Mother Nature: Bringing Sexy Back
Ever since Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”, we knew plants could get it on.
Many years later, Mother Nature is showing a definite urge to bring her sexy back.
Inevitably some people will always tend to take their love for Mother Nature’s sexy offspring too far.
Various people throughout time have had sexual fetishes that include the use of fruit and vegetables. Some choose to avoid having real relationships with people that involve eventual let down and pain, while others are just really into mother nature.
Loving nature can have some dangers though and some countries have even decided to put warning labels on certain fruits and vegetables to limit the number of hospital visits they are receiving.
Among the list of unsavory produce on the Government’s hit list are courgettes, cucumbers, bananas, carrots and squashes, which will have to carry a Goverment Health warning that: ‘improper use is liable to corrupt and deprave, and may lead to surgical intervention’.
The banana and cucumber are so popular and enjoyed, that they even made those into vibrators.
Can’t decide between a fruit or a vegetable?
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By Sun Tzu on 18-05-2008
Comment by Sm4ll
May 19th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Wow…Totally weird
Comment by Blake
May 19th, 2008 at 10:04 am
The government health warning is satire.
Comment by Heather
May 19th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
People these days… Of all things, why a cucumber??? Isn’t a penis good enough?
Comment by DARKWING DUCK
May 19th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Ooh baby! Is that a nightstick or are you just happy to see me
Comment by trish
May 20th, 2008 at 6:21 am
LOL! Who says the gods don’t have a sense of humor.
Comment by Joyce
May 21st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
people are just WRONG
Comment by Nina
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
This is what i love about this website!! Dirty WEIRD things!!!! HAHAHA
Comment by Sam
December 25th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Whooooaa, i’m amazed women can actually fit those things anywhere.
Comment by Eboni
January 17th, 2009 at 10:29 am
So SO wrong!
Comment by two-faced joel
September 10th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
i dont belive it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!