Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Posted on August 7, 2008

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench picture

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench picture

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench picture

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench picture

(link)

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench picture
Mui Mui is another of our wonderful, yet weird, editors who also is a well established world traveler. Born in Asia, Mui Mui is our expert on whether the articles we publish remain appropriate and not offensive in nature. Mui Mui’s favorite place is Italy where she spent 4 years and eventually fell in love with.
« Go to post archive
352 comments
Sam McMaster
Sam McMaster

And the Darwin award goes to this dick (pun intended).

N/A
N/A

Peniz got stuck bitch! I dare you to try that again!

silver pandora beads
silver pandora beads

Thanks for taking the time to discuss and share this with us, I for one feel strongly about it and really enjoyed learning more about this topic. I can see that you possess a degree of expertise on this subject, I would very a lot like to hear much more from you on this subject matter – I have bookmarked this page and will return soon to hear additional about it.

uoften
uoften

Buy Electronics Gadgets, Cheap Electronics Gadgets, Wholesale Electronics Gadgets, Electronics Gadgets on sale. <a href="http://www.uoften.com" target="_blank">www.uoften.com

chanel bags online
chanel bags online

chanel bags outlet online You expect the celebrities to have hairstyles that are trendy, even trend-setting. For a start, they have access to top hair professionals, and money to buy all the best hair products and treatments available. If you're wondering what hairstyle is in fashion, then looking at celebrity hairstyles is a good place to begin.However, there are some things to consider before you copy that celebrity hairstyle: Do you have a team of hair professionals on call to tidy up your hair at a moment's notice? Chanel Heels If not, don't expect your hairstyle to remain looking fabulous all day. If you like the look of a particular celebrity hairstyle, ask your hairstylist how much work is involved in producing the end result. Then check with yourself if you have the time for the blow-drying, curling, straightening, sculpturing etc. For example, the Jennifer Aniston look requires two sets of conditioning to straighten the hair, then shaping gel and calming serum, finishing with the use of the flat iron. If you don't have time for this type of routine, go for something that looks great but doesn't need a lot of fuss and bother to get it looking good.chanel outlet online

Jason Esteban
Jason Esteban

Seriously who fucks benches?? How did he get aroused

Tim4545
Tim4545

If he lost it ,he better died.How could the man can survive with it?

morgana
morgana

sexy i might join him lol

Layla
Layla

Can you imagin? Him at Lazyboy fucking a Recliner chair? LOL! Chairs and benches turn him on do I need to say more?

pen
pen

i think the hole at the bench is still virgin....LOL!!!

ndrew
ndrew

oh, i can't imagine that..

ken
ken

how the heck did he STAY aroused? Should the fear have caused him to droop?!

Aznator
Aznator

The sad thing is that the bench never called him back.

NiteClerk
NiteClerk

Seeing how small the holes in the bench are, he didn't have much to lose.

car seats
car seats

The Chinaman is not the issue here Dude.

ur moma
ur moma

holy crap dude!!! u screwed a bench nasty!!

Haykakan
Haykakan

ROFLMFAO!!!!!! wow hahahahahahahhahah

tropiscan
tropiscan

idiot reminds me of American Pie 2 where a guy gets his hand glued to his penis .

lolgirk
lolgirk

thats stupid....which also means he had a wide dick lol sorry

lol
lol

whattt a fukkk dickkkk , he must of thought if i do this i best make sure first hes dick git stuck i would be in creasesssssss on the floor pissing masennnn what a wankerrr !!!!!!!!!!!

nate
nate

those are some really small holes

Racheal
Racheal

just goes to show you most Men will hump anything when they are horney LOL...

ldii
ldii

the funniest occurrence I've ever found. I'm so sorry.

ldii
ldii

The most peculiar and ashamed manner I've ever seen. I'm so sorry

Karen
Karen

Oh no, I'd better not let my boyfriend see this because he'll only have nightmares. On the other hand, perhaps I should so that he doesn't do anything so stupid!

Wang
Wang

Who has not wanted to do this in Hong Kong?

fcsdnkldznv
fcsdnkldznv

i would have wated and lost my errection lol

Lisa
Lisa

i'll never look at those excersizing benches the same way again XD

memadman
memadman

Use Vaseline next time stupid !!!

memadman
memadman

This is like the one with handcuffs. He suffer enough!

Mijonju
Mijonju

hahhaha!!!.. so horny he tried to hump a metal bench!

rabbs
rabbs

Bloody Dumb A**. He shud have rather made a hole in ground.....

Yin Huang
Yin Huang

Making china proud...yeah! xD

Matt~
Matt~

Kinda like you do in Linkin Park in Chicago at 4:00 AM and u can easily take it out cuz it doesnt get stuck because its so small. shit on