Shape: The Horny Remover
For those times when your Horny feeling begin to take over and you feel you may lose control.
Grab your Horny Remover and breath a sigh of relief.
*Disclaimer - some horny feelings are too strong for the horny remover to properly remove. If you experience a horny feeling you cannot remove with the horny remover you should immediately satisfy your horny urges.
how does it work???
Hah! That’s a blast from the past. I haven’t seen that image in awhile
Hand Party
Statement on package: “We are thinking much about human body. Erday (sp?) promoting your health with our healthy goods.”
But my husband likes it when I am horny.
i think it says “enjoy” its just the lines running horizontal screw it up.
it says enjoy
the word is “Enjoy.” took me a second and i had to really squint, but yeah, it says enjoy.
Ah, one of the Engrish classics. Also for the concept.
Hmm, wondering if this product is still being sold?
what’s this?
After some research, it actually turns out this is a “Rough Skin Remover.” We were going to get one for our friend who gets around too much for his own good. I’m thankful we waited… God only knows what he would have done with it…
“how does it work ?”
Scientists have discovered that if you take an item with a rough plastic surface and rub a women’s elbow for 15 consecutive minutes , she will slap you in the face and you won’t get any nookie , even if you are horny …
(this product is used by two people together , the picture is shown for demonstration purposes and so as to show the precise spot)
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on a serious note … I think they meant it with this definition of horny …
horny = 3. hornlike as a result of hardening ; callous … eg. horny hands
they should have used corns or callouses
Wouldn’t work for me…
Or maybe they mean “itchy feelings”?
I kinda like being Horny myself, bring on the Viagra!!!
whats that white part on the right ?
it’s the rough end you use for scratching. im pretty sure they meant “itchy” rather than horny.
I’m pretty sure they meant horny in the terms of a tough build up of dry scaly skin, that is, calluses.
Those can itch sometimes though.
Me so horny!
“Horny” is incorrect translation of ‘rough skin’.
Stiffened/rough skin is “角質” in Japanese, which means “horn-like matter”.
Mesawhawny!
Unfortunately the first name didn’t work and the marketing guys decided they needed to call it something other than “Strange green scratching device that looks unusually like a deformed turnip”…. A device of a thousand uses, every imaginative household should have one!
Looks like a plastic sea shell..
Who needs viagra Mike? I am nearly 40 and I like it 5x per day, my woman can’t keep up and so I have to have friends.
I’ve seen enough Japanese porn to not doubt that’s been inserted into a Japanese woman’s vagina more than once.
I’ve seen enough Japanese porn to not doubt that’s been inserted into a Japanese woman’s cooch more than once.
(Japanese women have mosaic vaginas)
Japanese have bad translation. Imagine if that was sold here in Canada, the people would prolly liek wtf Japan.
it’s a corn remover… the real purpose is a buzz kill all the same.
how come the image has to be a woman? O_o thats so degrading.
اسغفر الله العظيم ما هذا , اتقوا الله و اعبدوه ذالكم خير لكم
The people who took their children there are criminal child abusers and should be imprisoned and flogged. Many children have probably died this way. What a sad shame - Jesus will be sending them directly to hell.
what does mozaic vagina mean?
and what are those comments above me saying?
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