5 Principles for Guarding Maiden Chastity

Chinese people, in general, put a lot of faith into catchy, bold, and sometimes prudently whimsical motto’s, proverbs, and slogans. Basically if Confucius has said it, they have memorized it to heart.

Women in particular, have for centuries been subjected to detailed regulation on their moral values, from how they dress, eat, walk, talk to acting emotions according to different occasions.

Chinese authorities however, with the growth of new social norms, realized in order for women to speak and act properly in this new generation, they must come up with new slogans to sustain their tradition of proper manner and behavior.

The result is a 5 step guide, instructing modern teenage girls what to do when caught in a mental or moral dilemma of giving away their virginity.

Five Principles for Guarding Maiden Chastity

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1. When being harassed by strangers, one must reprove in harsh tones. Ambiguous response or borderline behaviors are forbidden.

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2. When one’s boyfriend tries to break through the last ditch, one must not convey any pleasurable facial expression and the legs must draw tightly close together.

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3. When having questions concerning the physiology of the opposite sex, one should look it up in books. One must not wander around late night looking for exposed males.

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4. When attending good friends/classmates’ wedding, one should bless the couple whole-heartily. One must not coquettishly wink at the bridegroom or sending flirtatious signals to the best man.

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5. If unfortunately one loses her virginity, one must not look as if being blessed with a rebirth or show any gratification on one’s face.

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We have never felt a mass book burning was more in order, than after reading this book.

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6 Comments »

Comment by Allen
2008-05-07 10:35:09

YESSS~ BURN THE BOOK!
BURN IT BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL~
(first comment)

 
Comment by DARKWING DUCK
2008-05-07 12:32:27

If your life was any easier, you’d be in an urn in the ground

 
Comment by Sultan Azteca
2008-05-08 07:38:26

When did American fundamentalist conservative Christians start writing books in Mandarin???????

Comment by Ken
2008-05-09 02:50:00

if American fundamentalist conservative Christians can help translate 1000+ pages bible in every written language conceivable, you don’t think they can come up with 5 pages of “protect the holiest of holies handbook”?

 
 
Comment by Work
2008-05-21 19:04:30

I don’t think it is that bad O.o

 
Comment by itsalljustaride
2008-06-08 10:02:29

“5. If unfortunately one loses her virginity, one must not look as if being blessed with a rebirth or show any gratification on one’s face.”

In other words, that’s exactly what it is, but for heaven’s sake don’t act like it. Mixed messages much? lol.

 
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