Business School Names Monkey God as Chairman
Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in Lucknow, the capital of Uttar Pradesh, India, was looking for a chairman.
The position offered an incense-filled office, computer equipment and internet, as well as a strict rule that all visitors must enter barefoot and worship the chairman.
The school felt that Hanuman, a revered Hindu monkey god known for his strength and valor, would be a good fit for the position.
“It is our belief that any job that has the blessings of Lord Hanuman is bound to be a success.”
It is widely known that Hanuman has the ability to leap oceans, lift mountains, kill demons, and save kidnapped princesses, but it is unknown how he will do as chairman of a business school.
“When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him.”
We wish Hanuman luck in his new position and feel confident he will keep the school prosperous… or destroy everyone responsible for it’s failure. Either way it is a win for the legendary monkey god.
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lame
Journey to the West
Will they pay him banana wages?
I’m gonna go ahead and say this is the best headline ever.
why they didn’t choose Ganesa, knowledge God in hindu
well, it is monkey business after all.
….aaaaawwwwwkward!
“Mr. Hanuman took the position at Sardar Bhagat Singh College after rejecting insistent offers from GM and Ford, which found him as the perfect candidate to continue their long tradition of manning their head office positions with hairy-chested, primal-thinking apes.”
are YOU going to tell him that you just couldn’t get the project done on time because you ran out of time? I DON’T THINK SO!!!