Shape: The Horny Remover
For those times when your Horny feeling begin to take over and you feel you may lose control.
Grab your Horny Remover and breath a sigh of relief.
*Disclaimer – some horny feelings are too strong for the horny remover to properly remove. If you experience a horny feeling you cannot remove with the horny remover you should immediately satisfy your horny urges.
By Aki Nakimura on 29-09-2007
Comment by :D
September 29th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
how does it work???
Comment by Gara
September 29th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Hah! That’s a blast from the past. I haven’t seen that image in awhile
Comment by darkwing duck
September 29th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Hand Party
Comment by Trish
September 29th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Statement on package: “We are thinking much about human body. Erday (sp?) promoting your health with our healthy goods.”
But my husband likes it when I am horny.
Comment by metal
September 30th, 2007 at 12:51 am
i think it says “enjoy” its just the lines running horizontal screw it up.
Comment by Sandcastle
September 30th, 2007 at 2:54 am
Ah, one of the Engrish classics. Also for the concept.
Hmm, wondering if this product is still being sold?
Comment by francesca
September 30th, 2007 at 10:16 am
what’s this?
Comment by Kevin
September 30th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
After some research, it actually turns out this is a “Rough Skin Remover.” We were going to get one for our friend who gets around too much for his own good. I’m thankful we waited… God only knows what he would have done with it…
Comment by Earthian
September 30th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
“how does it work ?”
Scientists have discovered that if you take an item with a rough plastic surface and rub a women’s elbow for 15 consecutive minutes , she will slap you in the face and you won’t get any nookie , even if you are horny …
(this product is used by two people together , the picture is shown for demonstration purposes and so as to show the precise spot)
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on a serious note … I think they meant it with this definition of horny …
horny = 3. hornlike as a result of hardening ; callous … eg. horny hands
they should have used corns or callouses
Comment by fancyx
September 30th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
it says enjoy
Comment by Lunatic
September 30th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Wouldn’t work for me…
Comment by Cail
September 30th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Or maybe they mean “itchy feelings”?
Comment by Mike
September 30th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I kinda like being Horny myself, bring on the Viagra!!!
Comment by subcorpus
September 30th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
whats that white part on the right ?
Comment by Devin
September 30th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
the word is “Enjoy.” took me a second and i had to really squint, but yeah, it says enjoy.
Comment by Devin
September 30th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
it’s the rough end you use for scratching. im pretty sure they meant “itchy” rather than horny.
Comment by bud
September 30th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
I’m pretty sure they meant horny in the terms of a tough build up of dry scaly skin, that is, calluses.
Those can itch sometimes though.
Me so horny!
Comment by Good laughter
September 30th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
“Horny” is incorrect translation of ‘rough skin’.
Stiffened/rough skin is “角質” in Japanese, which means “horn-like matter”.
Comment by John
September 30th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Mesawhawny!
Comment by Casual Adventurer
October 1st, 2007 at 1:50 am
Unfortunately the first name didn’t work and the marketing guys decided they needed to call it something other than “Strange green scratching device that looks unusually like a deformed turnip”…. A device of a thousand uses, every imaginative household should have one!
Comment by Bingo Tonight
October 1st, 2007 at 2:29 am
Looks like a plastic sea shell..
Comment by Hung Like An Elephant
October 1st, 2007 at 5:42 am
Who needs viagra Mike? I am nearly 40 and I like it 5x per day, my woman can’t keep up and so I have to have friends.
Comment by Nipporn
October 1st, 2007 at 10:05 am
I’ve seen enough Japanese porn to not doubt that’s been inserted into a Japanese woman’s vagina more than once.
Comment by Nipporn
October 1st, 2007 at 10:05 am
I’ve seen enough Japanese porn to not doubt that’s been inserted into a Japanese woman’s cooch more than once.
(Japanese women have mosaic vaginas)
Comment by b
October 1st, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Japanese have bad translation. Imagine if that was sold here in Canada, the people would prolly liek wtf Japan.
Comment by Lea
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:11 am
it’s a corn remover… the real purpose is a buzz kill all the same.
Comment by anonymousgirl
October 9th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
how come the image has to be a woman? O_o thats so degrading.
Comment by arabo
October 10th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
اسغÙر الله العظيم ما هذا , اتقوا الله Ùˆ اعبدوه ذالكم خير لكم
Comment by Hizzoner
February 28th, 2008 at 12:11 am
The people who took their children there are criminal child abusers and should be imprisoned and flogged. Many children have probably died this way. What a sad shame – Jesus will be sending them directly to hell.
Comment by emphbone
June 1st, 2008 at 1:18 am
what does mozaic vagina mean?
and what are those comments above me saying?
Comment by Gabiechan
June 29th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
que?
Comment by two-faced joel
September 18th, 2009 at 6:49 am
yeah how does it work???