Essential English Learning for Japanese Girls [NSFW]

If your Japanese or have a Japanese friend who is dying to learn a little more English to help you out in those special situations, then we have the solution for you.

These short lessons will introduce a line of vocabulary every English speaking guy will appreciate.

All about the Head:

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Getting into the Flow:

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Patience is a virtue:

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Felling Horny?

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Ahhh… Your Good

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Now that you have completed the lessons above we hope you will take that extra step and try them out in real life conversation. Nothing will help you really learn these English lessons like some real world application.

Guys… Your Welcome.

By Sun Tzu on 27-05-2008

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Comments (22)

  1. Comment by pataPata

    May 27th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Where’s your head at?!

  2. Comment by e

    May 27th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    hooray for Vermillion Pleasure Nights

  3. Comment by cool

    May 27th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    OMG…. speachless…

  4. Comment by sick

    May 27th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    dang.. these japs r crazy… i tell u all of em r messed up in da head!!!

  5. Comment by darkwing duck

    May 27th, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    Wa Wa Wee Wa

    Why is it that Elvis is dead but I’m in hell?

  6. Comment by sultan_azteca

    May 28th, 2008 at 8:22 am

    How would I react if I ever met a girl showing a big wide smile, inviting me kindly to sit down, asking the traditional “how are you?”, adding a cheerful “GOOD!!!” when I inform her that I am ok, and saying to me next “I feel hornier than a bitch on heat” with a friendly, inoffensive smile????
    “Huh??? Are you on drugs or sumthin? oh, I know! you got AIDS!!! waaahhhhh!!!!!”

  7. Comment by Toshi!

    June 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am

    its me! the lucky guy toshi!

  8. Comment by tatsumi

    June 20th, 2008 at 5:50 am

    ..,i give good head …. alright …

  9. Comment by tatsumi

    June 20th, 2008 at 5:50 am

    ..,hi totchi!!

  10. Comment by Luigi

    July 26th, 2008 at 5:41 am

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA…….there IS a GOD! WOMAN, I KNOW I’M GOOD, DAMN GOOD BABY!!! I have GOT to get to Japan!

  11. Comment by nukers

    August 13th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    Alright, good job generalizing a whole country as one thing.

  12. Comment by Supa

    November 24th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    YOU MAKE MY JUICES FRO!!!

  13. Comment by Chelsey

    November 26th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    hahaha,
    i laughed SO hard at this.
    so ridiculous….
    especially when you can understand the Japanese!

  14. Comment by Brook

    November 29th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    You know if actually there was only a hot thin faced japanese girl with nice brows that would actually say this to me… if only..imagine.

  15. Comment by design

    December 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 am

    “you make my juices frow.”

  16. Comment by ryan

    December 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 am

    This is what the long term effects of nuclear weapons use look like.

  17. Comment by the.king

    December 23rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Must… go… to… Japan.

  18. Comment by Bruddah Noomsay

    December 25th, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    C’mon toshi c’mooooooon toshi! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

  19. Comment by Toshi!

    January 14th, 2009 at 2:38 pm

    It is heat with a T at the end, if you are going to say it, Say it right!

  20. Comment by Rena rice

    January 14th, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    some one lay me out straight

  21. Comment by DeviousOne

    January 18th, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    “My grandmother gives good head.” OH GOD! x_X

  22. Comment by Hilary -Hirari

    January 23rd, 2009 at 12:27 am

    I’m in the jmp (Japanese magnet program)and I’ve been studying Japanese for almost 13 years. this made me the happiest person ever! this is just too funny for words man. oh and japan really is pretty damn crazy, I’ve been there twice and have seem some weird ass things, but thats why I adore it!

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