Ever have that “not so fresh” feeling.
Well Hello Kitty has the answer for you… The Hello Kitty Douche.

Yes, Hello Kitty, one of the best well known cartoon characters to ever come out of Japan and has has been absolutely everywhere, from expensive dog houses to tail pipes on vehicles, now has a douche.
“A small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.†All with the care and love only Hello Kitty can provide.

The Hello Kitty Douche, what more could a girl want?
(Hello Kitty Hell)
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Hello Kitty is everywhere. It’s a japanese satanic plan to conquer the world.
Or not.
Japanese puss? I’m sorry. That was wrong.
Hopefully children wouldn’t mistaken it to be candy,or toy.
only the kity can make me so fresh
…and what’a that next to it on the shelf? SuperMild??? How mild can you get?
Looking for the least offensive way to tell your girlfriend she needs to do a little spring cleaning?
Actually I suppose if you had to teach a younger girl about this aspect of hygene it makes some sense. But Hello Kitty sure is everywhere these days, she even goes where the sun doesn’t shine.