9 Year-old Steals Mother’s Car … From His Kidnappers

Police in China received a report that a 9 year-old boy had crashed into an agricultural vehicle. What they found out was shocking.

 9 Year-old Steals Mothers Car ... From His Kidnappers picture

“A small boy got out of the car with his hands shaking and said: “Some people stole my mom’s car, and I drove it away when they weren’t paying attention”.”

The boy and his mother had been riding in the vehicle earlier that day when robbers pulled the mother from her car and stole the car with the boy in it.

Passing vehicles said they did not stop to help because they thought it was a domestic disturbance.

We would have loved to see the conversation that those robbers had when they noticed the car and the boy where just gone.

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51 Comments »

Comment by ptmn
2007-07-18 23:19:02

hail the japanese boy!!!

Comment by nec
2007-07-18 23:23:39

yeah, because that kid drove the car from Japan to China!

Comment by Estaris
2007-07-19 08:55:05

Hahaha :)
The child is very brave and all these comments have made me smile today. hehe:)

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Comment by tshir
2007-07-19 01:54:52

he was a cool kid……..a hero…..the kidnappers must be the dumbest u have heard abt

 
Comment by DjK
2007-07-19 07:04:48

Japanese boy?? Read the story, you ignorant retard.

Comment by ahoy
2007-07-19 12:52:46

“He’s Chinese, JAPANESE to be most specific.”

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Comment by Gor
2007-07-19 13:34:48

Um, Japan and China are two different countries.

 
 
Comment by dk
2007-07-19 13:53:57

chinese, japanese! same thing!!!

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Comment by infeksion
2008-03-05 07:51:27

Did you forget to take your retard pills again? tsk* tsk*

 
 
 
Comment by can you even read?
2007-07-19 07:20:37

>>ptmn
hail the japanese boy!!!

>>Police in China received

Can you even read?

 
Comment by fgiwuakjds
2007-07-19 10:30:34

Japs? Chinese? Oh they all look the same! This is why the US is in deep shit!

Comment by addoi
2008-02-14 19:49:21

acually they ARE different chinese have qi paos japanese have kimonos plus characters and tradition are different

-and im still 8!

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Comment by rayxtime
2007-07-18 23:28:55

I commend you the first DIGG-ovation!

 
Comment by bkb
2007-07-19 00:04:13

Source?

 
Comment by firsttube
2007-07-19 00:08:05

the chinaman is not the issue here dude.

Comment by SCS
2007-07-19 03:04:22

Also, dude, “chinaman” is not the preferred nomenclature…

Comment by Adam
2007-07-19 04:32:57

why not? you can say Englishman, Scotsman, Frenchman… why not Chinaman?

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Comment by John A.
2007-07-19 05:46:22

Chinaman is correct usage, and is in the dictionary. But I say it should be Chineseman. Because you say Englishman, Scotsman, and Frenchman; not Englandman, Scotlandman, and Franceman.

 
Comment by Bob Holness
2007-07-19 05:48:42

Surely by your own argument it would be Chineseman?

 
Comment by Rob J.
2007-07-19 06:21:04

Yeah. Just like Scottlandman above.

 
Comment by DA
2007-07-19 08:05:55

Ok first of all claiming that “Chinaman” is as innocuous as Englishman, Scotsman, Frenchman is fucking retarded. Chinaman was a derrogatory term originated by English sailors, in the early 1800s, to denigrade the Chinese. The word in the US also carries a historical stigma of racism and prejudice.It has been used as a wedge to alienate Americans of Chinese heritage from being “Americans”. In other words you are an ignorant, uneducated fuck.

Furthermore in the example cited above (Englishman, Scotsman, Frenchman) I would hope that anyone above the age of 2 can recognize that the English, French, and Scottish are ethnic groups where as China is a country. So in that context it would be chineseman.

 
Comment by diatron5
2007-08-03 15:44:03

well actually English=England and that’s a country and French=France and that’s a country I think that getting uppity about someone saying “chinaman” on the internet isn’t really worth it since like it’s the internet and like that’s something you should be prepared to see before you even open your browser.

 
Comment by infeksion
2008-03-05 07:58:18

Well said DA!

@diatron5

where is your brain?… in your ass?
Well… get up! don’t sit on it!

Maybe you should read what DA said like x100 for you understand what it meant.

 
 
Comment by Logan
2007-07-19 07:15:17

I guess I was the only one to get the Lobowski joke :\

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Comment by Philopoemen
2007-07-19 09:27:53

He is not a victim of discrimination, the guy pissed on his rug!!!

Oh wait, what was I talking about…

Asian kids are cool! ;)

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Comment by Brittany_not_Britney
2007-07-19 11:26:04

I propose that, for the sake of contuniuty and familiarity, stick with how most american speakers say it, which is chinaman. I know it breeches naming countryman congruity, but this IS english. It breaks rules, blame on the alcoholic who put together our dictionary, blame it on poor education facilities, or blame it on text messaging. The point is this kid is very very hardcore. Most of us would have wet our pants: statistically, most of us would wait for someone else to help us. Statistically, this kid will work harder and earn less while still whooping our ass on standardized tests and video games. His kidnappers, however, not so much. I hope they realize they were out-witted by a 9-year-old and react accordingly: apply for aid on the premise of mental disability. Or they could just go die in a fire, their effectiveness as contributing citizens remains about the same in either case.

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Comment by Martin
2007-07-19 06:43:29

Wow. You americamen are stupid.

Comment by Christian
2007-07-19 08:32:33

I prefer Unitedstatesofamericaman

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Comment by Estaris
2007-07-19 08:52:59

hehe We can be but that is a great zing you have there, plus it’s funny. :)

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Comment by infeksion
2008-03-05 07:59:54

LoL. good one Martin.

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Comment by Irvan
2007-07-19 00:19:35

why he didn’t that ?

-IT-

 
Comment by planner
2007-07-19 02:12:41

now that is funny.

 
Comment by 10668844
2007-07-19 05:19:08

That kid is very cool indeed.

 
Comment by tk
2007-07-19 06:00:32

“Passing vehicles said they did not stop to help because they thought it was a domestic disturbance.”

thanks, Chinese society, for being so polite. Cause when I’m beating up my wife and kid in a car, I don’t want to be bothered by no strangers.

 
Comment by John from cinci....the show sucks
2007-07-19 06:52:40

You guys are idiots making fun of the chinaman debate.

It’s called The Big Lebowski…go get some lives

Comment by William
2007-07-19 13:20:49

By sitting in front of a TV for 2 hours…

by the way, that rug really tied the room together, did it not?

 
 
Comment by alfred
2007-07-19 07:16:37

At last, an Asian who know how to drive.

Comment by Vector
2007-07-19 11:44:57

He crashed into an agricultural vehicle dude.

 
Comment by Speed
2007-07-19 22:23:03

“At last, an Asian who know how to drive.”

You might want to rephrase that dumbass because a lot of “Asians” can drive better than you. We drift and build cars that will smoke your ass. Drifting was copied from “Asians” dumbass alfred.

 
 
Comment by Yo yo!
2007-07-19 07:33:09

No pics.. it didnt happen…

 
Comment by Jarod
2007-07-19 08:50:35

Where to Doctor Jones? Step on it short round!

 
Comment by ptmn
2007-07-19 09:22:53

Stupid Jap

Comment by wth
2007-07-19 10:46:47

how can he be a stupid jap when it happened in CHINA, you douche canoe.

 
Comment by infeksion
2008-03-05 08:02:07

Stupid ptmn!

 
 
Comment by lawl
2007-07-19 12:04:15

wow thats awesome

btw how did he even reach the pedals? :o

Comment by rsp2k
2007-07-19 13:57:26

You’ve obviously never seen Indiana Jones.

 
 
Comment by Barry
2007-07-19 15:09:03

Shoot… The comments if more interesting than the artice. Thanks for the laugh

 
Comment by David
2007-07-20 11:42:47

LMAO these comments are hilarious! I forgot what the story was about! ha ha ha

 
Comment by Sam
2007-07-20 17:16:02

Loool dudes, its the first time i read comments that are more interesting then the a fake story.

 
Comment by Citteh
2007-09-09 16:38:31

Lol what was the story? The comments are the best thing about this page! xD

 
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