Essential English Learning for Japanese Girls [NSFW]
If your Japanese or have a Japanese friend who is dying to learn a little more English to help you out in those special situations, then we have the solution for you.
These short lessons will introduce a line of vocabulary every English speaking guy will appreciate.
All about the Head:

Getting into the Flow:
Patience is a virtue:
Felling Horny?
Ahhh… Your Good
Now that you have completed the lessons above we hope you will take that extra step and try them out in real life conversation. Nothing will help you really learn these English lessons like some real world application.
Guys… Your Welcome.
By Sun Tzu on 27-05-2008



Comment by pataPata
May 27th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Where’s your head at?!
Comment by e
May 27th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
hooray for Vermillion Pleasure Nights
Comment by cool
May 27th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
OMG…. speachless…
Comment by sick
May 27th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
dang.. these japs r crazy… i tell u all of em r messed up in da head!!!
Comment by darkwing duck
May 27th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Wa Wa Wee Wa
Why is it that Elvis is dead but I’m in hell?
Comment by sultan_azteca
May 28th, 2008 at 8:22 am
How would I react if I ever met a girl showing a big wide smile, inviting me kindly to sit down, asking the traditional “how are you?”, adding a cheerful “GOOD!!!” when I inform her that I am ok, and saying to me next “I feel hornier than a bitch on heat” with a friendly, inoffensive smile????
“Huh??? Are you on drugs or sumthin? oh, I know! you got AIDS!!! waaahhhhh!!!!!”
Comment by Toshi!
June 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am
its me! the lucky guy toshi!
Comment by tatsumi
June 20th, 2008 at 5:50 am
..,i give good head …. alright …
Comment by tatsumi
June 20th, 2008 at 5:50 am
..,hi totchi!!
Comment by Luigi
July 26th, 2008 at 5:41 am
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA…….there IS a GOD! WOMAN, I KNOW I’M GOOD, DAMN GOOD BABY!!! I have GOT to get to Japan!
Comment by nukers
August 13th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Alright, good job generalizing a whole country as one thing.
Comment by Supa
November 24th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
YOU MAKE MY JUICES FRO!!!
Comment by Chelsey
November 26th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
hahaha,
i laughed SO hard at this.
so ridiculous….
especially when you can understand the Japanese!
Comment by Brook
November 29th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
You know if actually there was only a hot thin faced japanese girl with nice brows that would actually say this to me… if only..imagine.
Comment by design
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
“you make my juices frow.”
Comment by ryan
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
This is what the long term effects of nuclear weapons use look like.
Comment by the.king
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Must… go… to… Japan.
Comment by Bruddah Noomsay
December 25th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
C’mon toshi c’mooooooon toshi! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Comment by Toshi!
January 14th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
It is heat with a T at the end, if you are going to say it, Say it right!
Comment by Rena rice
January 14th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
some one lay me out straight
Comment by DeviousOne
January 18th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
“My grandmother gives good head.” OH GOD! x_X
Comment by Hilary -Hirari
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:27 am
I’m in the jmp (Japanese magnet program)and I’ve been studying Japanese for almost 13 years. this made me the happiest person ever! this is just too funny for words man. oh and japan really is pretty damn crazy, I’ve been there twice and have seem some weird ass things, but thats why I adore it!