5 Principles for Guarding Maiden Chastity
Chinese people, in general, put a lot of faith into catchy, bold, and sometimes prudently whimsical motto’s, proverbs, and slogans. Basically if Confucius has said it, they have memorized it to heart.
Women in particular, have for centuries been subjected to detailed regulation on their moral values, from how they dress, eat, walk, talk to acting emotions according to different occasions.
Chinese authorities however, with the growth of new social norms, realized in order for women to speak and act properly in this new generation, they must come up with new slogans to sustain their tradition of proper manner and behavior.
The result is a 5 step guide, instructing modern teenage girls what to do when caught in a mental or moral dilemma of giving away their virginity.
Five Principles for Guarding Maiden Chastity
1. When being harassed by strangers, one must reprove in harsh tones. Ambiguous response or borderline behaviors are forbidden.
2. When one’s boyfriend tries to break through the last ditch, one must not convey any pleasurable facial expression and the legs must draw tightly close together.
3. When having questions concerning the physiology of the opposite sex, one should look it up in books. One must not wander around late night looking for exposed males.
4. When attending good friends/classmates’ wedding, one should bless the couple whole-heartily. One must not coquettishly wink at the bridegroom or sending flirtatious signals to the best man.
5. If unfortunately one loses her virginity, one must not look as if being blessed with a rebirth or show any gratification on one’s face.
We have never felt a mass book burning was more in order, than after reading this book.
By mooninite on 07-05-2008
Comment by Allen
May 7th, 2008 at 10:35 am
YESSS~ BURN THE BOOK!
BURN IT BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL~
(first comment)
Comment by DARKWING DUCK
May 7th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
If your life was any easier, you’d be in an urn in the ground
Comment by Sultan Azteca
May 8th, 2008 at 7:38 am
When did American fundamentalist conservative Christians start writing books in Mandarin???????
Comment by Ken
May 9th, 2008 at 2:50 am
if American fundamentalist conservative Christians can help translate 1000+ pages bible in every written language conceivable, you don’t think they can come up with 5 pages of “protect the holiest of holies handbook”?
Comment by Work
May 21st, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I don’t think it is that bad O.o
Comment by itsalljustaride
June 8th, 2008 at 10:02 am
“5. If unfortunately one loses her virginity, one must not look as if being blessed with a rebirth or show any gratification on one’s face.”
In other words, that’s exactly what it is, but for heaven’s sake don’t act like it. Mixed messages much? lol.
Comment by Uncle B
January 12th, 2009 at 6:02 am
One in four U.S.girls between ages 14 and 16 have STD’s, a matter of pride for the American male ego, a matter of great shame for the country as a whole! The unfortunate underlying truth of the matter: American girls and boys are force-fed hormone containing meat(beef and pork) in huge amounts and mature sexually very early (10, 11 yrs old!), before the mental maturation even gets started, hence we have female Asian Olympic athletes close to 17 years old, – no periods, no breast development – considered an anomaly by American standards – it is the early developing, hormone forced, unhealthy Americans that are out of step! Asian youths have time, due to differing maturation rates compared to their American counterparts, to get better education, and have a social system that protects them until they are emotionally mature and can make better “life decisions”. Americans have, in the mean time, by breeding like rats, ‘dumbed down’ their schools to the point where their graduates are only capable of routine factory work, which for reasons best left alone, has gone off-shore to Asia! Following America’s lead in anything would be stupid to say the least, considering their current dilemmas!
Comment by V
January 24th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
A lot of people believe that hormones injected to cattle or chickens cause early maturation of consumers’ reproductive system. But hormones that enhance growth are different from hormones related to sexual maturity (testosterone/progesterone/estrogen). The hormones from meat may cause the kids to grow faster (and bigger?) but not in terms of sexual maturation. Most of my friends in primary school (they are Asians) got their first period in year 5 or 6 – 10 or 11 years old, so even we are experiencing the same premature sexual maturity (but we don’t tend to abuse our premature maturity thing by having sex at 12 years old).