Nothing Says Douche, Like Hello Kitty
Ever have that “not so fresh” feeling.
Well Hello Kitty has the answer for you… The Hello Kitty Douche.
Yes, Hello Kitty, one of the best well known cartoon characters to ever come out of Japan and has has been absolutely everywhere, from expensive dog houses to tail pipes on vehicles, now has a douche.
“A small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.†All with the care and love only Hello Kitty can provide.
The Hello Kitty Douche, what more could a girl want?
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By Robbie C. on 15-11-2007
Comment by darkwing duck
November 15th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
evil kitty evil kitty evil kitty evil kitty
Comment by marcus
November 16th, 2007 at 5:27 am
Hello Kitty is everywhere. It’s a japanese satanic plan to conquer the world.
Or not.
Comment by michael
November 16th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Japanese puss? I’m sorry. That was wrong.
Comment by Tourex
November 16th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Hopefully children wouldn’t mistaken it to be candy,or toy.
Comment by Rebecca
November 20th, 2007 at 7:46 am
only the kity can make me so fresh
Comment by Andy
November 20th, 2007 at 11:35 am
…and what’a that next to it on the shelf? SuperMild??? How mild can you get?
Comment by Bill K.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:02 am
Looking for the least offensive way to tell your girlfriend she needs to do a little spring cleaning?
Actually I suppose if you had to teach a younger girl about this aspect of hygene it makes some sense. But Hello Kitty sure is everywhere these days, she even goes where the sun doesn’t shine.
Comment by Jamie
September 23rd, 2009 at 5:00 am
The only thing you should be teaching young girls about douching is NOT TO. It's a horribly unhealthy and unhelpful thing that leads to fun things like yeast infections.
That said, this may be the most WTF thing I have seen today. ><