Court Finds Model Innocent Based on Breast Size
Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, has probably had her way numerous times based on the size of her breasts, but this has to be the first time they have ever helped her overturn a court ruling.
Serena, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.
The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.
“I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, Serena said.
Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.
Video showing Serena trying to squeeze through a hole in the door as well as other parts of the story can be viewed below:
By Sun Tzu on 04-03-2008
Comment by darkwing duck
March 4th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
In my country they would go crazy for these two.
This is kind of funny
“I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in courtâ€, Serena said.
Comment by Allen
March 4th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
…that is the most messed up court case in the history of japan….
Comment by blah cah
March 4th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
doode allen your an idiot. its not messed up, its fact. if she cant go through it how the hell did she get in. yah, maybe through another area but why was that hole made in the first place.
Comment by Pokey
March 4th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Uh…are you kidding me. Do you really fall for the export culture of Japan. They are just as wacky and messed up as the rest of the world. I’m sure that are thousands of stranger court cases that have happened there, but for whatever reason (most likely language) the crazy stuff doesn’t leave the island.
Comment by Keith
March 4th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Apart from being hilarious, I find it sometimes ridiculous too, to use breasts as evidence in court. Now that, after reading the article, it is very legitimate to use any kind of evidence as long as they are proven to be useful in the eyes of the laws.
Just out of curiosity, breasts are made up of soft tissues, can’t they be slightly compressed such that she was able to squeeze through the hole?
Comment by lilricky
March 4th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Sorry, but I have to say it, If the breasts dont fit, you must acquit
Comment by Hugo
March 4th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
If the boobs don’t fit, you must acquit.
Comment by Jess
March 4th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
I agree
Comment by Gooba gooba
March 4th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Hillarious. I don’t understand Japanese, but I can get the gist of this video… Still, I gotta wonder – since this chick supposedly has natural breasts, what if she DIDN’T have a bra on while trying to squeeze through the door? Maybe squeeze one in first, then pull in the other?
Yeah, there’s doubt the way it was done, but there might be other ways to accomplish the task…
Then again, if the dude was actually doing some other chick, what’d SHE look like?
This whole this is just nuts…
Comment by Brad Hart
March 4th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
I am not even sure how to really reply to something like this. Of course they convicted Mike Tyson in this country of rape after showing his penis was too tiny to do what the woman claimed, so it could go either way here in the states.
Comment by GeologyJoe
March 4th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Nice!
Comment by Jack
March 4th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
If you want to hit it, you must aquit!
Comment by Robb
March 4th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I want to see a made-for-TV-movie about this.
Comment by Lady
March 4th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I’m laughing at the people who obviously have no idea what they are talking about. Yes, breasts are fatty tissue, but they don’t get that condensed when you restrict them. (Men, please educate yourselves so you don’t look like morons.)
And, looking at the size of her breasts…. She would have had a hell of a time trying to squeeze those puppies through.
Comment by Uhmm
March 4th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Couldn’t she just reach through, unlock, and open the door? Or am I missing something?
Comment by Mike
March 4th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
ummm… no… she is a MODEL
Comment by Spence
March 4th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
You know that’s funny that she cried, because when I saw those boobs, I cried too!
Comment by Shopping Cart Software
March 4th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
LOL that is funny, She got saved by her boobs. ( o )( o ) boobs ftw.
Comment by bullshlt
March 5th, 2008 at 12:07 am
If she angled her body she could slide one tit thru, then reangle her body then get the other tit thru PLUS tits are also pure fat so they can be squeezed nicely thru LOL
Comment by Kenneth Tan
March 5th, 2008 at 3:48 am
It’s like OJ’s handglove all over again.
Look it/they dont fit!
Comment by Chris
March 5th, 2008 at 3:56 am
yes, but can she tie a knot in cherry stem with them
Comment by Fred Flinstone
March 5th, 2008 at 7:52 am
I guess it was the breast case scenario for her…
She’s lucky, I heard that the judges were a bunch of boobs
Comment by karl
March 5th, 2008 at 8:25 am
as you can see, she could have easily made it through the hole. you can move breasts side to side you know, and if you get one brest in at a time, you dont even have to squeeze much, and for that matter, it didnt look like she had to squeeze very much to get by n the first place. duh.
Comment by Kohmaru
March 5th, 2008 at 8:50 am
I was thinking the same thing-if those breast are natural even with a bra on you could pull one through and then the other- very smashable and moldable…if they’re rock hard implants then there would be some problems.
Comment by Jeremiah Johnson
March 5th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Looks to me like the TV announcer should be a prime suspect in this case.
Comment by Kim
March 5th, 2008 at 10:31 am
HAHa That is exactly what I was thinking! However, that hole is quite small and it may be extremely painful, especially with her size of… bosom.
If it can’t fit you must acquit.. Sound familiar haha.
Comment by Carl Lewis
March 5th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Why does she need to get herself thru’ the opening when she could just reach her hand in to unlock the door …
Comment by hotprops
March 5th, 2008 at 10:38 am
if the tits dont fit you cant convict
Comment by Carl Lewis
March 5th, 2008 at 10:39 am
i concur! wonder who are the blonde lawyers …
Comment by Mark
March 5th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Oriental women usually have no breasts.
Comment by geurtr
March 5th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
if the bust don’t fit you must aquit
Comment by mars
March 5th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
she obviously did. who else is going to bust through the door…pardon the pun…for no reason. plus if you were pissed and about to catch him in the act you could probably survive a tight squeeze.
Comment by THE LETTER R
March 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
OMFG hats asome
Comment by Balance Of Judgement
March 5th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.
Comment by Heh
March 5th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
If the tit don’t fit, you must acquit
Comment by AutomagV
March 5th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
So dramatic. I love it.
Comment by taksun
March 5th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
That chick has a nice rack but she’s probably psycho…lol Why is it that the hot ones can’t deal with rejection? hmmmmm
GUILTY!!!! LOL
Comment by ChaosFreak
March 6th, 2008 at 7:10 am
What’s really fucked is she was in jail 2 months awaiting trial, and was given a sentence of 14 months in prison and 3 years probation before winning on appeal. All for the charge of “Destruction of Property.” Drug dealers get lower sentences in the US.
Having said that, she clearly could have fit through that opening.
Comment by the truth
March 6th, 2008 at 11:25 am
I don’t care how big her jugs are, it’s never OK to break into a man’s house when he’s banging his mistress/young children.
Comment by Kacy
March 6th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Looks like the judge has made a “boob” have you seen the size of a cat flap.
Comment by PMC
March 6th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
boobs are soft, i bet she did fit through those doors.
Comment by Reaver
March 7th, 2008 at 3:12 am
wow, a bunch of you guys have never dated a big breasted woman. You have no knowledge about breasts.
Comment by Will
March 7th, 2008 at 10:06 am
You sir are an idiot.
Comment by Alexa
March 7th, 2008 at 10:07 am
What do you think
Comment by lolwut?
March 7th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Uhm.. The way she’s doing the example she could have just unlocked the door without having to go all the way through the hole, get out and then walk in through the unlocked door.. Still breaking and entering.. What were the high court smoking during the trial?
Comment by Caliann
March 7th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
*ponders* I have noticed a severe lack in knowledge about breasts here. If it had been a man with a huge beer gut (made up entirely of fat), no one would be arguing that he could have mashed his gut through the hole. The same is true of breasts…you can move them around a bit, and a sports bra can mash them some, but there is no way that even mashed in a sport bra, THOSE things were going to go through THAT space. Also, if you are mad about your guy banging someone else, have kicked a hole in the door, you are not going to be carefully contriving to 1) undress and 2) carefully try to get one breast at a time through the hole. You are going to kick a bigger hole.
Comment by sir jorge
March 8th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
i would too
Comment by sam
March 8th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
wow, great sizes
Comment by if I told u id have to kill u!
March 8th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Who in their right mind would want them titties convicted anyways LOL!!!
Comment by michael
March 10th, 2008 at 4:55 am
Where Can I get her address? She would fetch a good price in the slave prostitution trade here in Australia
Comment by Titlover
March 10th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Nice comment! Was Johnny Cochran her lawyer?
Comment by M
March 10th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Not that funny – I feel exactly the same way. I guess you have to be like her to understand
Comment by kyle
March 10th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Sir, are you stupid? Soft tissue? Breasts are made of fat and have a whole lot of lymphatic nerves. Try compressing that without causing internal bleeding or serious nerve damage.
Comment by mastertron
March 10th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Boo hoo.
Comment by Me
March 11th, 2008 at 11:48 am
I…
am…
so…
turned…
on…
right…
now….
Comment by K
March 11th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Have you ever heard of something called back problems? Just because you like to look at them doesn’t mean having a chest the size of hers would be comfortable.
Comment by K
March 11th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Smashable and moldable!?!? Only to a degree! You must be a man, or else you’d know how much that would hurt.
Comment by Anonymous
March 11th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Eww, that’s just gross to say.
Comment by Kuri-Kara
March 11th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Ew. That’s all I have to say.
Comment by Kuri-Kara
March 11th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
You know, she may have back problems eventually because of the size of her bust. I know someone who had that size bust, got pregnant, and now has back problems because they’re heavy. She has to get surgery to reduce their size to smaller than they were so that her back problems will start to be resolved.
Comment by Kuri-Kara
March 11th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Agreed
Comment by Kuri-Kara
March 11th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Not always
Comment by Buddha
March 11th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
If you read the article, to anyone who’s saying that she was guilty, it was tossed out of court ’cause she proved the guys story wrong. That’s all. Yes, she could have, and probably did break open the door and then unlock it. But that’s what HE said she did, so she gets off.
Had to throw at least one pun in there…
Comment by OJ Simpson
March 13th, 2008 at 8:35 am
If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit!
In reality, the irate woman could have easily pulled one breast through at a time with her hand. It would hurt a little, maybe, but could easily be done. Give me a break. This was like watching OJ try his “hardest” to put that glove on.
Comment by jimi
March 13th, 2008 at 11:32 am
1)Fat is a type of soft tissue.
2)The term ‘lymphatic nerves’ has no meaning. The lymphatic system and the nervous system are not the same thing.
3)Breasts can be compressed without causing serious damage/internal bleeding (google mammograms if you don’t believe me).
You, sir, are stupid. Go get yourself a girlfriend and report back to us when you’ve actually felt a pair and can talk about the subject intelligently.
Comment by matt
March 15th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
She hates her body, yet she’s a model? Hmm…
Comment by Nell Carter
March 24th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Gimme a break….
Did anyone watch the “evidence”…..there was enough room to get her, her boobs and another person through that hole….
She used to hate her body? Gee, guess that’s why she got the implants?
Comment by nujikabane
April 1st, 2008 at 7:39 am
Haha, wish I have a big boobs like her! maybe I can commit murder and still get away with it
Ah, too bad, I dun even have boobs…
Comment by beauti
April 1st, 2008 at 8:49 am
lovely boobs
Comment by OMG_Please
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
She can get through, she just wasn’t trying. Kind of like the glove that fit OJ, that he pretended not to be able to put on.
All she has to do is put one breast through, slide through sideways, and then bring the other. Like moving a couch through a doorway.
Comment by Prawn
April 7th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
… smashable and moldable?
Yeah, you wouldn’t know how much that would hurt, would you? Have you ever wondered how sensitive a woman’s breast is? Think about it.
Comment by Joonie
May 13th, 2008 at 4:23 am
You obvious don’t have boobs, never seen boobs, let alone touch boobs.
Comment by Joonie
May 13th, 2008 at 4:23 am
Those aren’t implants, moron.
Comment by Lucy
May 21st, 2008 at 8:19 am
i would too
Comment by spanky
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:09 am
“”All she has to do is put one breast through, slide through sideways, and then bring the other. Like moving a couch through a doorway.”"
LOL!!!
Comment by Japanese
June 5th, 2008 at 8:23 am
This story is so funny
Comment by Lee
July 8th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
It wouldnt matter if you are in bed most of the time. would it?
Comment by ntopics
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:41 am
Wow! shes got some crazy big boobs.
Pick me for jury duty on this one.
thanks from tony
Comment by chingkulingkang
December 11th, 2008 at 1:11 am
That’s stupid court rule, she can unlock the door with her hands and can enter freely. She’s guilty as hell, peeping big boobs babe.
Comment by HIPPOPOTAMUS
January 7th, 2009 at 2:03 am
how did she make her bobo so big???
i think she is able to be a porn star.
Comment by Ben
January 25th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
the fact is if she wanted to get through badly enough she could, itd hurt, but its not like she had other options.
Comment by fred
March 8th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
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Comment by Kit
April 9th, 2009 at 8:52 am
She’s lying.
*I* could fit through that hole, and my chest size is larger than hers- and I’m a couple of inches taller.
She just angled her body to make it appear that she couldn’t fit, then put on the whine face when she pretended to try to squeeze through.
The court testimony took place months after the incident, and so any minor bruising she *might* have had from the incident were long gone – go ahead and tell me that a woman wouldn’t suffer a little pain to get at a cheating boyfriend @@
Comment by lol
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:23 am
You'd either had to be the most retarded douche to choose a flat chested whore over a 44 inch model. THAT was the man's first mistake.