Cup Nude: It’s Steaming Hot!

At some point everyone has enjoyed a fresh hot cup noodle. It is that instant little cup you just poor hot water into, wait a few minutes, and then devour to satisfy your hunger needs.

“Cup Nude”, on the other hand, satisfies a completely different need all together. Although similar in design, you will immediately notice upon opening, that this is not your average midnight snack.

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Complete with a packet of “Gently Acid Lotion”, we are sure you will find some enjoyment out of this loving product, unless of course that is real acid in that packet… Yeeouch!

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(Ramon Students)

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24 Comments »

Comment by Magget
2008-01-30 06:42:51

again, im first

 
Comment by JohnP
2008-01-30 07:16:47

I’d eat it with mayo
if you know what I mean

 
Comment by Tourex
2008-01-30 19:52:07

It’s pathetic that guys,or girls that would purchase these paraphernalia, and actually would use it.

 
Comment by Boobman
2008-01-31 13:57:26

Don’t let Jason Biggs get a hold of this. He might compare it to the hot, wet, homemade apple pie.

Yet, he stars in lots of movies and has sex with a pie just once….We’ll never let him down for that.

 
Comment by stephanie
2008-01-31 18:33:18

I don’t get it

Comment by Henotic
2008-02-12 21:36:07

CONGRATULATIONS!

 
 
Comment by hahahaha
2008-01-31 21:24:52

hahahahahahaha, greatest invention ever

 
Comment by Michels
2008-02-04 19:48:16

first to admit it…i might actually begin to eat it and only notice afterwards….

 
Comment by american(nonracist)
2008-02-14 09:41:48

wow ppl if ur craving sex that much go to a bar or club or sumthing

Comment by spanky
2008-06-03 01:15:57

yeh, nothing cures being horny like contracting an STD or getting someone knocked up!

go the cup-o-gina, small enough to go everywhere, safe enough to use anywhere!

 
 
Comment by observant
2008-02-16 01:05:56

that cup is like 4 inches

 
Comment by gottabkidding
2008-02-16 01:40:44

yeah, i don’t think youre supposed to EAT that…. lol

 
Comment by Heather
2008-02-19 15:38:39

People who’ll actually use it is *cough cough* pathetic.

 
Comment by Japanese capitalism has gone haywire!
2008-02-22 03:55:52

If I felt like eating something now, well I don’t feel hungry any more.

This is waaaaay too much.

Comment by ???
2008-02-22 07:17:23

no kidding

 
 
Comment by juju
2008-03-02 10:16:00

i dont actually get what it is??

 
Comment by xaos
2008-03-03 22:24:42

ITS A FAKE VAGINA. And if you dont know what that is, perhaps you shouldnt be on the internet.

Comment by xaos is a retard
2008-04-07 06:55:12

Xaos -

I’m sorry if not all people in the internet think the way you do. Perhaps, you believe that morality is now the exception instead of the norm.

I really do not like stating the obvious, but, NOT ALL PEOPLE IN THE INTERNET ARE PERVS!

Thank you.

 
 
Comment by DesperateAmericanMan
2008-03-04 20:51:05

I was wondering where I could order one of these? Please let me know as It looks fantastic. Though, I’d prefer an artificial anus over an artificial vagina.

They should start selling these cups in vending machines on subways. That would be great :)

Comment by Chieko
2008-04-04 05:09:10

j-list.com

 
 
Comment by Chieko
2008-04-04 05:07:54

These are meant for gags gifts people. Don’t take it so seriously. >.>

 
Comment by Marupinku
2008-05-14 09:43:52

I’m willing to bet those calling this pathetic don’t call a woman who uses a dildo pathetic. Yay double standards.

 
Comment by spanky
2008-06-03 01:16:59

go the cup-o-gina!

 
Comment by wanyin
2008-07-23 06:20:17

What flavours do they come in?

 
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