Tokyo Wave Pool Insanity
Asia has a lot of people. About 4 billion asians make up about 60% of the world’s population. So it is common knowledge that asian countries have little to no personal space and must get used to living in a very crowded environment.
We posted some pictures of a beach in China and a pool that was packed even on a weekday, but nothing we reported has held up to what we are going to show you today.
This is pure Tokyo Wave Pool Madness…
Props to Michael Keferl for braving this adventure to get the footage and share it with us. That has to be the craziest wave pool ever.
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That a lot of people in the pool.
Dam i drink too much cc lemon. I guess It going to turn the pool water yellow.
It’s a Tsunmai preperation device!
That’s pretty damn funny.
A comment has never made me laugh until now.
that is soo genious. kudooosss
This is the perfect example of why we in the US need legislation that encourages family planning.
Legislation? We don’t need legislation for most things, all it takes is common sense.
Common sense only goes so far. Ever been to the deep south?
The US has twice the population of Japan, and the Japanese birth rate is the lowest in the world. Your point?
Yeah, twice the population in a country the size of California. Add the fact that Japan still has some 80% of their forests intact and you have no more room for more people. That explains the low birth rate
Actually, it’s simply difficult to build on most Japanese land as it’s so mountainous and prone to earthquakes. The low birth rate is due to people not having sex — long work hours, commute times, aging population, etc.
Why does lack of room explain the low birth rate? It’s not a voluntary situation, realizing limitations of the environment, blah blah; the Japanese are trying to figure out how to increase the birth rate.
Considering Japan has one of the lowest birthrates in the world (statistically speaking the country will actually be un-populated by the year 2050.) The government is actively campaigning to get Japanese couples to have more sex, make more children. Incidentally in the country where couples are reported to have the least sex per year than in any other country, the suicide rate in Japan is one of the highest in the world. I wonder if there’s a connection.
Underpopulated? What on Earth does that mean? Underpopulated for what purpose?
Sounds like the one child policy in China you commie bastard.
Japan definitely does not need family planning. Japan’s population has gone down considerably, and it is estimated that by 2055 it will be down to less than 90 million people, from approximately 127 million, which is what it is now.
where the hell’s the water??
Fun fact….. Just one lifegaurd on duty.
Although I am a Hongkonger, I would say that’s a very common scene in Japan, as this is frequently described in some TV shows, tour guides and even manga.
I always wonder why the Japanese would drive miles and pay the entrance fee for something they could do in their bathtub, which is actually much better.
not true… they normally fill their bathtubs up with sand and dead girls
Im curious to know how many bodies they pull out of these wave pools. It would seem that anyone who “went under” would have quite a difficult time resurfacing with so many packed in.
The amount of probable piss in the water boggles the mind.
i might wanna be in japan …
but i sure do not wanna be in there …
that doesnt look fun to me …
i guess a lot of japanese wud disagree with me …
hehe …
That’s fucking disgusting. I can’t imagine how much urine and fecal matter is in that pool. Also, I wonder how many people die in that pool due to drowning. It seems so hazardous.
jeez, every party has its pooper
MMM got a craving for fruit loops now.
Oh, come on! Japan is full of great quite secluded beaches. Lottsa people pitch tents on the beaches, but they can all find a quite spot easily. As crazy as this video looks it is no dumber then a bunch of idiots lined up to buy iphones, Harry Potter books, to see a crappy Star Wars movie or people packed in like nut to watch a stupid ball on New Years eve.
Idiots that buy iphone, Harry Potter books, to see CRAPPY Star Wars movies, people packed in like nut to watch a stupid ball on New Years eve???????? Are you kidding me????? How the hell are those actions idiotic in the first place, pray tell????????? At least those ‘idiots’ that were doing the idiotic stuffs are doing anything hazardous and they are no risks of drowning!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You clearly need to go back to the kitchen.
You clearly are a chauvinistic pig
Jesus thats funny! I have been to a swimming pool in London which was that packed although they didn’t have a wave machine
how does anyone in the middle of the pool get out of there?
You just pretend you’re about to vomit.
And if all else fails. You vomit.
Overgeneralization, ignorance, racism, orientalism….
Whatever you have to name it, you guys never understand us.
You think this clip does not surprise any Japanese?
Sometimes things get crazy, that’s all.
Maybe, but at least we’re not sleeping on top of each other..
Swimming in everyone else’s urine.
Ow and not able to pleasure your wemon?
I’m glad I live in Australia.
yout hink thats funny, you should see the diving pool!
Ever been to Wisconsin Dells during a heat wave? It looks very similar.
Stop being the ugly Americans and stop being so damn judgmental.
Watch out, your stupidity is showing.
Now you know why Japan has the highest number of subway gropers on the planet. There’s just so much opportunity to do it the japanese businessman can’t resist.
“Common sense only goes so far. Ever been to the deep south?”
Or blunckhouse’s house?
Haha, what the hell? Sure that’s a pool, it might just be a bunch of people jumping rhythmically.
That water park must make some serious money.
And I, personally, will do my best to avoid that pool. I always get caught under the waves/someone’s tube when I go to the wave pool - so I know for sure that I would drown there.
One large brown slick in the middle and see how fast it empties, that is if anyone would notice.
I don’t think people ever drown there. Probably as hard as falling over at a rock concert. You just don’t have enough space.
And there are enough people who could help you coming up to the surface.
They all have floating tyres…. Japanese are so very disciplined in following rules.
@Flyner - Last time i checked, it’s really easy to fall over at a rock concert - particularly if there’s a mosh pit going - and the risk of drowning in that pool is about equal to the risk of getting trampled in a mosh pit at a concert if you cant get back up quickly enough or you have no-one to help you.
How do the Life Guards ever see some one in trouble in all those people? EEuugh, no thank you.
holy hell, is there even any water in there?
i’m not sure, because there are soo many people, but the actual water looks uber-murky.
Americans are stupid narrowminded racist jerks.
That is totally normal in Asian places, actually. >-> Nothing new.
Ha!
Normal in Asia but nowhere else…
Here only a bowl of Cheerios would look like that.
Its not about racism, its just about birth control before you run out of space and water…
Unfortunately G. you are correct! The truly sad part is that most Americans actually believe that we are the center of the known universe and our ways are the ONLY right ways…and it’s only a 1000 times worse here in the south…
WOW, I would not like to be in that pool…there is prob so much pee its disgusting.
I pity the Chinese people having to share the beacch with so many people, but imagine the infectious diseases you can catch by swimming there, especially water borne diseases. China is well know for it’s high rate and numerous types of active infectious dieaseses like SARS, Hepatitis, tuberclosis, H5N1, veneral diseases, skin diseases, and other infectious dieseases which affecting almost every human organ. Chinese are known to have bad public spirit and hygiene. People in China urnirante and defacate even in swimming pools and the constant news of floating faeces (shit) in the swimming pools is clear evidence. The Chinese people are endangering the world by allowing this so many people on a beach and also tolerating bad hygiene. it is time the authorities do something about it.
erm… the video clip is of a pool in Japan, not a beach in China.
A valid point, but a pointless valid point at that.
china and india need a bird flu epidemic
This is not a pool, it is a human stew.
stupid white people, your racist twats admit it
Is that supposed to be ironic?
that looks dangerous and disgusting
“Americans are stupid narrowminded racist jerks.”
Oh the irony!
…And I’m not even American
Every country has its know-it-alls
Lighten up eh chaps?
But that pool would definitely not be top of my list of ‘things to do in Japan’.. hopefully none of the visitors have any issues with small spaces! ^^
I don’t know. Kinda looks like fun to this white southerner.
haha that looks awesome XD
and I’m sure if you felt endangered you can just reach over and grab the guy in front/to the side/even behind you.
I have a feeling that the people in this video are actually having a lot of fun! Sometimes being surrounded by people who just don’t care about anything but having a good time is therapeutic (why do you think thousands of cosplayers have so much fun and don’t feel like freaks when they’re in anime conventions or akihabara, japan?).
and as for the “oh on asian people pee in swimming pools” comments, I’m sure there are lots of “secret urinators” in swimming pools around the world. So just chill out, enjoy this video, and pay attention to the water temperature when you go swimming next.
It was like watching origamis float on water…whoah…so crowded >_<
ugh is that discting or what! have