If you can’t find God, Create Him
Buddhism step aside, For Jesus has cometh in the light of Japanese inventors.
We introduce to thee God-Jesus, the only religious robot to assist in cleansing your soul.
GOD-JESUS was a 1980s toy sold in Japan, made by Bandai. The toy is in the form of a robot brandishing a Christian cross. The toy was asked a question and would give an answer in a similar way to a Magic 8-ball.
By Sun Tzu on 14-05-2007
Comment by amanda
May 14th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
this is a piece of….crap, let’s say. you can’t create a god, you idiots should know that. if you buy or even ask one of these hunks of metal a question, ur an absolute idiot!!! a stupid robot can’t solve your problems, it’s not a god at all!
Comment by rebecca june
May 14th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
you call this a god? it gives random answers someone told it to say. it is an absolute waste of money and time. i agree with the amanda person 100%. retarded robots, my butt!
Comment by Ethan
May 16th, 2007 at 9:33 am
This made me laugh pretty good. The name especially cracks me up. It’s not simply “God”, nor “Jesus”, because obviously one title isn’t enough!
To the previous commenters: obviously nobody expects this is an actual god, nor that it will correctly “predict” anything, just like nobody really takes the Magic 8-ball seriously. It’s a cute toy with a name that, depending on how seriously you take the product, could be unfortunate; but you really should learn to enjoy silly things a bit more.
This was funny, and I appreciated the post ^_^
Comment by chickaboom
June 12th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
that would be so offensive to religious people.
Comment by luckylife333
February 18th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
ITS SO OFFENSIVE!
im christian…..
Comment by Barry
February 21st, 2008 at 10:20 am
i think its fantastic about as useful as any god. Actually more so it may be random but at least you get an answer that isn’t vaguely translated from scripture or your subconscious (prayer). I hope i can find one on ebay
Comment by Wtf-thisshitsucks
July 9th, 2008 at 12:18 am
booo hooo…. gods a short asian…..
Comment by Tobi
July 21st, 2008 at 11:23 am
those asian inventors…….dey r so ofensive…..
Comment by M Styborski
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:09 pm
My God-Jesus can kick your God-Jesus butt!
At least he will after I install the flamethrower and missile launcher!
To those that are offended by a toy, lighten up. Bandai doesn’t kick up a fuss every time you bring another ‘Christian’ into the world. (And yes, I am a Catholic.) You want to fight back? Create a line of Shinto robots. There are hundreds of Shinto Spirits. The collectors will have to have every one of them. You’ll be a millionaire and very likely crush Bandai in the process! Good luck!
Love the post!