Cup Nude: It’s Steaming Hot!
At some point everyone has enjoyed a fresh hot cup noodle. It is that instant little cup you just poor hot water into, wait a few minutes, and then devour to satisfy your hunger needs.
“Cup Nude”, on the other hand, satisfies a completely different need all together. Although similar in design, you will immediately notice upon opening, that this is not your average midnight snack.
Complete with a packet of “Gently Acid Lotion”, we are sure you will find some enjoyment out of this loving product, unless of course that is real acid in that packet… Yeeouch!
By Sun Tzu on 30-01-2008
Comment by Magget
January 30th, 2008 at 6:42 am
again, im first
Comment by JohnP
January 30th, 2008 at 7:16 am
I’d eat it with mayo
if you know what I mean
Comment by Tourex
January 30th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
It’s pathetic that guys,or girls that would purchase these paraphernalia, and actually would use it.
Comment by Boobman
January 31st, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Don’t let Jason Biggs get a hold of this. He might compare it to the hot, wet, homemade apple pie.
Yet, he stars in lots of movies and has sex with a pie just once….We’ll never let him down for that.
Comment by stephanie
January 31st, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I don’t get it
Comment by hahahaha
January 31st, 2008 at 9:24 pm
hahahahahahaha, greatest invention ever
Comment by Michels
February 4th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
first to admit it…i might actually begin to eat it and only notice afterwards….
Comment by Henotic
February 12th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
CONGRATULATIONS!
Comment by american(nonracist)
February 14th, 2008 at 9:41 am
wow ppl if ur craving sex that much go to a bar or club or sumthing
Comment by observant
February 16th, 2008 at 1:05 am
that cup is like 4 inches
Comment by gottabkidding
February 16th, 2008 at 1:40 am
yeah, i don’t think youre supposed to EAT that…. lol
Comment by Heather
February 19th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
People who’ll actually use it is *cough cough* pathetic.
Comment by Japanese capitalism has gone haywire!
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:55 am
If I felt like eating something now, well I don’t feel hungry any more.
This is waaaaay too much.
Comment by ???
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:17 am
no kidding
Comment by juju
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:16 am
i dont actually get what it is??
Comment by xaos
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:24 pm
ITS A FAKE VAGINA. And if you dont know what that is, perhaps you shouldnt be on the internet.
Comment by DesperateAmericanMan
March 4th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
I was wondering where I could order one of these? Please let me know as It looks fantastic. Though, I’d prefer an artificial anus over an artificial vagina.
They should start selling these cups in vending machines on subways. That would be great
Comment by Chieko
April 4th, 2008 at 5:07 am
These are meant for gags gifts people. Don’t take it so seriously. >.>
Comment by Chieko
April 4th, 2008 at 5:09 am
j-list.com
Comment by xaos is a retard
April 7th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Xaos -
I’m sorry if not all people in the internet think the way you do. Perhaps, you believe that morality is now the exception instead of the norm.
I really do not like stating the obvious, but, NOT ALL PEOPLE IN THE INTERNET ARE PERVS!
Thank you.
Comment by Marupinku
May 14th, 2008 at 9:43 am
I’m willing to bet those calling this pathetic don’t call a woman who uses a dildo pathetic. Yay double standards.
Comment by spanky
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:15 am
yeh, nothing cures being horny like contracting an STD or getting someone knocked up!
go the cup-o-gina, small enough to go everywhere, safe enough to use anywhere!
Comment by spanky
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:16 am
go the cup-o-gina!
Comment by wanyin
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:20 am
What flavours do they come in?
Comment by taki & kaze the america jap sisters
December 29th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
..weeee think if we were guys that this would be well erm…A\/\/50m35au53!!!! (for non leet reader….shame on you:awsomesause!!!!!)
Comment by AimZy
January 19th, 2009 at 10:31 am
This may be a gag/joke thing. But such an item really exists. Called the fleshlight – http://www.fleshlight.com
And yes you women calling men pathetic please get off your high-horses, as stated quite accurately by Marupinku above, this no different to women pleasuring themselves with a dildo/vibrator.
Comment by casual cutie
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:59 pm
wow …. so hot
Comment by cup-o-gina
January 24th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
they come in dirty, clean, hairy, asian, wet, fat, and dry…we also have wrinkle flavor, and cheesy, it’s a new flavor…still under development.
Comment by carl
March 16th, 2009 at 1:14 am
Xaos… basically not all guys are LIKE you or even CLOSED. pervert!
Comment by ryan
March 22nd, 2009 at 5:21 pm
There’s nothing perverted about sex or masturbation, people. Grow up.
Not sure about that acid though.
Comment by Casey
December 6th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
agreed.
Comment by Bakazuki
December 9th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Um…no, their not. Gag gifts are not usually sex toys. XD
Comment by killroy87
January 14th, 2010 at 1:30 am
sick burn.
Comment by Eradm
January 15th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Just like me wive! eradm@pircher-spa.com