Shape: The Horny Remover

For those times when your Horny feeling begin to take over and you feel you may lose control.

Grab your Horny Remover and breath a sigh of relief.

horny_remover Shape: The Horny Remover picture

*Disclaimer - some horny feelings are too strong for the horny remover to properly remove. If you experience a horny feeling you cannot remove with the horny remover you should immediately satisfy your horny urges.

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31 Comments »

Comment by :D
2007-09-29 16:16:30

how does it work???

 
Comment by Gara
2007-09-29 17:01:58

Hah! That’s a blast from the past. I haven’t seen that image in awhile

 
Comment by darkwing duck
2007-09-29 17:03:36

Hand Party

 
Comment by Trish
2007-09-29 23:53:19

Statement on package: “We are thinking much about human body. Erday (sp?) promoting your health with our healthy goods.”

But my husband likes it when I am horny.

Comment by metal
2007-09-30 00:51:14

i think it says “enjoy” its just the lines running horizontal screw it up.

 
Comment by fancyx
2007-09-30 15:04:49

it says enjoy

 
Comment by Devin
2007-09-30 20:53:57

the word is “Enjoy.” took me a second and i had to really squint, but yeah, it says enjoy.

 
 
Comment by Sandcastle
2007-09-30 02:54:42

Ah, one of the Engrish classics. Also for the concept.

Hmm, wondering if this product is still being sold?

 
Comment by francesca
2007-09-30 10:16:44

what’s this?

 
Comment by Kevin
2007-09-30 15:04:41

After some research, it actually turns out this is a “Rough Skin Remover.” We were going to get one for our friend who gets around too much for his own good. I’m thankful we waited… God only knows what he would have done with it…

 
Comment by Earthian
2007-09-30 15:04:46

“how does it work ?”

Scientists have discovered that if you take an item with a rough plastic surface and rub a women’s elbow for 15 consecutive minutes , she will slap you in the face and you won’t get any nookie , even if you are horny …

(this product is used by two people together , the picture is shown for demonstration purposes and so as to show the precise spot)

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on a serious note … I think they meant it with this definition of horny …
horny = 3. hornlike as a result of hardening ; callous … eg. horny hands

they should have used corns or callouses

 
Comment by Lunatic
2007-09-30 15:22:59

Wouldn’t work for me…

 
Comment by Cail
2007-09-30 15:37:38

Or maybe they mean “itchy feelings”?

 
Comment by Mike
2007-09-30 16:41:12

I kinda like being Horny myself, bring on the Viagra!!!

 
Comment by subcorpus
2007-09-30 18:22:02

whats that white part on the right ?

Comment by Devin
2007-09-30 20:55:54

it’s the rough end you use for scratching. im pretty sure they meant “itchy” rather than horny.

 
 
Comment by bud
2007-09-30 21:48:22

I’m pretty sure they meant horny in the terms of a tough build up of dry scaly skin, that is, calluses.

Those can itch sometimes though.

Me so horny!

 
Comment by Good laughter
2007-09-30 22:26:04

“Horny” is incorrect translation of ‘rough skin’.
Stiffened/rough skin is “角質” in Japanese, which means “horn-like matter”.

 
Comment by John
2007-09-30 23:27:48

Mesawhawny!

 
Comment by Casual Adventurer
2007-10-01 01:50:51

Unfortunately the first name didn’t work and the marketing guys decided they needed to call it something other than “Strange green scratching device that looks unusually like a deformed turnip”…. A device of a thousand uses, every imaginative household should have one!

 
Comment by Bingo Tonight
2007-10-01 02:29:46

Looks like a plastic sea shell..

 
Comment by Hung Like An Elephant
2007-10-01 05:42:13

Who needs viagra Mike? I am nearly 40 and I like it 5x per day, my woman can’t keep up and so I have to have friends.

 
Comment by Nipporn
2007-10-01 10:05:13

I’ve seen enough Japanese porn to not doubt that’s been inserted into a Japanese woman’s vagina more than once.

 
Comment by Nipporn
2007-10-01 10:05:58

I’ve seen enough Japanese porn to not doubt that’s been inserted into a Japanese woman’s cooch more than once.

(Japanese women have mosaic vaginas)

 
Comment by b
2007-10-01 18:01:46

Japanese have bad translation. Imagine if that was sold here in Canada, the people would prolly liek wtf Japan.

 
Comment by Lea
2007-10-02 05:11:30

it’s a corn remover… the real purpose is a buzz kill all the same.

 
Comment by anonymousgirl
2007-10-09 16:21:27

how come the image has to be a woman? O_o thats so degrading.

 
Comment by arabo
2007-10-10 16:50:25

اسغفر الله العظيم ما هذا , اتقوا الله و اعبدوه ذالكم خير لكم

 
Comment by Hizzoner
2008-02-28 00:11:53

The people who took their children there are criminal child abusers and should be imprisoned and flogged. Many children have probably died this way. What a sad shame - Jesus will be sending them directly to hell.

 
Comment by emphbone
2008-06-01 01:18:45

what does mozaic vagina mean?

and what are those comments above me saying?

 
Comment by Gabiechan
2008-06-29 14:16:04

que?

 
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