Mother Nature… Bringing Sexy Back
Ever since Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”, we knew plants could get it on.
Many years later, Mother Nature is showing a definite urge to bring her sexy back.
Inevitably some people will always tend to take their love for Mother Nature’s sexy offspring too far.
Various people throughout time have had sexual fetishes that include the use of fruit and vegetables. Some choose to avoid having real relationships with people that involve eventual let down and pain, while others are just really into mother nature.
Loving nature can have some dangers though and some countries have even decided to put warning labels on certain fruits and vegetables to limit the number of hospital visits they are receiving.
Among the list of unsavory produce on the Government’s hit list are courgettes, cucumbers, bananas, carrots and squashes, which will have to carry a Goverment Health warning that: ‘improper use is liable to corrupt and deprave, and may lead to surgical intervention’.
The banana and cucumber are so popular and enjoyed, that they even made those into vibrators.
Can’t decide between a fruit or a vegetable?
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Wow…Totally weird
The government health warning is satire.
People these days… Of all things, why a cucumber??? Isn’t a penis good enough?
Ooh baby! Is that a nightstick or are you just happy to see me
LOL! Who says the gods don’t have a sense of humor.
people are just WRONG
This is what i love about this website!! Dirty WEIRD things!!!! HAHAHA