Male Geeks Finally Get Robot Girlfriends
“She’s very lovable and though she’s not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend.”
After years of Sci-Fi films where technology has advanced enough to satisfy our need for love and sex, we are finally starting to see the fantasy become a reality with the release of Japan’s robotic girlfriend.
EMA, Eternal Maiden Actualization, produced by Sega Toys, is 15 inches tall and kisses on command, which is a lot better than the recent release of cell phone robotic friends.
“Strong, tough and battle-ready are some of the words often associated with robots, but we wanted to break that stereotype and provide a robot that’s sweet and interactive,” said Minako Sakanoue, a spokeswoman for the maker, Sega Toys.
Using her infrared sensors and battery power, the EMA enters into a sort of “love mode” and will pucker up to kiss any nearby human heads. She can also walk and dance when in the presence of another human being.
The EMA robot will go on sale in September for around $175 and will be targeted towards lonely adult men. Sega is hoping to sell over 10,000 units in the first year.
It is shocking, with the amount of full size robots being developed and how real looking the romantic dolls are, that they did not create a larger and more life-like version than they did.
I guess they figure if they could afford to pay for a life size one, then they probably don’t need it.
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May be Nappster can this robots
lol
I Dated a Robot
You’ve got metal fever boy!
I’ve got a friend named fry. He’s a pretty cool guy. Rip out his lungs and he might well die. If there’s two things he’s not its a cool robot and the emperor of France.
After you marry them is when they become robots!
someone got burned
What if u come home one day and find ur Robot cheating on u and getting freaky with the toaster…or ur ipod or cell phone? with so much technology these days around ur house u cant trust a g/f robot to not have a love affair while ur away!
This is retarted……………
ya it is
That guy is hot
lolololol i agree
SO the gf problem is still hard to solve, as a geek, at the moment you decide to date a robot, women start to think you’re hot, leaving you with the choice of two.
Cliche: Women.
Or three
Maybe they’re keeping them small until we’re sure we can trust them not to go “Westworld” on consumers.
Your post is cool and gives away your age. lol
Though, I think postal would have been a better word.
It is an interesting time we live in that’s for sure…
Lol how old is he? I cant tell.
congradulations on the start of the fall of humanity (^_^)
if real girlfriend and boyfriend robots are invented…
we are gonna be soooo screwed….
i dont know might cut down on the idiots in the world, ah darwin maybe you havent failed me.
uh.. except it won’t be us humans that will be “screwed”
thinks of the futurama episode where they’re overrun by human-dating robots
robot children dey will make……
I have one question only ……..wheres its Vagina?
vim /etc/robogirl.conf
Edit the line:
OptionalExtras False
to:
OptionalExtras True
And remove the comment from this line:
#DontRefuseUglyGuys
HA~ CLASSIC
aww…that was nice..
CLASSIC!
I always like code based replies.
dono its usuall betwine the legs;).
You are a true geek if you don’t know where a vagina is!!!
That’s a $59.99 addition. It’s packaged seprately.
ur an idiot pay atenton in health class
kitty? why don’t you just leave already??
since you’re just too smart or classy to read such garbage.
lol if she does have one, if u do her, will you get shocked???
better to feed a lot then grow her same size as him.
I think they make them small because asian guys, well……
Ouch..but true. LAMO!!!
maybe they thought by keeping her small and less life-like it would take some of the creepiness out of her purchasers.
won’t work, though. eew….
Chi cannot be touched there!
Chi turns on, Chi turns off, Chi turns on…
Hahaha.
I’ll make it kiss my….
She kisses on command…..wonder what else she does??? And why isnt there a MALE robot for the “lonely ladies” out there???
They already have robot companions for females… They are already sold in adult stores and they vibrate!
There is only they don’t have arms or legs. They take batteries and only say
HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Iam just jealous.
hahaha! only for morons.
No more loney night
Wait till the U.S. government starts complaining about robot humanoid traffiking. Underage robots being abused by perverts!
yea but underage is the beat
best
wow if that is what drives the human race is sex and war we are all geting taken for a roll in the hay. but cool on the bot now we can kick them out of the chat rooms.
LMMFAO. This made my day xDD
I’d tap that robot o.o
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I know all of you would too
Dont deny D:<
HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
1)Is there a built in pussy alarm package?… you know so when i go to work and she stays home, I wouldnt want my mail man tampering with my $175 investment LMFAO…..
2)What about augmentation options? I would want a voluptuous robot girlfriend…..
3)Can I get it to do girl on robot action? 8P
4)Are there plans for an anal package?
5) Will she cook and clean?
and
6) If i hit the wrong hole am i in for a “shockingly” good time?
“Male robot for lonely ladies”? I think they call those vibrators.
pretty cool Sega. I bet they sell more that 10,000 in the first year.
Why are you buying 10,000?
can build in a small electric motor, lithium powered, in the head stock and attach it to a jell like substance used in making fake worms for bait…should be able to get some tongue darting actions … what do you guys and gal think…would it sell in America?
u guys r weird just don try to be kool be urself
Seems to have more personality than most women.
im going to say this yo all men who agree ur all asses
and again from the peanut gallery…..
scram kitty.
ur a jurk !!!!!!!!!!
thats realy weird and creepy
that is soooooooo true
This just proves that some people have way too much time on their hands to not only develop, but to actually carry out a relationship with a robot. Wow! I am certainly glad that I live in California—-Single—-and dating very “real” women.
Hey—-if you came out to California and saw the “Most Beautiful” Women in the world—-you would definitely toss your robot……Guaranteed!
I’ve been to California and I wouldn’t describe the women as real or with personalities…
I would sell them in my adult store-$$$$
Could a “robot bill of rights” be more than 50 years away?
Just because it is called robot girlfriend, it does not make it a sex bot or sex doll. U guys are nuts, think about it, it is a freaking AI operated robot, u should all learn how to appreciate, damn it. I would not make fun of it. By the way, it is ‘it’, not ’she’.
Wow, you chicks will even defend your robot sisters…..
Now that’s loyalty
The movie Saturn 3 comes to mind…
Robot girlfriends check it out
gosh i knew they wer gonna make something up like this because of all the singles in the world there lonely …..but a robot!? thats the best they could do!?
Chii loves Hideki…
wtf she kisses and dances….my dog dose that who the hell would buy this mabey if she had a ipod hookup and ocasionlay told you she loved you or mabey if should was a uneversal remote who was voice comanned for chanel changing id buy her but outher than that u damn asians can take ur mini plastic kisses and put them in your mini…..
ghhj
K
Okay let me just start by saying you guys are freeks!!!
And you better not bring that robot shit into America…
Cuz that is just bull shit! If you need a girl that much…
By a stripper or a prostatute ar some thing god you…
Guys are freaking weird well im gonna go im getting…
Really creeped out okay bye bye hope this thing…
Never SELLS!!! go to hell All of you Asians…
please tell me you haven’t reproduced yet
shut up please, with this kind of comments the men go away from us.
Lossers all of you who like this thats all i have to say it is just down right creepy just thinking about it gives me the creeps
Nikole,
Thanks for your insight, seems your personality is shallower than the robots with comments like “go to hell All of you Asians”. Thats probably why the guys want this piece of trash, finding it more appealing than gals like you.
id tap that
Er, I wouldn’t want to be the repair man for it. Might be alittle to icky.
wat da—???
looks like da geeks & nerds r not gana lonely anymore…..lol
the world is getting better n weirder at the same time..hahah XD
Wow, he made himself a dolly. $5 says eventually he sodomizes himself with it. It’s just a matter of time.
Wronery Guy: I ruv roo, Robotina
Robotina: I ruuuuuuuggghhhhh….
*climax*
*melt-down*
where and when , i can buy it?
it doesnt even look like a girl. it looks like a penguin with a huge bust. and besides, if you cant get a girl then you better start searching. i honestly dont think if you’re making love to a robot you’re going to be less lonely
solipsist!
your brazen fedora, a siberian grange movement
i have not the heart to tell orval faubus
is this an expert? i have no tongue to depress
there is a referee in my referral
refer a ref to a rep of a representative, right now!
oh great brown tick, detach from my eyelids
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