickey J Barczyk
August 8th, 2008 at 5:21 am
hole-y-shit
Comment by olly otter
August 8th, 2008 at 5:53 am
Sounds like something i might do if i was lonely in the park at night. LOL!!
Comment by ashlley
August 8th, 2008 at 6:20 am
wwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooowwwwww what a dumb a**
Comment by Brad
August 8th, 2008 at 6:31 am
Those holes look awful small. Guess it’s true about the Asian “equipment”.
Comment by Joseph King
August 8th, 2008 at 6:40 am
get a fleshlight dude… sheesh
Comment by Mikki Davis
August 8th, 2008 at 7:36 am
Dude!!!! Just pay the extra money and hire a professional, sheeeeesh!
Comment by guy who loves an asian
August 8th, 2008 at 9:10 am
As a guy who has an asian boyfriend, the asian ‘equipment’ you speak of is really quite nice… this guy just needs a blowup doll or something.
Comment by girl who loves an asian
August 8th, 2008 at 9:17 am
As a girl who has an asian boyfriend, the asian ‘equipment’ you speak of is really quite nice… he’s the best lover I’ve ever had. YUM.
Comment by anti "girl who loves an asian"
August 8th, 2008 at 10:12 am
no one wants to hear about your yellow fever !!!
Comment by high_pitch_eric
August 8th, 2008 at 10:22 am
I put my dick in one of those one time and it didn’t touch the sides of the hole.
Comment by papayaroot
August 8th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Video by the local media
http://tv.on.cc/news/news.html?mid=OBK-080807-11571-08M&mtype=Video&mtime=1218057370
Comment by Oriental_Steel
August 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am
This is a safety hazard. Benches should have bigger holes!
Comment by japan Toys
August 8th, 2008 at 10:51 am
All can say is he must have a small willy lol , Just look at the size of them holes , This blog has to be 10 . 10 another LMAO story keep up the good work mr blog master you have made my day ,
Donna x
Comment by DARKWING DUCK
August 8th, 2008 at 11:16 am
THAT WHAT YOU CALLED HARD TIMES
Here you’ve been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your d*ck stuck in bench was the best thing that ever happened to you.
Comment by Chairman Mao
August 8th, 2008 at 11:20 am
In China, metal benches screw you!
Comment by Carl
August 8th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Yeah.
and I’m pretty sure he wont even call that bench either.
douche
Comment by Cheese lord
August 8th, 2008 at 11:51 am
What?! You’ve never humped a park bench before? They’re GREAT@
Comment by Frostillicus
August 8th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Wouldn’t you think that a man from the country that invented the Chinese Finger Trap would have been able to figure out how to release his piece?
Comment by Mr CrEEP
August 8th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Geez, he should of at least used some lube…………… or spit!!!!
Comment by smurtbubble
August 8th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
you all SURE that’s not a lightweight stretcher that he’s on? and that this isn’t a creative writing project?
Comment by naween
August 8th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
hahahahahahhahahahha
his scared of small holes now
lol good he doesnt know this chick i know lolll
1 finger in her max, and its the size of them holes lol
Comment by Rod
August 8th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
What if he’s made the poor bench pregnant? Who would adopt an steel child?
Comment by nana
August 8th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I am wicked Brittish, I have rotten teeth
Comment by HappyBoBappy
August 8th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Everyone is talking about the guy… but what about the bench? Looking all stainless and whatnot… tempting the guy. It’s wrong, just plain wrong. The Government should do something about sultry benches. That’s what I say.
Comment by darkwing duck
August 8th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Wrong! It’s ’cause you ain’t got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will f*ck you’re head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man’s life are the few minutes after he’s blown his load – now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you’re no longer trying to get laid, you’re actually… you’re thinking like a girl, and girls love that.
Comment by sir jorge
August 8th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
the bench must have been really embarrased
Comment by Bench Baby
August 8th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
The story is funny enough, but they had to cut the bench and take it with them? Why couldn’t someone cute just get some lube, reach down below the bench, and whack off the poor guy? He’d get his desired relief, his Asian equipment would shrink back down, he’d get up, get dressed, and go home. End of story.
Except he’d probably be back there next Saturday night.
Comment by Seymour
August 8th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
The bench was a slut and deserved all it got.
(Incidently the correct spelling for an English language story is ‘Lam Tin Park’ the incorrect version was provided by the online translation service, worldlingo.com.)
Comment by my.poor_butt
August 8th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I am never sitting on a park bench again.
Comment by gaara
August 8th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Hey, high_pitch_eric thats nothin i put mine in one to it didnt touch the sides nor did it come out the other side.
Comment by mohammed dodol
August 9th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Xian should sued the city of hong kong, they should put warning sign, to not put your dick in the bench holes.
Comment by Yeah Right
August 9th, 2008 at 3:58 am
Asians are disgusting freaks.
Yeah. I said it.
Comment by mballs
August 9th, 2008 at 4:09 am
I know his name is also known as Jason Mordeno
Comment by geb
August 9th, 2008 at 6:02 am
LOLOLOLOL
Comment by eskimo
August 9th, 2008 at 9:49 am
rofl.
Comment by mister fister
August 9th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
ROR !!!
Comment by Griffo
August 9th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Bench looks like a Cheese grater
Comment by I HATE China
August 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Typical of a stupid Chinaman. What they didn’t say in the article is that Xian had smeared a dead fish all over the bench and rubbed lip-stick around one of the holes at the top and put a wig on it. Chinese, you have to love them
*Section 9 of the PRCA, don’t hack my computer because I hate China.
Comment by Sam
August 9th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
lol…i love when people make fun of themselves. like reverse thats what she said jokes.
“well, that didnt last very long”
…
“thats what she said : (”
that kinda thing. bravo, anyway
Comment by Mick Rogers
August 9th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Good grief I just can’t help but laugh ROTFLMAO
Comment by Smokey
August 9th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
poor guy, all he wanted was a companion willing to give love. unfortunately benches dont expand their hole sizes during sex.
Comment by L
August 9th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
not all Asian ‘equipment’ is that small! My fiance is 6′1″ he is small in no way…lol
Comment by Walter
August 10th, 2008 at 2:15 am
The Chinaman is not the issue here Dude.
Comment by arhan
August 10th, 2008 at 3:57 am
hei, what’s happen?
*lol*
Comment by hhh
August 10th, 2008 at 6:27 am
what an idiot, lmao
Comment by kris
August 10th, 2008 at 6:39 am
two delightful quotes;
1) 4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
“his” – how patronising, lulz
2) The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself.
they had to include “small”, theyre not making it easy for him lawl
Comment by Munchkin
August 10th, 2008 at 10:27 am
I’d rather have sex with a cute furry plushie than a park bench. LOL!
Comment by Nilu
August 10th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
LOL! Me too. XD
Comment by anon
August 10th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
i bet you already do, furfag
Comment by confused dude
August 10th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
wait.. you’re a GUY with an asian BOYFRIEND? well, it’s either a typo or someone who has a small asshole.
Comment by lol ownt
August 10th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
your d*ck must have plenty of room then
Comment by a white guy, thankfully
August 10th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
i don’t think it stuck out much.. he’s asian
Comment by a white guy, thankfully
August 10th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
is it just me or are his toes in the holes too?
Comment by siktirlan ibine
August 10th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
ccc MHP
Comment by Me
August 10th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Hey, it’s Johnny Bench!
Comment by ErnestoTheTrippyOne
August 10th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Oh my god! So much fail!
Comment by Trolley
August 10th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Rofl
Comment by clowangel
August 10th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Hahaha!!! The crazy things some people would do in order to get some release.. I thought I’ve heard of some relatively crazy ones, but this one takes the cake.
Comment by Aaron
August 10th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
You’re a real detective aren’t ya?
Comment by Saix
August 10th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Epic fail XD
Comment by Grim
August 10th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Wow –
First off… Haters – can’t you take it somewhere else?
The rest of ya’ll -
Hell yeah this is some seriously funny s**t! Equally disturbing that this cat figured a bench would offer him some gratification… not sure if I feel sorry for him or want to get him a few beers, a hooker and then a shrink.
Peace!
Comment by jen
August 10th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
haha, im from HK, i was so amused when i first read about it in the newspaper~!!! stupid man. he also took some erection medicine before he got stuck….lol thats why he couldn’t get it out for hours
Comment by Zla'od
August 10th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
So what if the holes were small?
Maybe he likes ‘em tight!
Comment by Ubersp00k
August 11th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Haha. Holes. Well at least those holes weren’t blistering.
Comment by Hemingway
August 11th, 2008 at 1:01 am
It’s surprising he wasn’t able to remove his penis considering the unusually small size of most asian penis’s
Comment by Hemingway
August 11th, 2008 at 1:02 am
It’s surprising he couldn’t remove it considering the unusually small size of most asian’s pricks.
Comment by J9
August 11th, 2008 at 5:04 am
haha what a perv !!! ya must be mini like they say to even get in there in the first place LOL THAT BENCH WAS VIOLATED!
Comment by J9
August 11th, 2008 at 5:07 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA! good one
Comment by scott jenkins
August 11th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Xing finally conquers his performance anxiety and the bench just lays there. I would think a well placed cup of ice water would have done the job…make Xing rook rike seven year old standing in cold stream!!
Comment by Mike
August 11th, 2008 at 7:08 am
The stupidity of the human race continues to amaze me.
Comment by scott jenkins
August 11th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Xing funny, he berong in comedy crub!
Comment by scott jenkins
August 11th, 2008 at 7:36 am
I didn’t know my x was visiting China!
Comment by Michael
August 11th, 2008 at 9:19 am
That is so funny.
What a weird world we live in.
Comment by Renee
August 11th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Well, I have to say I have newfound sympathy for him , and the rest of you that claim you can fit your dicks in these holes, I mean wow, maybe you should go see your GP and see if you have a micro penis? check out the size of his toes,next to the holes………..yea, he probably couldn’t play with it it was so small,so he decided to try the bench, poor bench……..
Comment by Matt
August 11th, 2008 at 9:39 am
You don’t have to lie. It’s ok, as long as you love him.
Comment by steve
August 11th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I understand this is a new event at the Olympics.
Comment by Lorraine Larrabee
August 11th, 2008 at 10:47 am
LMFAO!!! I don’t know why, but the fact that his toes are stuck too just kills me.
Comment by KMc
August 11th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Is that Xing’s umbrella in the pic? What was he planning to do with that?
Comment by Blue Lanugo
August 11th, 2008 at 11:36 am
That saddest part of the story ( an aspect left out of this report ) was that the man had been involved with a small kitchen stool for the past five months, and had been seeing the bench on the side.
How embarrassing for all involved.
Comment by Tom
August 11th, 2008 at 11:57 am
I bet I can fit both my balls in that hole…
Comment by Tom
August 11th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Also notice in the 2nd Picture.. Why did they strap him down? It’s not like he was gonna slide off of it…
Comment by Leo
August 11th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Wow, you guys have it all wrong. This guy should receive a award for his tremendous and brave acts of nobility. This guy is my hero.
Comment by Dude_Man
August 11th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
You sir, are a racist idiot.
Comment by Lee
August 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
That would chafe the hell out of my cock!
Comment by BurningDog
August 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
The bench must have a foot fetish.
Comment by james
August 11th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
LMAO xD
Comment by Foxy_Roxxxy
August 11th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Some wise man said “a fool and his ________(fill in the blank with appropriate choice) are soon parted.” Just think, if he dropped a Viagra. Vicious!
Comment by KMc
August 11th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
LOL, Scott!
That bench love him long time!!
Comment by Moi
August 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
checkout the first picture. The paramedic on the right seems to be doing just that
Comment by O RLY
August 11th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Uhhhh, since when did furries become an actual race of people?
Comment by thebliss
August 11th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
The worst thing is is that you know he will never call the bench back. Men, all about 1 night stands and getting drunk and having sex with benches.
Comment by vivdiva
August 11th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
How the hell do you subscribe to this blog? There’s no “subscribe here” option!
Comment by dolche
August 11th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
They aren’t, their just delusional.
Comment by SgtBash
August 11th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I also am a man who has an Asian boyfriend, named Tim. It might be small but he’s got STAYING POWER!!! I call him DarkChili.
Comment by X-Fi6
August 11th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
It’s called “RSS”.
Comment by Lari
August 11th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Why women are better than park benches: expanding holes.
Comment by wow
August 12th, 2008 at 2:40 am
Wow, Carl, whoever you are, your comment is the greatest.
Genius. Fo real.
Comment by man in metal
August 12th, 2008 at 3:04 am
Well, i am from Hong Kong and i have read this news for a hundred times
This news report has missed the most important point : Xing, the bench man, HAD TAKEN VIAGRA before he made that weird attempt to satisfy his sexual need.
It is so unfortunate that he still has his penis intact;otherwise, he will be awarded the Darwin Award without doubt.
Comment by My Cock owns
August 12th, 2008 at 3:17 am
umm.. im 15 yr old and my ‘equipment’ is 5′11″ it’s gonna get bigger XD
Comment by Required
August 12th, 2008 at 4:06 am
lol you moron
Comment by XIII
August 12th, 2008 at 4:11 am
I have to admire the rescue workers who are able to help him with a straight face.
Comment by Grizzy
August 12th, 2008 at 4:21 am
It’s funny how they crank up the volume and the news reader shuts up for a moment in order for us to hear the dude moan
Comment by Emily
August 12th, 2008 at 5:10 am
WHAT A LEGEND
Comment by dan
August 12th, 2008 at 8:16 am
HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Comment by statik
August 12th, 2008 at 9:38 am
So, is the bench seeing other people now……I mean, is it cool if I take the bench out for a drink, or maybe drag it along a beach, laughing, whispering, sharing?
Comment by Cloaky
August 12th, 2008 at 10:46 am
WTF???
LOL!!!!
Comment by Zomg
August 12th, 2008 at 11:29 am
O HAI!
I R HAS PENIS STUCK IN BENCH?
He clearly did it for teh lulz…
Comment by weed mann
August 12th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I highly think nobody wanted to hear that, and I don’t even want to know what u r , wyte or wat ever, u would be a stupid mofo to do that… nothin personal…
Comment by weed mann
August 12th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
makes sense, but never put anything past a chinaman, or apparently in a park bench ,either!!! lolololololololol
Comment by thebliss
August 12th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
If that bench has an STD (seating transmitted disease) i will laugh.
Comment by Sea
August 12th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
No it won’t.
Mine is the same size as it was when I was 15. Passing from centimeters (16 cm) to inches = 6′3” just a little bigger than average… good I guess.
Although your cock doesn’t “own” like you say do not worry I know friends with as small as 4′7” being 19 of age.
Comment by DIFTL
August 12th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Who called the popo anyways?
“Oh hai dere, I’m stuck in a bench.”
“Sir, how are you stuck on a bench?”
“I was horny… I’m stuck, It’s really starting to swell. Is can hab help plx?”
“OHNOES! Sir, hold your balls we’re on our way”
<3
Comment by yuki
August 12th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
omg that was my dad
Comment by alif
August 12th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
vraiment ..c ….grave ….lol.
Comment by SJ
August 12th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Asia BF? So what’s on the menu tonight, ’sum yung guy cum’? hehe.
Comment by darkwing duck
August 12th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I saw this on a shirt and thought it was hilarious.
Bed, Beer & A Bench
Romance And Imported Benches (I Seen This On TV.. No Lie)
Love Is Blind
I Want To Know What Love Is – Foreigner
Spending Time Together
Here’s Your Sign
Comment by Gabiechan
August 12th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
lol
Comment by ggjeffy
August 12th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Man’s penis not swole. Man stick penis in hole in bench. Man’s penis get swole. Swole penis not go back to un-swole size cuz blood stuck in swole penis in hole. Man call police to help get perma-swole penis out of bench. Bad bench. Dumb man. Swole penis.
Comment by fingerbo
August 12th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
He could have at least said he was trying to create a new Olympic event.
Comment by jrh
August 12th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
my husbands is 9″ beat that lol!
Comment by jrh
August 12th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
9 inches
Comment by FILP
August 13th, 2008 at 6:19 am
CASTROOOOON
Comment by davapa
August 13th, 2008 at 8:03 am
LOL!!
owned
Comment by Kiebres
August 13th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Waaaaaaaaahahahaha, juajuajuajuaaaaaaaa que me meoooo!! Vaya chino mas tooooooooonto madre miaaaa!! juaaaaaaajuajuajuajuajuajua, y encima pichulÃn, que mira que agujerillos tan pequeños tiene el banco!!!! A nadie le cabe ahà ni con la picha floja. Juaaaaajajajajaja que me tronchoooo! juajuajuaaaaaaaaa es que me va a dar algoooo!!!!!! xD
Comment by Darwin1889
August 13th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Jajaja seguro que es CATALÃN aunque sea de raza asiática. Porque esa estupidez y ese miembro tan chico que quepa por esos agujerillos, solo puede tenerlo un catalán.
MUERTE A CATALUÑA.
Comment by dean
August 13th, 2008 at 11:31 am
lol just heard about this on radio 1 in the uk, very funny and its not wrong to laugh about it lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Comment by Lalala
August 13th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Munchkin you rotten.com fag
Comment by lizerdstylee
August 13th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
9 inces, wow you must have a bucket !!!
Comment by lizerdstylee
August 13th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I’m pretty sure actually I saw Scott Mills doing this to a similer bench in Southampton !!!! This is also a regular accourance in Bognor Regis !!
Comment by okalf
August 13th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
kjajkajkajkajkajkajkjkajkajkajkajkjkajkajkawjkjkawjkwjkawjkwajkajkw enfermo, como tan wn, jkajkakjakj a nadie le cabe la pichula en esos ollitos, imaginate ese wn se debe follar hasta el subwoofer, el cerrojo, las botellas, etc kajakjajkjkajkajka en la casa le guardan las cosas con ollos kajkjkajakjkajkajkajkajkajka
enfermoooooooooooooooooo
Comment by Bingo
August 13th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Is he bisexual and also attracted to wooden benches?
Comment by FamouslyUnknown
August 13th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
He might as well had it cut off… if it can fit in a tiny little hole such as the one on that bench… then what is the point of having a penis!?
Comment by TLove
August 13th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Laughing Out Loud = LOL
Comment by manolo
August 13th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
gilipollas.
Comment by manolo
August 13th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Seguro que es catalan… tu si que eres gilipollas que eres un puto perro que cobra peonadas? o simplemente eres un garrulo de los de sol i sombra en el bar?
Comment by lo
August 13th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Wait, I’m confused — did a guy named Xing or the city of Xi’an get its penis stuck in a hole? Either way, comedy gold.
Comment by no sht
August 13th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
duh. he wasnt asking what lol was
Comment by Carmela
August 13th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
BWAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..U FUC..KING MORON!!! Where’s your brain man!!! Chinese people are dumb!!!!
Comment by IamMissBench
August 14th, 2008 at 12:36 am
I am Miss Bench. I’m afraid I’m pregnant. I’m not having my period for months. I was raped by a perv who tried to use all our tiny holes. Does anybody know about a place where I could abort? Any Association of Raped Benches could assist me on this? In case my baby is born, how can I contact this perv so he assumes all the expenses? I’ve heard about some other benches who got pregnant during the last few months. Please, help me!
Comment by Jordi
August 14th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Joder, leyendo tu comentario, ha salido un chorro de bilis por la pantalla. ¿Es tuya?
Saludos y recuerda que el garrulismo se cura leyendo.
Comment by mike
August 14th, 2008 at 12:53 am
of course is not wrong!!!, nobady force him to do that, …it was…. an act of free will….LOLOLOLOLOL
Comment by Xavi
August 14th, 2008 at 7:09 am
Y tú seguro que eres un PUTO ESPANYOL con ganas de que Franco resucite y te de por el ojete rebentandote el ano mientras canta el cara al sol!!!!ten cuidado con lo que dices hijo puta. Gracias a Dios que sólo eres un prigao ignorante de mierda y que la mayorÃa de espanyoles no piensan como tú!
Comment by ROFMLAOBBQ
August 14th, 2008 at 8:37 am
LOLLERROFLOMGWTFBBQRIFKENSWTFBOMBOMGMISSLESOWNED!!
Comment by Darwin1889
August 14th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Esas “i” te delatan manolo. Cuidado con olvidar a escribir correctamente el castellano.
Ya te gustarÃa a ti, vivir como yo, ya te gustarÃa MARICÓN.
Comment by Darwin1889
August 14th, 2008 at 9:30 am
¿Odiar a cataluña es sinónimo de ser franquista? Mamarrachos catalanes, niñatos, que vais de listo y vivÃs con papá y mamá chupando de la teta y la polla aún.
Más emancisparse de casita de los papis y menos independencia estatal, que es muy fácil pedirla.
Ojalá se mueran todos los catalanes, el mundo estarÃa mejor sin ellos.
Comment by Miia
August 14th, 2008 at 9:40 am
…from ‘there’s something about mary’.
Comment by winnie
August 14th, 2008 at 10:04 am
sorry that a guy needs to get off that way!! where are all the horney chicks?
Comment by ack
August 14th, 2008 at 10:09 am
why do you measure your friends penises?
Comment by acks
August 14th, 2008 at 10:11 am
my penis much like the universe has no boundaries
Comment by Dawizz
August 14th, 2008 at 11:02 am
C`est la vie, chinese people are really dumb,but one can`t blame the guy,woman are realy hard to conquer…a bench doesn´t ask you to remember her birhtday,or ask for chocolate & flowers.I think it´s the season the hot and humid climate,the guy saw and opportunity and he took it.
Comment by the ghetto
August 14th, 2008 at 11:05 am
LOL ROFLMAO
Comment by Becky
August 14th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Probably thought he could get leverage and pull himself out if he could brace his feet somewhere.
Comment by Becky
August 14th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Here’s what I’m wondering: he’s face down with his whatever sized erection stuck through a hole in the bench. The second picture shows them loading him into the ambulance face down. What did they do with his penis in the mean time, prop him up with it?
Comment by Le Xing
August 14th, 2008 at 11:52 am
let me now it
Comment by ertet
August 14th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
yea but he got REALLY stuck meaning that he’s a lot bigger
Comment by ertet
August 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
he went in it soft….you could have got into the hole if you were soft no matter your size..then he got horny and stuck..as would you or anyone…
Comment by Bananabones
August 14th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Yea, but an hour later, he’s just gonna want to do it again.
Comment by Bananabones
August 14th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
“I was practicing my aim by peeing in the holes, when, all of a sudden, a monsoon threw me facedown onto the bench. It then lifted me up a couple inches…threw me back down…lifted me up…threw me down…”
Comment by Drinckie
August 14th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
LMAO!!!
Comment by megal
August 14th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Good one to pass on.
Comment by tranc3
August 14th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Guess they don’t have ice there.
Comment by JULIA
August 14th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
HE IS SICK LOR…
Comment by Kittia003
August 14th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
I’m not sure wether to laugh or be disgusted :\
Comment by karon
August 15th, 2008 at 5:12 am
too much viagra?
Comment by abc
August 15th, 2008 at 7:27 am
People, it is not funny.
Apparently you people did not read the article properly.
It said “The lonely and disturbed man..” The key word is DISTRUBED, so he is not normal and does not behave in a normal and rational manner so it is not funny for a disturbed person to be doing something out of the ordinary. Please do not laugh at someone’s mistake or downfall and call them “stupid” or “dumb”.
Comment by Vince
August 15th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Hahahahaha. Wow man. Great way to celebrate the Olympics. How about next Olympics you go celebrate by fisting a beehive.
Comment by maurice
August 15th, 2008 at 11:11 am
)))))
Comment by Limey
August 15th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Reminds me of this English sheep-shagger who was caught last month in London with a Sheep, on the south east news.
Comment by TOMM
August 15th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
So…. does the bench have a date for next fri night?
Comment by CHINAMAN
August 15th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
LOL? STUpid im 16 and im 7”9 , ill hit 8 soon
Comment by Me
August 15th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
You dont start measuring at your asshole!
Comment by AHAHAHAAA PRICELESS
August 16th, 2008 at 1:54 am
Ohoho dis bencha alookie gooda.. alemme jus see….. hmm hmmph.. ah ya.. der we go.. oooh yah.. you lika dat don you bish.. mi 2 incha a hard cock.. yeeaa… ok me done.. gotta go…………… oh no.. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
LMAO ROFL
AHAHA XD
Comment by Chalkie
August 16th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Aye, saw Wombat (RSD) and Philman (PS) doing a dare comp at the Roundhouse in Brisbane of the exactly same thing – sick man…
Comment by NiftyG
August 16th, 2008 at 5:27 am
OH.MY.GOD.
That guy has serious issues….
Comment by J.
August 16th, 2008 at 7:08 am
X-Men would
Comment by nacho
August 16th, 2008 at 9:24 am
lolololol, this guy should be banned from Korea cause he demonstrated that asian pennis (or at least korean ones) are quite small, how the hell could he introduce a normal prick into that little hole???
Comment by YAUYIN
August 16th, 2008 at 9:24 am
He claimed that he was doing sit up on the bench, strangely, his trouser zip was opened, and his penis fall in the hole. Then, he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
xD…
I’m come from Hong Kong and sorry for my poor English.
Comment by nacho
August 16th, 2008 at 9:26 am
come on man!! if he is so disturbed he´s not going to read on the Internet, we are just having some fun!! besides, you must be QUITE disturbed to do such a thing!
Comment by LeRd
August 16th, 2008 at 11:10 am
mas tonto y no nace el follabancos
Comment by jaks offalot
August 16th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
ha ha ha his hand must of been tired or his dog ran away
Comment by Roflwaffle
August 16th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Wow . . . XD rofl
Comment by huk
August 16th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
so did he cum or what!?
Comment by bob
August 16th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
OWNED^^^^
Comment by gary noel
August 16th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
don’t try this at home!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by yuck.
August 16th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
lol so many comments.
i saw a vid clip of this and they showed some of his blood on the ground… EEEWWW
Comment by Alucinao
August 17th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Pero cómo pudo meter la pollita allÃ? Si es que a la mayorÃa seguro les resulta imposible meter la polla en estado de flacidez, por ser ésta más ancha que el agujero.
Comment by holluhback
August 17th, 2008 at 1:44 am
Guys actually mesure their shiz?
Comment by holluhback
August 17th, 2008 at 1:56 am
LOL!
Comment by holluhback
August 17th, 2008 at 2:03 am
Shut up.
Comment by Serge
August 17th, 2008 at 3:43 am
Poor guy… yes, that’s something he will never forget. The holes look pretty small to me, I wonder how he managed to “get in”…
…and what a way to celebrate the Olympics!
Comment by T
August 17th, 2008 at 5:42 am
Did he kiss the bench first?
Comment by L
August 17th, 2008 at 6:24 am
hes gotta turn this around, make a webpage about it, then go out and keep putting appendages (penis, fingers, toes, arms, legs) through holes in public places. i swear, he could get famous. preform at birthday parties and circuit city grand openings and maybe even start a sport.
Comment by mike
August 17th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Haber si se va a morir tu puta madre y toda tu puta familia peazo hijo la gran puta. Tu madre se mete el banco entero por el coño y le baila.
tu claro te independizas con el dinero que gana tu puta madre chupando nabos de chinos.
PAYASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment by AnGie
August 17th, 2008 at 11:40 am
LMAO OMG SAD LOOSER -_-
IS THAT HEALTHY THINKING? EWWW
PITTY HE DIDNT GET HIS FINGERS TRAPPED TOO..HE WOULD WOULD HAVE BROKEN WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE BIGGEST LOOSER
OR
PIECE OF STEEL ARTWORK ! HAHA IM CHINESE… ITS SO EMBARASING ><
Comment by AnGie
August 17th, 2008 at 11:42 am
LMAO…..LOL OH GOD IM LAUGHING …… IT HURTS!!!! LOL YOU CRACK ME UP..GOOD ONE!!!
Comment by AnGie
August 17th, 2008 at 11:45 am
HMM I GET WHERE YOUR COMMIN AT.. YOU HAVE A POINT.. BUT DISTURBED DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE MENTAL DISABLITIES….
IF HE IS CAPABLE OF GOIN HOME CALLLIN THE POLICE.. IT AINT COMPLETLY STUPID…
LESSON TO BE REMEMBERED. AND LOL TO OTHERS WHO DONT THINK WITH THEIR HEADS.
Comment by Justin
August 17th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Actually it should be ROR = Raff out Roud
Comment by joe webb
August 17th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
I knew he wasn’t a Brother because a brother would not have been able to penetrate the steel bench in the first place.
Comment by joe webb
August 17th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Can You Imagine if there was an Egyptian Cobra under the bench ready to go for his dick?
Comment by joe webb
August 17th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
He should have done his homework. A car exhaust pipe would have been better.
Comment by chantal lai
August 18th, 2008 at 4:24 am
ROFL! what the hell?
Comment by chantal lai
August 18th, 2008 at 4:24 am
ROFL! ( rolling on floor laughing) what the hell?
Comment by hmmm
August 18th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Poor poor fellow – his penis is so small, that it can antually go through those small wholes..
Comment by Muah
August 18th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Hahaha, he must have a psp..
(pretty small penis)
Comment by Muah
August 18th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
thats hilarious
Comment by Muah
August 18th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
haha
Comment by Muah
August 18th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
You sir are awesome
Comment by Muah
August 18th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Haha..pawned…
Comment by David
August 18th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
LOL “you must have a bucket”.. brilliant!! Made me laugh hard!
Comment by Doggie
August 18th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
LOL I almost pissed myself when I read it on the train in the morning heading for work.
I never thought people can be so stupid… those holes are less than the size of a HK$5 coin. (Yes I’m in HK and everyone here is talking about it still XD)
Comment by Jennnnn
August 19th, 2008 at 6:59 am
but wouldnt it hurt if he moved?
Comment by vikki C.
August 19th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Oh great! next thing we will see is a whole new line of weird Asian sex toys cropping up made to look like outdoor furniture and garden tools… Garden Gnome vibrators, lamp post shaped butt plugs…
Comment by usa
August 19th, 2008 at 10:52 am
only think with their dicks
Comment by Skibe
August 19th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die, and to see the video only made it more hilarious. I have heard about desperate guys, but this takes first place. If I were him I would change my name, move to another country and hide in a cave. Talk about screw up!
Comment by I HATE your face
August 19th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Go to hell, you racist jerk. There are stupid people from every race, and you’re probably the dumbest one of yours.
Comment by ghost rider
August 19th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
sick mother fxxxer. should hav chop off his penis!!! wasted.
Comment by woundthatneverhealed
August 20th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Hole in one
Comment by Maarten
August 20th, 2008 at 8:57 am
LOL this was also in the belgium news paper: het nieuwsblad!
Comment by Dave Smirnoff
August 20th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
That is sad how does he live with himself.
Comment by Lee
August 21st, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I’m from Bognor and can honestly say i’ve never shagged a bench….Yet!
Comment by Hole In Bench
August 21st, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I’m telling ya…when I seen him sit down I was a little iffy about it…he put off a weird vibe….
but as soon as I seen him roll over and undo his pants… I knew was gunna get screwed….
literally….. probably the most embarrassing moment of my life… all the other holes will never let me live this one down…..he may of won the battle but im pretty positive I won the war…..
put that thing near me again and see what happens….
and its still true all asian men are small!!! I obviously know from experience!
Comment by asier
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
well done mate
Comment by Richard
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 am
You must be out of your nutty brain to use your penis in a small hole for fun.
Comment by undeniablynerdy
August 23rd, 2008 at 4:27 am
woow, imagine he ejaculated when they were looking at it
Comment by jake
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Could you imagine if he hadn’t call for help and died on the bench? Funny stuff.
Comment by Ben Tahellanbach
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:32 pm
At least they didn’t havta worry about him slidin offa the thing while they were carreying him into the hospital
Comment by andyqhw
August 25th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
lolololololololololololololololololo
Comment by kate
August 25th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
fortunately, he has choose the bench not any innocence
Comment by the one
August 26th, 2008 at 5:44 am
The hole was exatly 25 MM,,,,, LOL
Comment by ed
August 26th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
WTF! Shagged a bench?! FTW… roflmao
Comment by just wrong
August 27th, 2008 at 5:21 am
changing L to R is for the japanese, not the chinese!
Comment by tanya
August 28th, 2008 at 10:59 am
‘at least he has proved that not all Asian men are small.’ ??? LOL. SERIOUSLY?
Comment by Chucky
August 28th, 2008 at 11:13 am
ROFLMAO, I could never imagine this dude. But enjoy anyway~.
Comment by Ichank
August 28th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
It is a very dangerous sex activity. I have translated it to my local language.
Comment by scotty
August 30th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
it was an act of free will . . . but not until after 4 hours according to the report!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!
Comment by funny shiz
August 31st, 2008 at 5:56 pm
if he had a realy hot cop tht would have made it so much beta
or if tht was were the local prossys hung after a night at work
Comment by Stradivarius
September 1st, 2008 at 4:11 am
i;m not surprised in the very least.
Comment by Skinsy
September 1st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
lol. Poor dude
Its not so much that he tried to fuck a bench and got his shit stuck(thats bad enough).
Its that his dick fit into one of those holes in the first place!
THOSE HOLES ARE TINY!!!!!!
Comment by yeah rite
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
Yeah rite, f**k off..
Comment by WTF
September 2nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Dinner and a movie $40.00
Screwing a bench Priceless
Comment by James
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:25 am
HAHAHAHAHA
Comment by miya
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:44 am
Omg, +1 to him
Comment by artemis
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Once a pervert always a pervert…too bad you haven’t overcome the obsessions brought on by the eroticization of your childhod and by those who were supposed to have looked out after your well-being. Here you are in your 60’s and still finding this twisted stuff interesting. Certainly your obsessions have afffected your own children yet it never stopped you from finding subjects like this interesting. What a waste of talent to be so caught up in your own twisted desires.
Guardian Angel
Comment by danny
September 4th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Must be trying to start a Jackass over there I think
Comment by Jenn
September 5th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
LMFAOWTF LOLOLOLOL
what an idiot T.T
Comment by pertb
September 6th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
poor benches…
Comment by Surfer Dude
September 8th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Man Id like to have a four hour hard on haha They REally Love there Olympics over there haha owww owww ooooo
Comment by SMK
September 14th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Baka -_-
Comment by Honeydew
September 15th, 2008 at 4:50 am
lol lol lol lol lol lol . it’s so retarded. HAHAHAHAH. LOLOLOLOL
Comment by mOin
September 15th, 2008 at 5:46 am
av nevA heard anythin wierd than that…thatZ a stupid….hahaa…..a silly wankar!! lolxx
Comment by Blurrie
September 15th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Hell man.. how can such a dumbass exist on earth~!
wahahahhaa~!
Comment by Paul
September 15th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
You know. This is not a laughing matter. I think the bigger issue here is was it a consenting bench or was it bench rape? Maybe the bench was asking for it by showing too much leg?
Comment by Jam
September 16th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
ROFFLEZ~!!!!! XD
Comment by Darkheart
September 16th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
LOLASO xDDDD
Comment by haigboyz
September 17th, 2008 at 1:00 am
I wonder if dat Jerk Lick e Bench Hole 1st…den he insert it…hehe
Comment by Small but Powerful
September 25th, 2008 at 12:07 am
Wow, i like this nick name… DarkChili !!!
Comment by moonlight
October 20th, 2008 at 10:27 am
omfg dat is hilarious wit ahh daft thing to do omfg ahh wudnt dare imagine if u were stuck lyk dat 4 eva n u had to carry ariund ahh park bench around with u 4 the rest on ur life. also imagine if his penius had to get chopped off omfg dat wud prob hurt n he prob wudnt bee able to hav sex agen unlucky for hym…must bee so embarissing 4 hym lyk…x
Comment by Sandy Nguyen
October 30th, 2008 at 10:01 am
LOL
Comment by manshurin
November 18th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
good
Comment by Gay
December 15th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Retarded pervert deserved this.
Comment by ashley
December 29th, 2008 at 1:59 am
geez GUYS WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH U PLP OMGWHO CARE WHAT THE FCK THE SIZE IS OMG THAT IS SO WEIRD OF YOU TO DO THAT GEEZ
ALOT LOT OF US GIRLS DONT FCKIN CARE AND MAYBE U HAVENT NOTICE CUZ U NEVER GET DATES CUZ UR SOOOOOOOO WEIRD OMG
Comment by Curtis Ludlow
January 8th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
that picture says it all. hahahaa.
Comment by OMG
January 15th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Hey Ashley,
Do you really talk like you type? If so, go back to night school.
Comment by John Keir
January 24th, 2009 at 7:08 am
OMG, The poor bench!!!!!!
Comment by Chee
January 24th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
haha
id hate to see the small asians
TINY little wholes
Comment by The Very Reverend Billy D.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
I thought you were supposed to call a Dr. if you had a situation lasting more than four hours…
Comment by Shanteya
January 24th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
LMFAO !!
yes they would.
Comment by Bench Lover
January 25th, 2009 at 3:21 am
Well.. For all of you people out there laughing at what happened to me, I just want to say, SCREW YOU. I had thought that when I got an erection that my penis would still be small enough to slide out easily!!
Comment by Whatever
January 25th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Same thing.
Comment by SilverXD
January 25th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
WTF!?!?
What is wrong with people this days ???
xDDD
Comment by pinky pearl
January 26th, 2009 at 12:50 am
pity poor mannnn..hehehe…sooooo hilarious!….lololollolol!!!!!!!
Comment by AE
January 26th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Lmao! “..at lest this proves that not all asian men are small”
Oh really?!! FFS, did u see the wholes?!
Comment by FLuffeeTalks
January 26th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
At least he made a good story,
Comment by ABC
January 29th, 2009 at 12:53 am
Why did is have to be a white guy? >.> racist.
Comment by ABC
January 29th, 2009 at 1:03 am
ANOTHER RACIST >.>
Comment by ABC
January 29th, 2009 at 1:06 am
I’m putting that on my top ten greatest things about a women. it will be second after boobs. benches don’t have boobs.
Comment by ABC
January 29th, 2009 at 1:08 am
and steel oohhh yummy.
Comment by ABC
January 29th, 2009 at 1:23 am
the hooker must have up’ed her fee to 6 dollars. And well the bench was free..
Comment by bill
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
This joke pretty much sums up ignorant racists – Morons who don’t understand what they are talking about.
Comment by franco
February 4th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
and i thought Asian’s were already tight …lol
Comment by Just Human
February 9th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Geez, there are so many men who have responded here seem to have “penis” on their mind when the write or talk. Are these people all Homos perhaps?? Where are the heterosexuals anymore??
Comment by OceanBlue
February 9th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Probably Not as disgusting as you, loser.
My guess is that you belong to a civilization who eats with his bare hands (fresh from buttocks-wiping) until just a few hundred years ago.
Comment by bleh
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:34 pm
uh. this guy isnt korean
Comment by Jay Jay
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:26 pm
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol… he must have a BIG “penis”lol lol lol..
Comment by Jay Jay
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:28 pm
that man most coludnt get none from his “GURL” last night:P lol lol
Comment by raj
March 19th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
come on men i knw ur dum but not to this extnd.ur stupid until cannot stupid anymore.
Comment by anon
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:46 pm
learn to troll newfag
Comment by vinni
March 23rd, 2009 at 6:50 pm
mabey….- people should not put there dick in a park bench hole, either get a bird or give up trying!! : P
Comment by Lance
April 9th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
LMFAOOOOOO
Comment by Yin Huang
April 15th, 2009 at 4:22 am
Making china proud…yeah! xD
Comment by rabbs
May 12th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Bloody Dumb A**. He shud have rather made a hole in ground…..
Comment by alicelockhart
May 25th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
owch! lmao
Comment by Mijonju
June 16th, 2009 at 8:46 am
hahhaha!!!.. so horny he tried to hump a metal bench!
Comment by memadman
June 24th, 2009 at 2:55 am
This is like the one with handcuffs. He suffer enough!
Comment by memadman
June 24th, 2009 at 2:56 am
Must have been a good idea at first !
Comment by memadman
June 24th, 2009 at 2:58 am
I am happy for you !!! Stereotyping is a hate crime.
Comment by CreAtive
June 25th, 2009 at 8:24 am
WTF! JOKER!
Comment by memadman
June 25th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Use Vaseline next time stupid !!!
Comment by memadman
June 25th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I would have split that bench in half !!!
Comment by Lisa
August 12th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
i'll never look at those excersizing benches the same way again XD
Comment by fcsdnkldznv
August 25th, 2009 at 1:59 am
i would have wated and lost my errection lol
Comment by yiqiW
September 10th, 2009 at 5:29 am
Although what this man did is disturbing and down right, wrong. He had his reasons, no matter how sad they were. Least he did the right thing and called the cops….
In anycase:
1.Comment by Yeah Right
August 9th, 2008 at 3:58 am
Asians are disgusting freaks.
Yeah. I said it.
You did understand the term ‘asians’ refers to Koreans, Middle Easterns, Chinese, Japanese and even Russians as all these countries/continents are placed in Asia. ‘Yeah Right’ Please elaborate on how asians are disgusting freaks. Do you solely believe it is only asians who do things like this? Worser and more disgusting things are rapes and indecent assualt on underaged kids, which are more often performed by those who arent ‘asian’
And on:
1.Comment by I HATE China
August 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Typical of a stupid Chinaman. What they didn’t say in the article is that Xian had smeared a dead fish all over the bench and rubbed lip-stick around one of the holes at the top and put a wig on it. Chinese, you have to love them
*Section 9 of the PRCA, don’t hack my computer because I hate China.
Its good to know that you hate a country.
Comment by bill
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
This joke pretty much sums up ignorant racists – Morons who don’t understand what they are talking about.
finally someone who has sense and arent the least bit interested in talking about their genital area.
Comment by Fluffee:::
October 17th, 2009 at 10:26 am
fuckin horny jackass
Comment by anon
October 20th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Last time I checked it was public indecency to masturbate in public anyway.
Comment by homer
October 20th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
her husband is probably only 1 cm thick though. LOL
Comment by drummet
November 9th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
he's so…small lol
Comment by Matt~
November 16th, 2009 at 2:24 am
Kinda like you do in Linkin Park in Chicago at 4:00 AM and u can easily take it out cuz it doesnt get stuck because its so small. shit on
Comment by Wang
November 17th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Who has not wanted to do this in Hong Kong?