Excuse me, I Am Here For My Cunt Examination

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Engrish is a beautiful thing. It is the incorrect translation or use of the English language in Asia. You normally see it in some small shop’s sign or on some random product, but you don’t expect to see it in a hospital.

I don’t know about you, but it definitely would make me worry about their attention to detail.

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dan
dan

I suspect some poor, unsuspecting sign-maker asked a friend (or their kids) "what's the english word for...." I heard about some Engrish-Language instructions, where the translator apparently went looking for the verb "to screw" (as in the hardware sense). They got a colorful euphemism.

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Female Quiz
Female Quiz

Whoever translated that page has anger problems, or finds it hilarious. I am ready for this site to have some postings of the opposite funny posters in america that are bad chinese

Soda
Soda

Ooh just leave the Chinese spellings alone - it's not like all English speakers can write another language fluently. Although it is kinda funny =D

dontpushme
dontpushme

True. I haven't met any native English speakers (Americans, Britons, Aussies, etc) who can even begin to pronounce words in my language without help, much less spell them or translate full phrases. And this is funny!

Aikyrie
Aikyrie

Is it a screw up? Or do they not realize it's meaning.

LuMLuM
LuMLuM

well...most of the time the local people wouldn't know if it's right/wrong/appropriate or not...and as for the translators...well there's really no problem with the translation...itz all technically correct...so...it's just that we have terminology for these medical areas which the these translators obviously are not aware of...and did direct translations...maybe then don't even know that the word, 'cunt' in the case, is actually a rather coarse word and all they know is it means what they needed to translate... i am more interested in how they know that word at all...T.T"...do dictionaries list that word??

Yoli
Yoli

In most Asian, Moslem and Spanish contries the pronunciation of the l's and the r's are often interchanged. Same for j and y.

alpha754293
alpha754293

Engrish only applies to Japan. (Comes from the Japanese's inability to pronounce 'l's and instead substitutes them with 'r's.) Chinglish however is the mix of Chinese and English.

Path
Path

>>Engrish only applies to Japan. (Comes from the Japanese’s inability to pronounce ‘l’s and instead substitutes them with ‘r’s.) The l/r thing is pretty common across all of Asia, hence Engrish for all of them. However, Engrish is most commonly seen in Japan; mainly because they have become obsessed with English as of late, and bad Engrish is quite a common occurance in shop signs, billboards, TV ads, music, T-shirts, notebooks, etc..

Lunar
Lunar

At least the spelled it "fetal" and not "fecal" ;) And just what is "Cunt Examination" supposed to be? You wouldn't have "Vaginal Examination" on a sign in any hospital I've seen.

superhandyman
superhandyman

I love to see people trying to look smarter than each other. Did I just use bad English? Go ahead and prove my point.

dude
dude

this was taken from rahoi.com at least give em some credit

John
John

rahoi.com was not the source of this photo.

flotsam
flotsam

This is a totally inappropriate use of language by the poster. Engrish is a dialect used in parts of Japan, not China.

chwoha
chwoha

"Engrish [...] is the incorrect translation or use of the English language in Asia." I'm afraid that the translations here are rather accurate. The large headings at the top left literally translates to "the study of pregnant women" so "obstetrics" is indeed the correct translation. That area of the hospital is probably where the maternity wards are and where pregnant women go for their check-ups. Therefore there is no reason why men would come to this section of the hospital to seek medical attention. The chinese words under "cunt examination" actually translate to "vagina examination room." Nothing wrong here, just the unfortunate use of a vulgar word. Though, the chinese words for "fetal heart custody" directly translate to "unborn child heart examination room". Don't think custody is the right word to use here. But otherwise, this is totally not Engrish.

dontpushme
dontpushme

"Engrish [...] is the incorrect translation or use of the English language in Asia." I beg to differ. Some of us Asians actually have the letter L in our vocabulary, therefore, you'll have to find a different term for messed-up English from the 45 other countries in Asia that aren't Japan. Haha!

LuMLuM
LuMLuM

actually...the use of the word custody is quite justified considering what the chinese says, the word used in chinese actually means to watch/monitor/take care of/etc....so...not that I am saying it the appropriate translation that should have been used...but...it makes sense because although custody may mean to detain/arrest, it also has the explanation of safekeeping/protect/guandianship and supervision...technically...that's exactly what the chinese says

desi
desi

chinese ... chingrish ?

garnettxd
garnettxd

what is the problem, the dictionary says gynaecology=gynecology and foetal=fetal,besides,cunt,woman's vagina,what is the problem of an examination on it,or in it...well,as far as I know,the doctor probe some very samll camera in,examinate and conclude that was the whole process. what is the problem with it?

Jack
Jack

If you don't know why the sign is problematic, you're probably a cunt.

Keira
Keira

Oh my god! I am shocked by this sign. I can't believe they wrote that! How could they let the printers get away with charging them for that sign?! It should be "gynaecology" and "foetal". Tut tut!

Soli
Soli

frivolouslollipops: What does it mean to say that a phrase that is in English means another phrase that is in English... in Chinese? I'm more confused by this response than the sign.

Harimau
Harimau

I think he means the chinese text next to the English "", could have been better translated to "". But 'lol'.

vicnelson
vicnelson

@frivolouslollipops: "fetal heart custody" should be "fetal (heart) doppler" infant = after birth

frivolouslollipops
frivolouslollipops

'fetal heart custody' in chinese means 'monitoring of infant heart' or is there a more technical term? pls lemme know

Shirl
Shirl

Which hospital is this?

John
John

My girlfriend actually took that photo. It's from the Dong Fang hospital in the Pudong district of Shanghai and yes, it really does exist. It was taken about 1.5 years ago though so it might have been corrected by now.

Faryshta
Faryshta

Do you know what was the real intention to that, i mean what there was suppose to say? Or can i make me a cunt exam???? ;P

danger hussein
danger hussein

I'm more interested in what 'fetal heart custody' is.

So@24
So@24

So... what's the problem here?

Allen
Allen

(O_O) THAT IS NASTY AND MESSED UP...

DARKWING DUCK
DARKWING DUCK

Are you telling me the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

nathan
nathan

Way to quote one of the worst films ever, Jackass Duck. Not very clever. It is a sad set of affairs when people aren't creative enough to come up with something on their own and feel compelled to quote a ridiculous movie.

Bill
Bill

No, what's really sad is that you actually give a shit. Noob.

JP
JP

I'm not gay, but this guy who's fisting my anus might be.

James Worthy
James Worthy

Woah, Woah. Its only gay if you cup the balls