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Nothing Says Douche, Like Hello Kitty
 
 
 

Ever have that “not so fresh” feeling.

Well Hello Kitty has the answer for you… The Hello Kitty Douche.

hello-douche-01 Nothing Says Douche, Like Hello Kitty picture

Yes, Hello Kitty, one of the best well known cartoon characters to ever come out of Japan and has has been absolutely everywhere, from expensive dog houses to tail pipes on vehicles, now has a douche.

“A small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.” All with the care and love only Hello Kitty can provide.

hello-kitty-douche Nothing Says Douche, Like Hello Kitty picture

The Hello Kitty Douche, what more could a girl want?

(Hello Kitty Hell)

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7 Comments »

Comment by darkwing duck
2007-11-15 18:49:05

evil kitty evil kitty evil kitty evil kitty

 
Comment by marcus
2007-11-16 05:27:59

Hello Kitty is everywhere. It’s a japanese satanic plan to conquer the world.

Or not.

 
Comment by michael
2007-11-16 09:02:30

Japanese puss? I’m sorry. That was wrong.

 
Comment by Tourex
2007-11-16 22:21:11

Hopefully children wouldn’t mistaken it to be candy,or toy.

 
Comment by Rebecca
2007-11-20 07:46:36

only the kity can make me so fresh

 
Comment by Andy
2007-11-20 11:35:50

…and what’a that next to it on the shelf? SuperMild??? How mild can you get?

 
Comment by Bill K.
2008-02-11 05:02:57

Looking for the least offensive way to tell your girlfriend she needs to do a little spring cleaning?

Actually I suppose if you had to teach a younger girl about this aspect of hygene it makes some sense. But Hello Kitty sure is everywhere these days, she even goes where the sun doesn’t shine.

 
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