Nothing Says Douche, Like Hello Kitty

Posted on November 15, 2007

Ever have that “not so fresh” feeling.

Well Hello Kitty has the answer for you… The Hello Kitty Douche.

Nothing Says Douche, Like Hello Kitty picture

Yes, Hello Kitty, one of the best well known cartoon characters to ever come out of Japan and has has been absolutely everywhere, from expensive dog houses to tail pipes on vehicles, now has a douche.

“A small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.” All with the care and love only Hello Kitty can provide.

Nothing Says Douche, Like Hello Kitty picture

The Hello Kitty Douche, what more could a girl want?

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8 comments
Bill K.
Bill K.

Looking for the least offensive way to tell your girlfriend she needs to do a little spring cleaning? Actually I suppose if you had to teach a younger girl about this aspect of hygene it makes some sense. But Hello Kitty sure is everywhere these days, she even goes where the sun doesn't shine.

Jamie
Jamie

The only thing you should be teaching young girls about douching is NOT TO. It's a horribly unhealthy and unhelpful thing that leads to fun things like yeast infections. That said, this may be the most WTF thing I have seen today. ><

Andy
Andy

...and what'a that next to it on the shelf? SuperMild??? How mild can you get?

Rebecca
Rebecca

only the kity can make me so fresh

Tourex
Tourex

Hopefully children wouldn't mistaken it to be candy,or toy.

michael
michael

Japanese puss? I'm sorry. That was wrong.

marcus
marcus

Hello Kitty is everywhere. It's a japanese satanic plan to conquer the world. Or not.