Guards Go Stiff at Local Army Base

Posted on July 26, 2008

I have heard stories about local police departments using empty parked cruisers to scare drivers into obeying the speed limit, but this is the first I have heard of an Army base pulling the same trick.

Locals in TaoYuan Province, Taiwan, noticed that the guards around a local Army base always seemed to stand in the same position without moving.

Guards Go Stiff at Local Army Base picture

Curious, some locals went in closer to inspect the soldiers and were shocked at what they found.

Guards Go Stiff at Local Army Base picture

The soldiers were actually dummies dressed up as soldiers and armed with fake rifles.

As the news spread, many locals began visiting the Army base to see the fake soldiers.

An official from the base explained that the reason they assigned fake soldiers to posts was due to a manpower shortage. They figured the fake soldiers would be sufficient in scaring away any attackers.

The Army base has now removed the dummy soldiers after being harshly criticized for the “ridiculous act”.

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Guards Go Stiff at Local Army Base picture
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17 comments
Lol_intenets
Lol_intenets

What's even funnier is the thought that an army base would be short of SOLDIERS!

dk
dk

i would love to deploy these dummies as my guard at the gate XD how much does it cost? O_o

Danny Harper
Danny Harper

When I was at Al Asad Marine Air Base in Iraq the outer gaurd towers were manned with plywood dummy Marines armed with black pipes for weepons. Only every 4th tower had actual Marines. Anether deed giveaway was that porta-potties were only present at the gaurd towers with live Marines. The Marines put up signs no photagraphing the dummies or wrecked F-15 sitting in the junkyard.

Archer
Archer

Ummm, i understand that members of the United States Marine Corps are trained to be killers not spellers... but wow! Many bases over there do the same thing, however most [non-marine...?] at least rotate the manned towers and have porta-johns at every tower... Just a comment...

Jay Reilly
Jay Reilly

Be an army of one, dummy! Be an army of one dummy!

Alex
Alex

That's what our imperial army will consist of. As long as no one knows, it's just as good as a real one.

Q
Q

that's just the security stand in the picture, not the whole army base and definately not an outhouse dumbass

LaZyLion
LaZyLion

army base? looks like a freakin outhouse!

Q
Q

thats just the security stand in the picture, not the whole army base and definitely not an outhouse dumb

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Mr Hands
Mr Hands

If it's going to be this kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatos

DARKWING DUCK
DARKWING DUCK

Hey, what kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker

Fokjou
Fokjou

Jeezis man..one hooker will do...and we can drink her blood to get high off, afterwards...