9 Year-old Steals Mother’s Car … From His Kidnappers
Police in China received a report that a 9 year-old boy had crashed into an agricultural vehicle. What they found out was shocking.

“A small boy got out of the car with his hands shaking and said: “Some people stole my mom’s car, and I drove it away when they weren’t paying attention”.”
The boy and his mother had been riding in the vehicle earlier that day when robbers pulled the mother from her car and stole the car with the boy in it.
Passing vehicles said they did not stop to help because they thought it was a domestic disturbance.
We would have loved to see the conversation that those robbers had when they noticed the car and the boy where just gone.












hail the japanese boy!!!
yeah, because that kid drove the car from Japan to China!
Hahaha
The child is very brave and all these comments have made me smile today. hehe:)
he was a cool kid……..a hero…..the kidnappers must be the dumbest u have heard abt
Japanese boy?? Read the story, you ignorant retard.
“He’s Chinese, JAPANESE to be most specific.”
Um, Japan and China are two different countries.
chinese, japanese! same thing!!!
Did you forget to take your retard pills again? tsk* tsk*
>>ptmn
hail the japanese boy!!!
>>Police in China received
Can you even read?
Japs? Chinese? Oh they all look the same! This is why the US is in deep shit!
acually they ARE different chinese have qi paos japanese have kimonos plus characters and tradition are different
-and im still 8!
I commend you the first DIGG-ovation!
Source?
the chinaman is not the issue here dude.
Also, dude, “chinaman” is not the preferred nomenclature…
why not? you can say Englishman, Scotsman, Frenchman… why not Chinaman?
Chinaman is correct usage, and is in the dictionary. But I say it should be Chineseman. Because you say Englishman, Scotsman, and Frenchman; not Englandman, Scotlandman, and Franceman.
Surely by your own argument it would be Chineseman?
Yeah. Just like Scottlandman above.
Ok first of all claiming that “Chinaman” is as innocuous as Englishman, Scotsman, Frenchman is fucking retarded. Chinaman was a derrogatory term originated by English sailors, in the early 1800s, to denigrade the Chinese. The word in the US also carries a historical stigma of racism and prejudice.It has been used as a wedge to alienate Americans of Chinese heritage from being “Americans”. In other words you are an ignorant, uneducated fuck.
Furthermore in the example cited above (Englishman, Scotsman, Frenchman) I would hope that anyone above the age of 2 can recognize that the English, French, and Scottish are ethnic groups where as China is a country. So in that context it would be chineseman.
well actually English=England and that’s a country and French=France and that’s a country I think that getting uppity about someone saying “chinaman” on the internet isn’t really worth it since like it’s the internet and like that’s something you should be prepared to see before you even open your browser.
Well said DA!
@diatron5
where is your brain?… in your ass?
Well… get up! don’t sit on it!
Maybe you should read what DA said like x100 for you understand what it meant.
I guess I was the only one to get the Lobowski joke :\
He is not a victim of discrimination, the guy pissed on his rug!!!
Oh wait, what was I talking about…
Asian kids are cool!
I propose that, for the sake of contuniuty and familiarity, stick with how most american speakers say it, which is chinaman. I know it breeches naming countryman congruity, but this IS english. It breaks rules, blame on the alcoholic who put together our dictionary, blame it on poor education facilities, or blame it on text messaging. The point is this kid is very very hardcore. Most of us would have wet our pants: statistically, most of us would wait for someone else to help us. Statistically, this kid will work harder and earn less while still whooping our ass on standardized tests and video games. His kidnappers, however, not so much. I hope they realize they were out-witted by a 9-year-old and react accordingly: apply for aid on the premise of mental disability. Or they could just go die in a fire, their effectiveness as contributing citizens remains about the same in either case.
Wow. You americamen are stupid.
I prefer Unitedstatesofamericaman
hehe We can be but that is a great zing you have there, plus it’s funny.
LoL. good one Martin.
why he didn’t that ?
-IT-
now that is funny.
That kid is very cool indeed.
“Passing vehicles said they did not stop to help because they thought it was a domestic disturbance.”
thanks, Chinese society, for being so polite. Cause when I’m beating up my wife and kid in a car, I don’t want to be bothered by no strangers.
You guys are idiots making fun of the chinaman debate.
It’s called The Big Lebowski…go get some lives
By sitting in front of a TV for 2 hours…
by the way, that rug really tied the room together, did it not?
At last, an Asian who know how to drive.
He crashed into an agricultural vehicle dude.
“At last, an Asian who know how to drive.”
You might want to rephrase that dumbass because a lot of “Asians” can drive better than you. We drift and build cars that will smoke your ass. Drifting was copied from “Asians” dumbass alfred.
No pics.. it didnt happen…
Where to Doctor Jones? Step on it short round!
Stupid Jap
how can he be a stupid jap when it happened in CHINA, you douche canoe.
Stupid ptmn!
wow thats awesome
btw how did he even reach the pedals?
You’ve obviously never seen Indiana Jones.
Shoot… The comments if more interesting than the artice. Thanks for the laugh
LMAO these comments are hilarious! I forgot what the story was about! ha ha ha
Loool dudes, its the first time i read comments that are more interesting then the a fake story.
Lol what was the story? The comments are the best thing about this page! xD