Business School Names Monkey God as Chairman
Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in Lucknow, the capital of Uttar Pradesh, India, was looking for a chairman.
The position offered an incense-filled office, computer equipment and internet, as well as a strict rule that all visitors must enter barefoot and worship the chairman.
The school felt that Hanuman, a revered Hindu monkey god known for his strength and valor, would be a good fit for the position.

“It is our belief that any job that has the blessings of Lord Hanuman is bound to be a success.”
It is widely known that Hanuman has the ability to leap oceans, lift mountains, kill demons, and save kidnapped princesses, but it is unknown how he will do as chairman of a business school.
“When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him.”
We wish Hanuman luck in his new position and feel confident he will keep the school prosperous… or destroy everyone responsible for it’s failure. Either way it is a win for the legendary monkey god.
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By Sun Tzu on 09-06-2008


Comment by nya
June 9th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
lame
Comment by darkwing duck
June 9th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Journey to the West
Comment by spigok
June 9th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Will they pay him banana wages?
Comment by web design company
June 10th, 2008 at 4:36 am
I’m gonna go ahead and say this is the best headline ever.
Comment by satria
June 10th, 2008 at 6:20 am
why they didn’t choose Ganesa, knowledge God in hindu
Comment by gb
June 10th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
well, it is monkey business after all.
Comment by Joanna
June 10th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
….aaaaawwwwwkward!
Comment by sultan_azteca
June 11th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
“Mr. Hanuman took the position at Sardar Bhagat Singh College after rejecting insistent offers from GM and Ford, which found him as the perfect candidate to continue their long tradition of manning their head office positions with hairy-chested, primal-thinking apes.”
Comment by Luigi
July 26th, 2008 at 5:29 am
are YOU going to tell him that you just couldn’t get the project done on time because you ran out of time? I DON’T THINK SO!!!
Comment by saint23in
November 10th, 2009 at 10:08 am
You all will know once this yug ends.. None of we are going to survive except good soul's.