Business School Names Monkey God as Chairman

Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in Lucknow, the capital of Uttar Pradesh, India, was looking for a chairman.

The position offered an incense-filled office, computer equipment and internet, as well as a strict rule that all visitors must enter barefoot and worship the chairman.

The school felt that Hanuman, a revered Hindu monkey god known for his strength and valor, would be a good fit for the position.

“It is our belief that any job that has the blessings of Lord Hanuman is bound to be a success.”

It is widely known that Hanuman has the ability to leap oceans, lift mountains, kill demons, and save kidnapped princesses, but it is unknown how he will do as chairman of a business school.

“When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him.”

We wish Hanuman luck in his new position and feel confident he will keep the school prosperous… or destroy everyone responsible for it’s failure. Either way it is a win for the legendary monkey god.

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By Sun Tzu on 09-06-2008