9 Year-old Steals Mother’s Car … From His Kidnappers

Police in China received a report that a 9 year-old boy had crashed into an agricultural vehicle. What they found out was shocking.

 9 Year old Steals Mothers Car ... From His Kidnappers picture

“A small boy got out of the car with his hands shaking and said: “Some people stole my mom’s car, and I drove it away when they weren’t paying attention”.”

The boy and his mother had been riding in the vehicle earlier that day when robbers pulled the mother from her car and stole the car with the boy in it.

Passing vehicles said they did not stop to help because they thought it was a domestic disturbance.

We would have loved to see the conversation that those robbers had when they noticed the car and the boy where just gone.

By Aki Nakimura on 18-07-2007

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Comments (51)

  1. Comment by Death

    July 18th, 2007 at 9:19 pm

    That kid is amazing! another note, wow man, your link is sick and disgusting, no body go to rectal’s link.

  2. Comment by ptmn

    July 18th, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    hail the japanese boy!!!

  3. Comment by nec

    July 18th, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    yeah, because that kid drove the car from Japan to China!

  4. Comment by rayxtime

    July 18th, 2007 at 11:28 pm

    I commend you the first DIGG-ovation!

  5. Comment by bkb

    July 19th, 2007 at 12:04 am

    Source?

  6. Comment by firsttube

    July 19th, 2007 at 12:08 am

    the chinaman is not the issue here dude.

  7. Comment by Irvan

    July 19th, 2007 at 12:19 am

    why he didn’t that ?

    -IT-

  8. Comment by tshir

    July 19th, 2007 at 1:54 am

    he was a cool kid……..a hero…..the kidnappers must be the dumbest u have heard abt

  9. Comment by planner

    July 19th, 2007 at 2:12 am

    now that is funny.

  10. Comment by SCS

    July 19th, 2007 at 3:04 am

    Also, dude, “chinaman” is not the preferred nomenclature…

  11. Comment by Adam

    July 19th, 2007 at 4:32 am

    why not? you can say Englishman, Scotsman, Frenchman… why not Chinaman?

  12. Comment by 10668844

    July 19th, 2007 at 5:19 am

    That kid is very cool indeed.

  13. Comment by John A.

    July 19th, 2007 at 5:46 am

    Chinaman is correct usage, and is in the dictionary. But I say it should be Chineseman. Because you say Englishman, Scotsman, and Frenchman; not Englandman, Scotlandman, and Franceman.

  14. Comment by Bob Holness

    July 19th, 2007 at 5:48 am

    Surely by your own argument it would be Chineseman?

  15. Comment by tk

    July 19th, 2007 at 6:00 am

    “Passing vehicles said they did not stop to help because they thought it was a domestic disturbance.”

    thanks, Chinese society, for being so polite. Cause when I’m beating up my wife and kid in a car, I don’t want to be bothered by no strangers.

  16. Comment by Rob J.

    July 19th, 2007 at 6:21 am

    Yeah. Just like Scottlandman above.

  17. Comment by Martin

    July 19th, 2007 at 6:43 am

    Wow. You americamen are stupid.

  18. Comment by John from cinci....the show sucks

    July 19th, 2007 at 6:52 am

    You guys are idiots making fun of the chinaman debate.

    It’s called The Big Lebowski…go get some lives

  19. Comment by DjK

    July 19th, 2007 at 7:04 am

    Japanese boy?? Read the story, you ignorant retard.

  20. Comment by Logan

    July 19th, 2007 at 7:15 am

    I guess I was the only one to get the Lobowski joke :\

  21. Comment by alfred

    July 19th, 2007 at 7:16 am

    At last, an Asian who know how to drive.

  22. Comment by can you even read?

    July 19th, 2007 at 7:20 am

    >>ptmn
    hail the japanese boy!!!

    >>Police in China received

    Can you even read?

  23. Comment by Yo yo!

    July 19th, 2007 at 7:33 am

    No pics.. it didnt happen…

  24. Comment by DA

    July 19th, 2007 at 8:05 am

    Ok first of all claiming that “Chinaman” is as innocuous as Englishman, Scotsman, Frenchman is fucking retarded. Chinaman was a derrogatory term originated by English sailors, in the early 1800s, to denigrade the Chinese. The word in the US also carries a historical stigma of racism and prejudice.It has been used as a wedge to alienate Americans of Chinese heritage from being “Americans”. In other words you are an ignorant, uneducated fuck.

    Furthermore in the example cited above (Englishman, Scotsman, Frenchman) I would hope that anyone above the age of 2 can recognize that the English, French, and Scottish are ethnic groups where as China is a country. So in that context it would be chineseman.

  25. Comment by Christian

    July 19th, 2007 at 8:32 am

    I prefer Unitedstatesofamericaman

  26. Comment by Jarod

    July 19th, 2007 at 8:50 am

    Where to Doctor Jones? Step on it short round!

  27. Comment by Estaris

    July 19th, 2007 at 8:52 am

    hehe We can be but that is a great zing you have there, plus it’s funny. :)

  28. Comment by Estaris

    July 19th, 2007 at 8:55 am

    Hahaha :)
    The child is very brave and all these comments have made me smile today. hehe:)

  29. Comment by ptmn

    July 19th, 2007 at 9:22 am

    Stupid Jap

  30. Comment by Philopoemen

    July 19th, 2007 at 9:27 am

    He is not a victim of discrimination, the guy pissed on his rug!!!

    Oh wait, what was I talking about…

    Asian kids are cool! ;)

  31. Comment by fgiwuakjds

    July 19th, 2007 at 10:30 am

    Japs? Chinese? Oh they all look the same! This is why the US is in deep shit!

  32. Comment by wth

    July 19th, 2007 at 10:46 am

    how can he be a stupid jap when it happened in CHINA, you douche canoe.

  33. Comment by Brittany_not_Britney

    July 19th, 2007 at 11:26 am

    I propose that, for the sake of contuniuty and familiarity, stick with how most american speakers say it, which is chinaman. I know it breeches naming countryman congruity, but this IS english. It breaks rules, blame on the alcoholic who put together our dictionary, blame it on poor education facilities, or blame it on text messaging. The point is this kid is very very hardcore. Most of us would have wet our pants: statistically, most of us would wait for someone else to help us. Statistically, this kid will work harder and earn less while still whooping our ass on standardized tests and video games. His kidnappers, however, not so much. I hope they realize they were out-witted by a 9-year-old and react accordingly: apply for aid on the premise of mental disability. Or they could just go die in a fire, their effectiveness as contributing citizens remains about the same in either case.

  34. Comment by Vector

    July 19th, 2007 at 11:44 am

    He crashed into an agricultural vehicle dude.

  35. Comment by lawl

    July 19th, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    wow thats awesome

    btw how did he even reach the pedals? :o

  36. Comment by ahoy

    July 19th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    “He’s Chinese, JAPANESE to be most specific.”

  37. Comment by William

    July 19th, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    By sitting in front of a TV for 2 hours…

    by the way, that rug really tied the room together, did it not?

  38. Comment by Gor

    July 19th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Um, Japan and China are two different countries.

  39. Comment by dk

    July 19th, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    chinese, japanese! same thing!!!

  40. Comment by rsp2k

    July 19th, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    You’ve obviously never seen Indiana Jones.

  41. Comment by Barry

    July 19th, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    Shoot… The comments if more interesting than the artice. Thanks for the laugh

  42. Comment by Speed

    July 19th, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    “At last, an Asian who know how to drive.”

    You might want to rephrase that dumbass because a lot of “Asians” can drive better than you. We drift and build cars that will smoke your ass. Drifting was copied from “Asians” dumbass alfred.

  43. Comment by David

    July 20th, 2007 at 11:42 am

    LMAO these comments are hilarious! I forgot what the story was about! ha ha ha

  44. Comment by Sam

    July 20th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    Loool dudes, its the first time i read comments that are more interesting then the a fake story.

  45. Comment by diatron5

    August 3rd, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    well actually English=England and that’s a country and French=France and that’s a country I think that getting uppity about someone saying “chinaman” on the internet isn’t really worth it since like it’s the internet and like that’s something you should be prepared to see before you even open your browser.

  46. Comment by Citteh

    September 9th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    Lol what was the story? The comments are the best thing about this page! xD

  47. Comment by addoi

    February 14th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    acually they ARE different chinese have qi paos japanese have kimonos plus characters and tradition are different

    -and im still 8!

  48. Comment by infeksion

    March 5th, 2008 at 7:51 am

    Did you forget to take your retard pills again? tsk* tsk*

  49. Comment by infeksion

    March 5th, 2008 at 7:58 am

    Well said DA!

    @diatron5

    where is your brain?… in your ass?
    Well… get up! don’t sit on it!

    Maybe you should read what DA said like x100 for you understand what it meant.

  50. Comment by infeksion

    March 5th, 2008 at 7:59 am

    LoL. good one Martin.

  51. Comment by infeksion

    March 5th, 2008 at 8:02 am

    Stupid ptmn!

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