Plasma Sperm: Keep Up With Your Little Guys
Sometimes a man has to wonder how his little guys are doing. Are they strong performers and do i have enough?
Well wonder no more! Japan has the perfect product for you… The Plasma Sperm.
For as low as about $60 bucks you can get this high tech home microscope that will allow you to check out your little guys yourself. Why spend the money and embarrassment to visit a doctor when you can do it from home.
Not sure what to look for… The Plasma Sperm has information to help you know what things to check for.
Should i worry if the seed is cut off? How fast should my sperm be swimming? Is there enough sperm? These questions are all answered for you.
The Plasma Sperm comes with three levels of magnification: 100, 600, and 1200 times.
By Aki Nakimura on 28-09-2007
Comment by shandyking
September 28th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Xmas is cummming soon.
Comment by Trish
September 28th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
I might be disturbed but, that is a really good microscope.
Comment by darkwing duck
September 28th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I might need that microscope to check.
The dirty water ( drinking water) in my high school.
Comment by bloggo
September 30th, 2007 at 2:40 am
What? It doesn’t come with a rubber inflatable doll to collect my specimen? Pity…..
Comment by Casual Adventurer
October 1st, 2007 at 2:02 am
Cool, If they release a version with a projector on the microscope, you can just display the image on the wall. Finally a viable replacement for the household aquarium. You could even get your girlfriend to give the little fellers names…….
Comment by Sm4ll
October 1st, 2007 at 5:39 am
Those names better be thought of fast, since they’d die after a while
Comment by b
October 1st, 2007 at 6:05 pm
So is this microscope stronger than the light microscopes we have at school?
It doesn’t really have much of an entertainment value to me, so I probably don’t want one since im not much considered about pro-creation or making babies.
Comment by Casual Adventurer
October 1st, 2007 at 8:46 pm
See! Exactly the same as goldfish……
Comment by Saul Wall
October 2nd, 2007 at 4:22 pm
“So is this microscope stronger than the light microscopes we have at school?”
I thought this at first too but then I remembered that microscopes at schools and such are generally spoken about by the power of the objective lens since that is the more important one and the one that is alternated with others to adjust the power. When selling microscopes to the public they refer to them by the total magnification power which includes the (often 10x) magnification of the eyepiece so what you are getting is an order of magnitude lower than what a student would assume after hearing about the 40x and 100x scopes in his lab and then hearing a scope spoken of as 1200x. Even a 120x objective sounds high since we generally use oil immersion at the 100x level so the ocular lens is likely 20x with the objective lens being 5x, 30x and 60x magnification.
I wager that a lot of microscopes get sold to students due to this misunderstanding.
Comment by wanger
October 11th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
even better, you don’t have to feed them.
Comment by cum
March 28th, 2008 at 3:35 am
but you can feed them
Comment by GOD
December 14th, 2008 at 12:32 am
I am epic, now, go cum in a cup and look at it.