So we were shopping the other day and my girlfriend takes a sheet of paper off our windshield and crumbles it up. I picked it up out of curiosity to see what it said.

I was absolutely amazed with what i saw. I will admit i had to read the thing about 3 times before i really understood what it was but when i did i was shocked at the bold and obvious scam this guy was trying to run.

Take a read:

Now if you don’t get it right off, don’t worry. The guy is clearly trolling for lowly uneducated people but writing as if he was talking to other lawyers.

What he is trying to say is this:

If you know someone who is a low life and is always harassing people. Tell me who they are and where they are. I will come and taunt them into harassing me and then i will charge them with a felony. You have to then come to court and testify that they committed the crime.

If they get a felony conviction then i will pay you $1000.

Um… WTF? I had to cut the last name and last bit of the phone number just to make sure no one would actually be able to take him up on this offer, but this has got the be the most ridiculous yet humorous scam i have seen in some time.

We especially like the part where he says that you can not self incriminate yourself for the money.

So we are curious to know how many of you would actually participate in something like this for $1000? Be honest now!

By Kimi Naitou on 04-10-2007