Cup Nude: It’s Steaming Hot!

Posted on January 30, 2008

At some point everyone has enjoyed a fresh hot cup noodle. It is that instant little cup you just poor hot water into, wait a few minutes, and then devour to satisfy your hunger needs.

“Cup Nude”, on the other hand, satisfies a completely different need all together. Although similar in design, you will immediately notice upon opening, that this is not your average midnight snack.

Cup Nude: Its Steaming Hot! picture
Cup Nude: Its Steaming Hot! picture

Complete with a packet of “Gently Acid Lotion”, we are sure you will find some enjoyment out of this loving product, unless of course that is real acid in that packet… Yeeouch!

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(Ramon Students)

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Sun Tzu has spent about 7 years in Asia traveling through Japan, Hong Kong, China, and Korea. A true fan of everything that is weird and strange, he decides in the end what is displayed and published on this site. Sun has previous experience writing for numerous print mags such as XLR8R, URB, and Movement Magazine.
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42 comments
Eileen Tish
Eileen Tish

LOL... we can invent all sort of crap....

augest deth
augest deth

wow, now every time i eat a cup of noodles, i will be thinking about a vagina. and WTF ever ppl that are like all "anti- sex" i bet everyone here has had sex at least once in their life, so don't be ashamed to say, hey this is a new toy, so i don't have "to go to bar's and clubs" to get an std, or worse. KUDOS to the inventor! they say hot dogs, and bananas, and cucumbers are sexy foods. well the inventor now made a cup of noodles sexy. right on, man.

N0X
N0X

so i have to put my thing in that tiny hole

Eradm
Eradm

Just like me wive! eradm@pircher-spa.com

ryan
ryan

There's nothing perverted about sex or masturbation, people. Grow up. Not sure about that acid though.

carl
carl

Xaos... basically not all guys are LIKE you or even CLOSED. pervert!

snarf
snarf

dude your commenting on a page about a fake vagina. what does that say about you?

AimZy
AimZy

This may be a gag/joke thing. But such an item really exists. Called the fleshlight - www.fleshlight.com And yes you women calling men pathetic please get off your high-horses, as stated quite accurately by Marupinku above, this no different to women pleasuring themselves with a dildo/vibrator.

wanyin
wanyin

What flavours do they come in?

Wacko
Wacko

I hope it comes in chocolate!

cup-o-gina
cup-o-gina

they come in dirty, clean, hairy, asian, wet, fat, and dry...we also have wrinkle flavor, and cheesy, it's a new flavor...still under development.

spanky
spanky

go the cup-o-gina!

Marupinku
Marupinku

I'm willing to bet those calling this pathetic don't call a woman who uses a dildo pathetic. Yay double standards.

Chieko
Chieko

These are meant for gags gifts people. Don't take it so seriously. >.>

Bakazuki
Bakazuki

Um...no, their not. Gag gifts are not usually sex toys. XD

DesperateAmericanMan
DesperateAmericanMan

I was wondering where I could order one of these? Please let me know as It looks fantastic. Though, I'd prefer an artificial anus over an artificial vagina. They should start selling these cups in vending machines on subways. That would be great :)

xaos
xaos

ITS A FAKE VAGINA. And if you dont know what that is, perhaps you shouldnt be on the internet.

xaos is a retard
xaos is a retard

Xaos - I'm sorry if not all people in the internet think the way you do. Perhaps, you believe that morality is now the exception instead of the norm. I really do not like stating the obvious, but, NOT ALL PEOPLE IN THE INTERNET ARE PERVS! Thank you.

snarf
snarf

Didn't you hear? The internet is for, and mainly consists of, porn. No need to hate on someone simply stating the truth.

juju
juju

i dont actually get what it is??

Heather
Heather

People who'll actually use it is *cough cough* pathetic.

gottabkidding
gottabkidding

yeah, i don't think youre supposed to EAT that.... lol

american(nonracist)
american(nonracist)

wow ppl if ur craving sex that much go to a bar or club or sumthing

spanky
spanky

yeh, nothing cures being horny like contracting an STD or getting someone knocked up! go the cup-o-gina, small enough to go everywhere, safe enough to use anywhere!

Michels
Michels

first to admit it...i might actually begin to eat it and only notice afterwards....

hahahaha
hahahaha

hahahahahahaha, greatest invention ever

Boobman
Boobman

Don't let Jason Biggs get a hold of this. He might compare it to the hot, wet, homemade apple pie. Yet, he stars in lots of movies and has sex with a pie just once....We'll never let him down for that.

Tourex
Tourex

It's pathetic that guys,or girls that would purchase these paraphernalia, and actually would use it.

snarf
snarf

But I'm betting that you've watched a chick used a dildo or other form of toy many a time. Why is this so different? Open your mind. It makes the world a better place.

JohnP
JohnP

I'd eat it with mayo if you know what I mean