Cup Nude: It’s Steaming Hot!
At some point everyone has enjoyed a fresh hot cup noodle. It is that instant little cup you just poor hot water into, wait a few minutes, and then devour to satisfy your hunger needs.
“Cup Nude”, on the other hand, satisfies a completely different need all together. Although similar in design, you will immediately notice upon opening, that this is not your average midnight snack.


Complete with a packet of “Gently Acid Lotion”, we are sure you will find some enjoyment out of this loving product, unless of course that is real acid in that packet… Yeeouch!













again, im first
I’d eat it with mayo
if you know what I mean
It’s pathetic that guys,or girls that would purchase these paraphernalia, and actually would use it.
Don’t let Jason Biggs get a hold of this. He might compare it to the hot, wet, homemade apple pie.
Yet, he stars in lots of movies and has sex with a pie just once….We’ll never let him down for that.
I don’t get it
CONGRATULATIONS!
hahahahahahaha, greatest invention ever
first to admit it…i might actually begin to eat it and only notice afterwards….
wow ppl if ur craving sex that much go to a bar or club or sumthing
yeh, nothing cures being horny like contracting an STD or getting someone knocked up!
go the cup-o-gina, small enough to go everywhere, safe enough to use anywhere!
that cup is like 4 inches
yeah, i don’t think youre supposed to EAT that…. lol
People who’ll actually use it is *cough cough* pathetic.
If I felt like eating something now, well I don’t feel hungry any more.
This is waaaaay too much.
no kidding
i dont actually get what it is??
ITS A FAKE VAGINA. And if you dont know what that is, perhaps you shouldnt be on the internet.
Xaos -
I’m sorry if not all people in the internet think the way you do. Perhaps, you believe that morality is now the exception instead of the norm.
I really do not like stating the obvious, but, NOT ALL PEOPLE IN THE INTERNET ARE PERVS!
Thank you.
I was wondering where I could order one of these? Please let me know as It looks fantastic. Though, I’d prefer an artificial anus over an artificial vagina.
They should start selling these cups in vending machines on subways. That would be great
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These are meant for gags gifts people. Don’t take it so seriously. >.>
I’m willing to bet those calling this pathetic don’t call a woman who uses a dildo pathetic. Yay double standards.
go the cup-o-gina!
What flavours do they come in?